Toad Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Ok lets come up with some good ones, no you know you've played rs too much when.. heres some examples thought up bored Firemaking Jokes Does Firemaking count as exercise? Cos i can sure feel the burn! Hunter Jokes What did the larupia say to the hunter, what Lar upin at? The chinchompa said to the Hunter how do you like your traps? he said Shakin not stirred. GET THINKING =; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Dragon_Reborn Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Those are pretty corny... I don't think you can make a joke about RuneScape without it being really corny. ~~Let The Dragon ride again, on the winds of time~~I've always felt as if I'm the only person who can understand the concept of sarcasm on the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RabidChipmunk Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Two Rock Crabs were sitting in Relleka. One Rock Crab said, "Why do we keep getting attacked and come back? Why don't we just leave and be free?" The second Rock Crab responded "Wow! A talking crab!" =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> Yes, I know, I'm soooo original... Archaeology Supporter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordb88 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 get a rubber chicken and tell a noob to foloow u go into the lumby swamp, hit with chicken and say "ure in the wildy...ure about to lose all ure things!" they freak out and run away somewhere LOL invite? PM me :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toad Posted June 22, 2007 Author Share Posted June 22, 2007 Those are pretty corny... I don't think you can make a joke about RuneScape without it being really corny. rs is corny ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jemathonical Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Why did the 'noob' cross the road? Because he couldn't teleport... :-s ^Sir Jem 05-The Bunny Drinking Blog?^ Click it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caldius Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Haha, those jokes are great even if they are really corny. I'm not much good at coming up with these sort of jokes though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Dragon_Reborn Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Those are pretty corny... I don't think you can make a joke about RuneScape without it being really corny. rs is corny ;) I know. ;) ~~Let The Dragon ride again, on the winds of time~~I've always felt as if I'm the only person who can understand the concept of sarcasm on the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jard_Y_Dooku Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 I have a good joke. The combat triangle: Rangers > Meleers, Mages. :D Never trust anyone. You are always alone, and betrayal is inevitable.Nothing is safe from the jaws of the decompiler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arizark Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Why did the 'noob' cross the road? Because he couldn't teleport... :-s thats pretty funny :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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zaquierming Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 This one definitely takes the cake. Guthix decides that he wants entertaining one morning, having spent years asleep. Being all-powerful, he teleports a melee warrior, a wizard and a ranger into a music room on his dimensional plane. From the next room he booms: "I want you to choose an instrument, come in to see me and then play me the best tune you know. If you please me then I will let you live. First, I will hear the warrior play". Afraid, the melee warrior looks down at the table and chooses one of three instruments: a harp. The other two wait for him in the music room until, five minutes later, he comes back. "Phew", he said, "I played some slap-harp with a tinge of jazz, and he really liked it". "Now I will hear you, wizard, with your chosen instrument". The wizard looks down, picks up some bongos and goes next door. Five minutes later, she too comes back, relief on her face. "I played a slowed-down version of the RuneScape theme with a few pyrotechnics. He couldn't get enough of it." "Ranger. I will hear you now". The ranger panics, grabs the remaining instrument and runs into the room. Three minutes later, a massive explosion shakes the door and smoke pours into the room. A pathetic scream rings out. A few seconds later Guthix himself wanders into the room. "Sorry, guys, I had to kill him. He was really bad and blamed it all on the triangle." Disclaimer: I don't want to hear any rants about that joke here, it's not the place. Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-I took the one less traveled by,And that has made all the difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jemathonical Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 This one definitely takes the cake. Guthix decides that he wants entertaining one morning, having spent years asleep. Being all-powerful, he teleports a melee warrior, a wizard and a ranger into a music room on his dimensional plane. From the next room he booms: "I want you to choose an instrument, come in to see me and then play me the best tune you know. If you please me then I will let you live. First, I will hear the warrior play". Afraid, the melee warrior looks down at the table and chooses one of three instruments: a harp. The other two wait for him in the music room until, five minutes later, he comes back. "Phew", he said, "I played some slap-harp with a tinge of jazz, and he really liked it". "Now I will hear you, wizard, with your chosen instrument". The wizard looks down, picks up some bongos and goes next door. Five minutes later, she too comes back, relief on her face. "I played a slowed-down version of the RuneScape theme with a few pyrotechnics. He couldn't get enough of it." "Ranger. I will hear you now". The ranger panics, grabs the remaining instrument and runs into the room. Three minutes later, a massive explosion shakes the door and smoke pours into the room. A pathetic scream rings out. A few seconds later Guthix himself wanders into the room. "Sorry, guys, I had to kill him. He was really bad and blamed it all on the triangle." Yeh I think it does. But some people didn't find it funny - But let's not go there :wink: ^Sir Jem 05-The Bunny Drinking Blog?