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Oh no! Can't afford summer camps this year!

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Hello tip.iters, I really want to go to this skateboarding camp this year. But we're really low on cash and we can't afford it. I would like to work for the cash I need, but I don't know what to do. I'm only 12 years old, The people in our 'hood don't want their lawns mowed/windows washed, and I live in Canada. Any suggestions on what I could do?

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

Basically nothing. Cant get a legal job, and since you are stuck with not being able to do lawns or wash cars and what not, me thinks you might just want to stay home this year.

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How much money do you need to get? There is not much you can do other than mowing and other odd jobs.

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sell drugs

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

nah try selling stuff on e-bay if your that bothered about going, maybe some of your games that you dont want or your sister, maybe a kidney. should fetch you some cash

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There are "hoods" in Canada?

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There are "hoods" in Canada?

 

there are in quebec, they're called le hood, they are like in America but with more French gangsters and snowier

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Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....
There are "hoods" in Canada?

 

there are in quebec, they're called le hood, they are like in America but with more French gangsters and snowier

 

 

 

theres such thing as a French gangster? I thought the Russians and Italians had that market cornered.

There are "hoods" in Canada?

 

there are in quebec, they're called le hood, they are like in America but with more French gangsters and snowier

 

 

 

theres such thing as a French gangster? I thought the Russians and Italians had that market cornered.

 

 

 

I live in Canada (Ontario), and I had no idea that there were Quebec gangsters :-k

 

 

 

They must do drive by shootings with paintball guns instead of real guns or something.

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Not original. At all. Nice copying off the other thread.

 

 

 

If you can't get a job and you can't mow lawns, etc. then there is probably nothing you can do.

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Wow, good job copying my idea from the other thread :roll: =D>

Because you were the first person to ever think of it weren't you. :roll:

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"'hood" was just abbreviation of "neighbourhood. And I need 166.75 bucks. I already have 75 cents!

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

Donate plasma, IMO.

 

 

 

But you'll also have to invent a time machine, 'cause it'll take a couple months to make $160. :P

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Donate plasma? What the hell? :-s

 

First of all, donating plasma would be the weirdest thing I'd do. Now, think again: if I donate it, I won't be payed! ::'

 

sell drugs

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

nah try selling stuff on e-bay if your that bothered about going, maybe some of your games that you dont want or your sister, maybe a kidney. should fetch you some cash

 

Hehehe... The day my mother is going to see me on e-bay, I'm sure to go back to school with an arm missing... She think it's some gambling association :XD:

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

mug old people like I always do

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Donate plasma? What the hell? :-s

 

First of all, donating plasma would be the weirdest thing I'd do. Now, think again: if I donate it, I won't be payed! ::'

 

sell drugs

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

nah try selling stuff on e-bay if your that bothered about going, maybe some of your games that you dont want or your sister, maybe a kidney. should fetch you some cash

 

Hehehe... The day my mother is going to see me on e-bay, I'm sure to go back to school with an arm missing... She think it's some gambling association :XD:

 

 

 

They pay for plasma. It's $50 for two donations.

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And what exactly is plasma donating? Do you hunt for plasma-made people and donate them for 50 bucks?

 

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Plasma is collected through a process called "plasmapheresis." When you come in to donate, a needle is placed in your vein and your blood is pumped into a specialized spinning device that separates the plasma from the other whole blood components, such as red and white blood cells and platelets. While the plasma is collected, the other blood components are filtered into a reservoir. Once the reservoir is full, your red and white blood cells and platelets are returned to your body.

 

 

 

Throughout the process, the system automatically alternates between collection and replacement until the predetermined amount of plasma, based on your weight, is obtained.

 

 

 

The tubing and all other collection supplies that come in contact with your blood are discarded and replaced with new, sterile materials each time a donation procedure is performed.

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Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

It's exactly what that says. It's like donating blood, only they take out the red blood cells and put them back in your body. Plasma is apparently more valuable, so they pay you for it. Well, I think it takes a bit longer too, but whatever.

 

 

 

They give you $50 for a couple litre's of it, then they probably sell it for a thousand-ish. :lol:

 

 

 

I used to donate plasma but the screening procedure just got too annoying. They ask if you've been to Africa lately or if you've had unprotected sex...Every. Single. Time. SNORE.

The popularity of any given religion today depends on the victories of the wars they fought in the past.

- Me!

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Wow, good job copying my idea from the other thread :roll: =D>

Because you were the first person to ever think of it weren't you. :roll:
And what thread might that be... -.-
Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....
It's exactly what that says. It's like donating blood, only they take out the red blood cells and put them back in your body. Plasma is apparently more valuable, so they pay you for it. Well, I think it takes a bit longer too, but whatever.

 

 

 

They give you $50 for a couple litre's of it, then they probably sell it for a thousand-ish. :lol:

 

 

 

I used to donate plasma but the screening procedure just got too annoying. They ask if you've been to Africa lately or if you've had unprotected sex...Every. Single. Time. SNORE.

 

 

 

Plasma is used in the same way blood is. There are ppl who have problems with their blood plasma. Which is pretty bad because plasma allows their blood to clot. So if you have no plasma you could easily die from bleeding to death if you cut yourself. Includeing small cuts. Being the small world we live in, I actually knew someone with that disorder (forgot what it's called :-k ) Anyways, it was pretty odd he had to always have this box of medical junk close to him just incase he cut himeself. He couldn't eat potatoe chips cause they might cut the roof of his mouth :shock: . Yeah, so there ya go.

 

 

 

on topic: You could always do a paper route.

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Wow, good job copying my idea from the other thread :roll: =D>

Because you were the first person to ever think of it weren't you. :roll:
And what thread might that be... -.-

 

 

 

OMG don't play dumb, we all know you copied it noob, noob, noobie, froob choob, FOOL.

 

 

 

Sometimes I wonder if this forum is just a school playground... -.-

 

 

 

mug old people like I always do

 

 

 

That joke wasn't funny the first time around.

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Wow, good job copying my idea from the other thread :roll: =D>

Because you were the first person to ever think of it weren't you. :roll:
And what thread might that be... -.-

 

 

 

OMG don't play dumb, we all know you copied it noob, noob, noobie, froob choob, FOOL.

 

 

 

Sometimes I wonder if this forum is just a school playground... -.-

 

 

 

mug old people like I always do

 

 

 

That joke wasn't funny the first time around.

 

From the one who calls me a noob, noob, noobie, froob choob FOOL.

 

 

 

Grow up please...[/b]

Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....
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Whoa,if you guys want to discuss how stupid the other one is, go on MSN and insult each other copiously enough to be satisfied, but not on my topic.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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