The 132 Signs You Play Too Much RuneScape!!

[Killy_the_Kid]

I was with my cousin in Vegas on vacation(he's only like 8 so... whatever) and he started asking the suit of armour guy why he wasn't wearing rune... and the guy knew what he was talking about!! Says his son plays RuneScape... :-s

 

 

 

Yeah I've had a lot of wierd stuff happen to me... :|

Haha oh yeah, "My son plays RS, thats why I have this job, where I stand still for 8 hours, pop a knee-locking pill, and go home." I'm sure if his son told him about rune being an armor type, he wouldn't have listened (i.e., he plays, the liar).

[S_M_JaGeD]

i thought you couldnt go to Las Vegas if you were younger thatn 18 years old :S

[bluenblack]

Nice :thumbsup:

[Dragonlordjl]

I've had at least a dozen RS dreams :oops:

 

 

 

Most of them consist of one of two things:

 

 

 

Somehow obtaining a party hat...

 

 

 

OR

 

 

 

Dying and losing everything I have.

[HatshepsutLecter]

I think I am going to take a break from Runescape now. I just had a dream where I ate a strange fruit in it. :wall:

 

 

 

Tasted like a peach. :XD:

[ViolaWoman]

Great topic.

 

 

 

Now I'm scared. Someone dropped a can of green beans in the grocery store the other day and I yelled, "Drop Party!"

 

 

 

Yipes :ohnoes:

[highlanders]

The 100 signs general discussion has becomed the playground of stupidity

[rpm12345]

lol really funny i like nomber 51 lol.

 

ntasa those you posted are halarios too

 

i have some

 

when your mom is using herbs for dinner you say "wait it has to be aidentified!"

 

 

 

you try to deposit wepons in your bank

 

 

 

you think dragon stone is real

[Emp75]

You come up with this stuff and make a long list about it 8-)

[kingbd]

I think muggi is guilty of No. 68 :P

 

And I laughed at No. 73...Didn't actually read all...Just down to 20 then up from 100 to 60

[mustang_gt79]

u make an amulet and u try to talk with your cat :lol:

 

u say u must logout when u need to sleep

[frogmann2]

You think anyone with 10,000 dollars is poor.

[Glandringg]

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You change your social security number to match your attack, defence, and strength skills, and it fits.

 

Someone cuts you off and you start shouting "SCAMMER" down the freeway.

 

You get a system message "You have been standing in this spot for 5 Years! Please move to another area!"

 

You get a system message "Welcome to your (mining, fishing, cooking, crafting) spot".

 

When someone doesnt seem to know you, you know they're a newbie.

 

Your parents call you down for dinner using your character name.

 

You see a man name Andrew and you bow down and worship him.

 

You receive junk mail addressed to your character name.

 

You begin referring to authority figures as admins.

 

Theres a spot reserved for you in every building you go to.

 

You dont need the online map. For anything. Ever.

 

You give people directions to anywhere by number of steps.

 

The server takes 10 minutes loading your character.

 

You wonder why all walls are not paper thin.

 

You get robbed in real life and you look for a man named Moderator to help you out.

 

You find a penny on the ground and then wait there thinking it will respawn.

 

You wonder what your "age" is.

 

Your clicking finger is the strongest muscle in your body.

 

You are at McDonalds and ask when the next burger respawn is.

 

You are at McDonalds and you fight just to talk to the attendant.

 

You brag about having played xxx ammount of hours.

 

Instead of saying, "Wanna take this out on the street?" you say, "Wanna take this to the wilderness?"

 

You ask your friend in real life does he want to go to pk in the wilderness after school.

 

You dress up as Alchemon/Bluerose13x's char for Halloween.

 

The [wagon] grooves on your computer chair are now permanent.

 

You dont just have an [wagon] grove on your chair, you have a mouse groove on your hand.

 

You ask a priest in real-life if you can use the altar to recharge your prayer points.

 

You hear an announcement in school and you say "I just saw a system message!"

 

You try to rearrange the Periodic Table to fit Mithril, Adamantite, and Rune in it.

 

Trying to run from a schoolyard fight, you have to wait for the data to be relayed from the Skynetweb.com server. Sombody dies and you say........ what did (s)he lose?

 

A police officer arrests you for assulting three innocent men and you say: "I was just training!"

 

You get an injury and begin eating apple pies and pizza thinking it'll heal you.

 

You're held at gunpoint and you tell the gunman, "Go ahead and shoot me! I'll only drop $5!!!"

 

You go to the nearest bank and wonder where the Item bankers are.

 

You steal the cape off your little brother's Batman halloween costume for the extra armor point.

 

The theme of your new wardrobe is "pale green."

 

You need a new car and start calculating how much iron and coal you need to mine to build it.

 

You consider a mithril car instead.

 

You see someone in a dark brown suit and you think "newbie."

 

Your boss asks you if you know how to kill scorpions and you nearly ask him "level 21 or level 36."

 

You try to deposit pizza in your bank account.

 

You try to buy a pickaxe from your coworker because you can't remember where the nearest pickaxe spawn is.

 

You keep bumping into people because you think that you'll just pass through them.

 

You have this overwhelming urge to beat up security guards, farm animals, and short people whenever you see them.

 

You go to the store to buy some beer, and you try to figure out which one will boost your stats.

 

You need flour, so you get some pots and try to find a wheat field.

 

You get confused when your bread recipe calls for more than water and flour.

 

When In school, you write your RS name instead of your real name on your homework.

 

When you can truly say, "Full rune armour? Yeah I can make that."

 

When you have more friends on your friends list than you do in real life.

 

When you go to your back yard and prospect each rock looking for coal.

 

When you cook something and wonder how much experience it was worth.

