May 21, 200719 yr Nothing makes me laugh, nOthIng .... except....... PRANKS! When I catch someone with a prank, I laugh so much I could choke! I'm quite the mischevious one. 2480+ total
May 21, 200719 yr A cat thread usually always brings me up when I am down, find one on caturday (which seems to be around everyday now). The quality of them is decreasing on whole because of the amount being made, but there is still plenty of lulz to be had. Caturday FTW.
May 21, 200719 yr Inhale nitrous oxide and watch the Monty Python sketches. Actually, that might be dangerously funny. "Da mihi castitatem et continentam, sed noli modo"
May 21, 200719 yr What's the difference between a brick and a ginger? A brick gets laid! Way-hay! How's that humour now? :D (Jazz hands)I hate you. :P Ginger for life! The code in my sig should say 1032 not 0132.
May 21, 200719 yr What do you get hanging from apple trees? Sore arms! (cue drum roll crash!) :thumbsup: I got loads more but most of 'em aren't approriate for this forum :XD: It isn't in the castle, It isn't in the mist, It's a calling of the waters, As they break to show, The new Black Death, With reactors aglow, Do you think your security, Can keep you in purity, You will not shake us off above or belowScottish frictionScottish fiction
May 21, 200719 yr http://innocentenglish.com great site on the messed up english language. makes me laugh every time. http://theonion.com WORLDS FINEST/FUNNIEST NEWS. Both sites actually have some more mature humor than things involving poop and sex. [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun.
May 21, 200719 yr You have a dry sarcastic sense of humour like me so try going for black humour (not people) youtube videos if they dont work family guy works for me everytime, I went out and bought the season. The only people who tell you that you can't do something are those who have already given up on their own dreams so feel the need to discourage yours.
May 22, 200719 yr You have a dry sarcastic sense of humour like me so try going for black humour (not people) youtube videos if they dont work family guy works for me everytime, I went out and bought the season. Psh, yeah, because that's gonna work.. This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you.
May 22, 200719 yr Make some prank calls with a Doctor Phil soundboard Call random numbers and leave a message (If someone picks u the phone, DON'T SAY ANYTHING AND HANG UP): "Hello, this is [indian name, it blocks the one I found ] frrom di institution. Wi have yourr doghterr's prregnancy test herre, yourr doghter appears positive. Please call us back, thank you." Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!
May 22, 200719 yr This reminds me of Southpark... Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....
May 22, 200719 yr You have a dry sarcastic sense of humour like me so try going for black humour (not people) youtube videos if they dont work family guy works for me everytime, I went out and bought the season. Psh, yeah, because that's gonna work.. Follow Bubsa's example, he seems to have sarcasm nailed. The only people who tell you that you can't do something are those who have already given up on their own dreams so feel the need to discourage yours.
May 22, 200719 yr This reminds me of Southpark... The Simpsons did it first :) Gamertag: King Arizona
May 23, 200719 yr Try watching the office, it is very dry humor, one of the funniest shows I have ever seen. Oh, by the way, you have to not be stupid to watch it : really, try to watch it.
May 23, 200719 yr Author Try watching the office, it is very dry humor, one of the funniest shows I have ever seen. Oh, by the way, you have to not be stupid to watch it : really, try to watch it. I've seen the office...its tolerable.. but gets dull for me. A friend to all is a friend to none.
May 23, 200719 yr If you don't laugh at Seinfeld and/or Curb Your Enthusiasm, something is wrong with you. QFT. When it comes down to the Curb at least. I never seen Seinfeld before. Try The League of Gentlemen as well, fantastic. Signature by Maurice SendakWhen the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool, that's amore!
May 23, 200719 yr Try The League of Gentlemen as well, fantastic.Oh yeh that show is brilliant :P . It's also filmed just a couple of miles from where I live.
May 23, 200719 yr Try The League of Gentlemen as well, fantastic.Oh yeh that show is brilliant :P . It's also filmed just a couple of miles from where I live. Oh, that's really cool. I think it's one of the funniest shows I've ever seen. How's the movie? I haven't seen that one. Signature by Maurice SendakWhen the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool, that's amore!
May 23, 200719 yr Well lately IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ve been noticing that I donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t find things funny anymore; things that others my age find funny I.e. people falling over, jokes, self harming shows like [wagon]. I forgot the last time I laughed out loud like I used to when I was 5-15. Now I am only 16 and the only thing I find funny is real life situations such as friends not getting stuff/ forgetting, having arguments.. - Hardly anything on the TV and internet makes me laugh.. maybe smile a bit. My friends say I have a good sense of humour.. I consider it dry and sarcastic, I donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t really tell jokes I make funny comments in the situation. So I ask dearest ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¹ÃâTipperzÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ are there any other people out there that have seen it all beforeÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ and donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t find the things your friends find laughable funnyÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ Advice appreciated Yeah i don't get it... I'm the exact same way... I make a ton of comments just based on the situation, normally dry lifeless remarks done in a sarcastic tone... and for some reason people laugh... it kinda scares me :shock: Eh, i've just learned to go with it... if they think its funny so let em... New sigzor^^
May 23, 200719 yr Try The League of Gentlemen as well, fantastic.Oh yeh that show is brilliant :P . It's also filmed just a couple of miles from where I live. Oh, that's really cool. I think it's one of the funniest shows I've ever seen. How's the movie? I haven't seen that one.Its good, not brilliant. I'd rather watch a couple of episodes that watch the movie but thats not to say that it's not at all funny. I was in stitches watching it the first time but not a film you can watch over and over.
May 23, 200719 yr hmm so he blew his funny fuse. look up Charlie the unicorn on youtube that should do it ;) shun the unbeliever!! Say what you mean and mean what you say because those that matter don't mind, and those that mind don't matter.
May 24, 200719 yr You broke your sense of humor! have you by any chance seen any people with buttocks where their heads should be? :wink: he blew a funny fuse! My WoW character, gnome warlock Saldomar
May 24, 200719 yr Did you sell your soul on a peice of paper for five bucks? I'm sure if Milhouse hasn't already sold it to the fat comic book guy, he will sell it back to you. :lol:
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