When you go to Wal-Mart to buy a pary hat and Haggle over the price

You nearly kill yourself running through the woods and then tell your mom you were only "Trying to train agility."

-when you expect a bank to hold raw fish for a week till you cook them

 

-when you spray paint ur cat red and call it an imp

Rofl. Its really funny, but i do call people nubs irl....mostly my friends though who know leet speak, so most people don't think im a total dimwit. and i call my sister a noob just to bug her lol

 

You think that the wilderness is a real place...i cant mention the country but it's a country that has many wars.

 

Thanks

 

 

 

Haha I know what country. :-#

 

 

 

so if iraq is the wilderness

 

egypt is alkarid

 

i think fally would be washington (white house and fally castle)

 

varrock would be mexico (cheap bargains and you can find anything anywhere even on the streets

 

camelot would probaly be canada because you sell lots of raw goods

 

 

 

also u know u play rs to much when u make a list like that

:shock: :XD: :XD: oh my goodness, i literally loled at almost everyone, i like the one about the melee protection prayer

You know you play to much runescape when You run into a church and yell out "Prayer noobs!"!

I was on vacation in Ontario and I kept confusing Niagara Falls with Baxtorian Falls; no lie :|

You take the time to compile garbage like this while telling others to look away from the screen.

 

 

 

You know you play to much runescape when You run into a church and yell out "Prayer noobs!"!

 

LOL, okay, the only one here that made me chuckle.

when you see a pope and yell: Do the emo plox!!

102: You play so much, after a while, your hand expands from the heat and gains a pound (2.2 kg) of weight, making your gameplay flawed.

 

Actually, 1 kg is 2.2 lbs., not the other way around.

 

 

 

Here's one; You try and light a fire in the middle of a forest, and then stick your hands in it

 

You think that the wilderness is a real place...i cant mention the country but it's a country that has many wars.

 

Thanks

 

 

 

Haha I know what country. :-#

 

 

 

So if Iraq is the wilderness...

 

 

 

Geez, man, tell the world. :evil: :shame:

you go to a farm and start killing cows and when the farmer and cops come you tell them you needed the hide to train crafting

 

 

 

you need to sell something so you go out to a crowed place and shout" SELLING ________ 200ea!! - demosisa"

well i do play rs to much, once i called my math teacher nub and typed my Rs pass at school computer :

I got more!

 

 

 

116. You talk to your parents about RuneScape.

 

117: You buy a RuneScape book at your book fair.

 

 

 

Yep, that's me. I play wayyyyyyyyy to much. (5 hours a day for 4 months, still only 650 total)\

 

 

 

And me and my buddy played RS at school during free time on the computers. (The teacher didn't care) \

Let me guess this straight. You were rolling on the floor laughing your rear off.....then comes the pmp that just threw me off.

 

the pmp was "peeing my pants" (of course, I never did... :oops:)

you eat a fish that you just found on ground

you eat a fish that you just found on ground

 

 

 

rofl :lol:

 

 

 

... If you try to crawl thorugh a pipe, get stuck, crawl back out, go from the slide 10 times and then try to crawl the pipe again because you got an anAgility lvl.

 

 

 

... If you ask your sm mistress to drink a super strength pot before lettign her whip you- "And don't forget to recharge your prayer darling!"

Rofl. Its really funny, but i do call people nubs irl....mostly my friends though who know leet speak, so most people don't think im a total dimwit. and i call my sister a noob just to bug her lol

 

 

 

I call people nubs irl too lol. And so do a lot of my friends who've never even heard of Runescape. Every school seems to have that word that everyone uses and at my school that word is "nub".

you go to walmart and ask the clerk if they will buy your green mask for 12mill and say its cheap because on forums its worth 16 mill

You Call anybody that doesn't have at least 1,000,000gp a noob. Only irl that would be $1,000,000. :XD:

59: You go to Egypt because you'd fancy a game of Pyramid Pluder.

 

 

 

Pyramid Plunder.

say... Argh one one one one!

 

 

 

Argh!!!!1111

59: You go to Egypt because you'd fancy a game of Pyramid Pluder.

 

 

 

Pyramid Plunder.

I'm pretty sure it's Pyramid Pluder. :P

 

 

 

(And no, don't reply saying, "Z0mg its "Plund3r," n00b," because if you do, I'll make it a sign, and put your name in it.)

i thought you couldnt go to Las Vegas if you were younger thatn 18 years old :S

 

 

 

You cant go into casinos if your under 18, we were going back to our rooms (it was like 2 in the morning, I was surprised that my cousin was still awake.)

 

 

 

On Topic:

 

You see it get dark outside and wonder if its a new update. (I.E. RuneScape doesn't have nighttime.)

 

 

 

You see somebody steal a pencil and shout "REPORTED FOR ITEM SCAMMING!!!"

 

 

 

You tell the government that the penguins at the zoo are plotting to take over the world.

 

 

 

You say that the reason the rainforests are disappearing is there is a bug in the Java coding that keeps them from respawning.

 

 

 

You build a portal and try to teleport to your house.

 

 

 

Your mouse runs away from you when you walk in the room.

 

 

 

You had experimental surgery on your brain to activate 'Telekinetic Grab'.

 

 

 

 

 

Im still trying to think of more. :D