^ Click it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imaerehw14 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 I saw this on someones signature before and thought it was really funny. How many runescapers does it take to screw in a light bulb? -5000, one to screw in the light bulb, and 4,999 to complain about how it was better before the change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaquierming Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Yeh I think it does. But some people didn't find it funny - But let's not go there :wink: Yeah, I was hoping not to start that over again. :-$ Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-I took the one less traveled by,And that has made all the difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arambul Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 This one definitely takes the cake. [hide=Joke] Guthix decides that he wants entertaining one morning, having spent years asleep. Being all-powerful, he teleports a melee warrior, a wizard and a ranger into a music room on his dimensional plane. From the next room he booms: "I want you to choose an instrument, come in to see me and then play me the best tune you know. If you please me then I will let you live. First, I will hear the warrior play". Afraid, the melee warrior looks down at the table and chooses one of three instruments: a harp. The other two wait for him in the music room until, five minutes later, he comes back. "Phew", he said, "I played some slap-harp with a tinge of jazz, and he really liked it". "Now I will hear you, wizard, with your chosen instrument". The wizard looks down, picks up some bongos and goes next door. Five minutes later, she too comes back, relief on her face. "I played a slowed-down version of the RuneScape theme with a few pyrotechnics. He couldn't get enough of it." "Ranger. I will hear you now". The ranger panics, grabs the remaining instrument and runs into the room. Three minutes later, a massive explosion shakes the door and smoke pours into the room. A pathetic scream rings out. A few seconds later Guthix himself wanders into the room. "Sorry, guys, I had to kill him. He was really bad and blamed it all on the triangle." [/hide] That one is very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordb88 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 This one definitely takes the cake. Guthix decides that he wants entertaining one morning, having spent years asleep. Being all-powerful, he teleports a melee warrior, a wizard and a ranger into a music room on his dimensional plane. From the next room he booms: "I want you to choose an instrument, come in to see me and then play me the best tune you know. If you please me then I will let you live. First, I will hear the warrior play". Afraid, the melee warrior looks down at the table and chooses one of three instruments: a harp. The other two wait for him in the music room until, five minutes later, he comes back. "Phew", he said, "I played some slap-harp with a tinge of jazz, and he really liked it". "Now I will hear you, wizard, with your chosen instrument". The wizard looks down, picks up some bongos and goes next door. Five minutes later, she too comes back, relief on her face. "I played a slowed-down version of the RuneScape theme with a few pyrotechnics. He couldn't get enough of it." "Ranger. I will hear you now". The ranger panics, grabs the remaining instrument and runs into the room. Three minutes later, a massive explosion shakes the door and smoke pours into the room. A pathetic scream rings out. A few seconds later Guthix himself wanders into the room. "Sorry, guys, I had to kill him. He was really bad and blamed it all on the triangle." brotha thats cold LOL invite? PM me :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingkid Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 I saw this on someones signature before and thought it was really funny. How many runescapers does it take to screw in a light bulb? -5000, one to screw in the light buld, and 4,999 to complain about how it was better before the change.I like that one. Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, your commodity drops in value. [url=http://www.imagehosting.com][img]http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i773526_stingtag.gif[/img][/url] [quote name="Capone_Sabre"]People in the wilderness will [b]always[/b] insult you no matter what you do. Just ignore it and kill them.[/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Dragon_Reborn Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 I saw this on someones signature before and thought it was really funny. How many runescapers does it take to screw in a light bulb? -5000, one to screw in the light buld, and 4,999 to complain about how it was better before the change. I've heard that before. What makes that one so funny, is that it actually is the truth. ~~Let The Dragon ride again, on the winds of time~~I've always felt as if I'm the only person who can understand the concept of sarcasm on the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
13lister Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 thats like saying there was 5 noobs fighting over a piece of armor so they put it on and one said it looked better on him so they all complained it looked better on them then the next day the noob sells the armor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
computerwiz77 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 I saw this on someones signature before and thought it was really funny. How many runescapers does it take to screw in a light bulb? -5000, one to screw in the light bulb, and 4,999 to complain about how it was better before the change. LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaquierming Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Just moving this to General for some F2P input. :) Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-I took the one less traveled by,And that has made all the difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jemathonical Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Lame, I know. :P ^Sir Jem 05-The Bunny Drinking Blog?^ Click it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halo2_rocks7 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 This one definitely takes the cake. [hide=Joke] Guthix decides that he wants entertaining one morning, having spent years asleep. Being all-powerful, he teleports a melee warrior, a wizard and a ranger into a music room on his dimensional plane. From the next room he booms: "I want you to choose an instrument, come in to see me and then play me the best tune you know. If you please me then I will let you live. First, I will hear the warrior play". Afraid, the melee warrior looks down at the table and chooses one of three instruments: a harp. The other two wait for him in the music room until, five minutes later, he comes back. "Phew", he said, "I played some slap-harp with a tinge of jazz, and he really liked it". "Now I will hear you, wizard, with your chosen instrument". The wizard looks down, picks up some bongos and goes next door. Five minutes later, she too comes back, relief on her face. "I played a slowed-down version of the RuneScape theme with a few pyrotechnics. He couldn't get enough of it." "Ranger. I will hear you now". The ranger panics, grabs the remaining instrument and runs into the room. Three minutes later, a massive explosion shakes the door and smoke pours into the room. A pathetic scream rings out. A few seconds later Guthix himself wanders into the room. "Sorry, guys, I had to kill him. He was really bad and blamed it all on the triangle." [/hide] Hahaha very funny. I saw this on someones signature before and thought it was really funny. How many runescapers does it take to screw in a light bulb? -5000, one to screw in the light bulb, and 4,999 to complain about how it was better before the change. Heh funny, but oh so true. Sorry, I can't think of any jokes atm. :? Thanks Jason321 for the sig!^ Proud to have served the Tip.it Crew Drops: 2x D Chain, 1x D Legs, 2x D Left Half, 1x D spear, 2x D med (monsters), 5x D Med (Barrows), 4x D Axe, 2x Zerker, Abyssal whip x1, 7x D BootsBarrows items: 55 (not counting the meds) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwreeTak Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Great jokes everybody. I'm sad that I can't add something tough :(. Add me if you so wish: SwreeTak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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