 

You just finished your chores and you wonder how many quest points you got.

[nickymissy]

51: You kill a real person and tell the police you were training Attack.

 

 

 

:lol: :lol: thats funny

[jwrm22]

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You change your social security number to match your attack, defence, and strength skills, and it fits.

 

Someone cuts you off and you start shouting "SCAMMER" down the freeway.

 

You get a system message "You have been standing in this spot for 5 Years! Please move to another area!"

 

You get a system message "Welcome to your (mining, fishing, cooking, crafting) spot".

 

When someone doesnt seem to know you, you know they're a newbie.

 

Your parents call you down for dinner using your character name.

 

You see a man name Andrew and you bow down and worship him.

 

You receive junk mail addressed to your character name.

 

You begin referring to authority figures as admins.

 

Theres a spot reserved for you in every building you go to.

 

You dont need the online map. For anything. Ever.

 

You give people directions to anywhere by number of steps.

 

The server takes 10 minutes loading your character.

 

You wonder why all walls are not paper thin.

 

You get robbed in real life and you look for a man named Moderator to help you out.

 

You find a penny on the ground and then wait there thinking it will respawn.

 

You wonder what your "age" is.

 

Your clicking finger is the strongest muscle in your body.

 

You are at McDonalds and ask when the next burger respawn is.

 

You are at McDonalds and you fight just to talk to the attendant.

 

You brag about having played xxx ammount of hours.

 

Instead of saying, "Wanna take this out on the street?" you say, "Wanna take this to the wilderness?"

 

You ask your friend in real life does he want to go to pk in the wilderness after school.

 

You dress up as Alchemon/Bluerose13x's char for Halloween.

 

The [wagon] grooves on your computer chair are now permanent.

 

You dont just have an [wagon] grove on your chair, you have a mouse groove on your hand.

 

You ask a priest in real-life if you can use the altar to recharge your prayer points.

 

You hear an announcement in school and you say "I just saw a system message!"

 

You try to rearrange the Periodic Table to fit Mithril, Adamantite, and Rune in it.

 

Trying to run from a schoolyard fight, you have to wait for the data to be relayed from the Skynetweb.com server. Sombody dies and you say........ what did (s)he lose?

 

A police officer arrests you for assulting three innocent men and you say: "I was just training!"

 

You get an injury and begin eating apple pies and pizza thinking it'll heal you.

 

You're held at gunpoint and you tell the gunman, "Go ahead and shoot me! I'll only drop $5!!!"

 

You go to the nearest bank and wonder where the Item bankers are.

 

You steal the cape off your little brother's Batman halloween costume for the extra armor point.

 

The theme of your new wardrobe is "pale green."

 

You need a new car and start calculating how much iron and coal you need to mine to build it.

 

You consider a mithril car instead.

 

You see someone in a dark brown suit and you think "newbie."

 

Your boss asks you if you know how to kill scorpions and you nearly ask him "level 21 or level 36."

 

You try to deposit pizza in your bank account.

 

You try to buy a pickaxe from your coworker because you can't remember where the nearest pickaxe spawn is.

 

You keep bumping into people because you think that you'll just pass through them.

 

You have this overwhelming urge to beat up security guards, farm animals, and short people whenever you see them.

 

You go to the store to buy some beer, and you try to figure out which one will boost your stats.

 

You need flour, so you get some pots and try to find a wheat field.

 

You get confused when your bread recipe calls for more than water and flour.

 

When In school, you write your RS name instead of your real name on your homework.

 

When you can truly say, "Full rune armour? Yeah I can make that."

 

When you have more friends on your friends list than you do in real life.

 

When you go to your back yard and prospect each rock looking for coal.

 

When you cook something and wonder how much experience it was worth.

 

You just finished your chores and you wonder how many quest points you got.

 

 

 

nice copy + paste work :S

 

 

 

When In school, you write your RS name instead of your real name on your homework.

 

 

 

whats wrong with that? :D

[dedhed100]

You go up to strangers and say 'Do you have a quest for me?' Without even asking their name.

[Azurechaos]

LOL

 

 

 

Nice list. :

[Jimmyw3000]

Nive but these:

 

 

 

 

29: You're still reading this.

 

32: Thank God, no more rare-related ones.

 

50. Wow. 50. I'm good.

 

51: You kill a real person and tell the police you were training Attack.

 

57: j0v [4^/ v^/)32574^/) 7#15.

 

76: I almost vomited after that one............Are you still here?

 

87: Just a note: I'm gonna stop at 100, 'cuz .......... I want to.

 

88: Apparently, #29 catches you off guard. Ha.

 

90: You have the time to look at this sentence. Now get your nose away from the screen.

 

93: You're still reading this.

 

 

 

 

are just space fillers

 

 

 

Ill take No'57 off the list if you can tell me what is means and if it's relevant.

 

 

 

Here's another one: You wander all over the planet looking for a place named Varrock or Falador

[wakka102]

:lol:

 

 

 

I use all of the online lingo in real life. Like owned or powned or noob. My friends do it too.

[Itsjustagame]

most of those are horrible, and I doubt anyone would ever do them

[splatmster24]

you ever pick a tomato and say"THENK GOD I SAW THIS STRANGE PLANT IN TIME! I DONT HAVE A ANTI POISON!"

[Eonrogue]

for me its,

 

8, 24, 29, 41, 79, 91, 93

[PoorLepRecon]

Phew I'm only guilty of the still reading this ones. Glad I don't play too much........... yet. :twisted:

[FastForce]

:lol:

 

 

 

I use all of the online lingo in real life. Like owned or powned or noob. My friends do it too.

 

L same :XD:

[HellsBells]

You got me with 29 and 90. :evil:

 

 

 

Anyways, I don't play much RuneScape then. :D