This one came to me about a week ago, as I was burning willows in the Rogues' Den. I realised we were in a small, closed area, and I thought, "It's a good thing RuneScape isn't realistic, or we'd all be dead from carbon monoxide poisoning by now..."

 

 

 

Now it's your turn, but I want to give you a few ground rules to keep you from messing up my thread. First, Make sure they're funny. Remember that there's a difference between funny and just plain stupid. If you post a poop joke, I WILL find out where you live and I WILL kill your cat. If you don't have a cat, I will do something worse, as punishment for not having a cat. Also, for the love of God, dont post a long list of these, and make sure you don't get repetitive, be original. I don't want this new thread to turn out like all of the "you know you're addicted to RuneScape..." threads.

 

 

 

Please, no more than 5 lines per post, and please read them and make sure they're actually funny before you click submit. thanks, and have fun =)

 

 

 

 

 

It's a good thing RuneScape isn't realistic, 'cause then you'd get killed in the time it takes to eat a whole shark.

 

 

 

Your turn!!

It's a good thing runescape isn't realistic. Otherwise you would have a gazillionbillionmilliontrillionquadtraplamillion lives.

I'ts a good thing RuneScape isn't realistic. If it were, somebody would actually lose something every time you trained thieving, and my moral objection to taking peoples' stuff would make it hard to do DT...

It's a good thing runescape isn't realistic. Otherwise you would have a gazillionbillionmilliontrillionquadtraplamillion lives.

 

 

 

but we already do have a gazillionbillionmilliontrillionquadtraplamillion lives. Should be more like, "It's a good thing RuneScape isn't realistic. Otherwise you'd only have 1 life!!

Dammit.. I was thinking bring the runescape world to our world..

 

ok lets see.

 

Its a good thing runescape isn't realistic, otherwise birth certs wouldn't have gender..... :XD:

It's a good thing runescape isn't realistic, otherwise I would really have to worry about my cat's life :ohnoes:

 

 

 

though i have no cat :uhh:

It's a good thing runescape isn't realistic,or I would have to live under my bed hiding from pkers

Its a good thing Runescape isn't reality because I would gather up an army and occupy the northern territories. :thumbsup:

 

O and I would make silver_wits dress up like a meork and be all :boohoo: and I'd be all :XD: but nollykitt3n would be all :-k and then taht other guy would be all oh noez! #-o

It's a good thing Runescape isn't realistic because I hate lobster.

Its a good thing runescape isnt realistic because you wouldnt be able to understand what people are saying in world 2 :)

it's a good thing runescape isn't realistic or there would be no trees left.

Its a good thing Runescape isnt realistic or a Lesser Demon would own even a lvl 126.

Its a good thing runescape isn't real or theives would break out of jail, and instead of death sentences the judge would say "1 b4n j00 n00b3h!"

It's a good thing RuneScape isn't realistic, or else there would be people in the woods thinking that they are "pure", and kill you for your camping stuff.

It's a good thing Runescape isn't realisitc or instead of 40 people attacking each other in the wilderness there'd be 40 people cutting up their sharks up with a knife and fork on a table then eating it, then attacking the person again

good thing runescape isnt real or there would be nobody trying to fish sharks! WAY TOO DANGEROUS ! :uhh:

Good thing runescape isn't real, or any person who had ears would kill themselves when they heard "J00 g0t PWN3D!"

LOLOLOLOLOL!!

 

 

 

This thread wins hardcore. :mrgreen:

 

 

 

 

 

Its a good thing runescape isn't realistic otherwise we would be horrible dancers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lame, I know.

Good thing RuneScape isn't real because otherwise we would have careless kings that don't care about nice conversation and filter some good words. :x That's why I quitted.

It's a good thing runescape isn't real.... because then I would have to actually exercise....

It's a good thing runescape isn't real because when you try to cook sharks they would eat you.

It's a good thing Runescape isn't real since we'd all have to worry about automated robotic humans chopping down all our yew trees!

It's a good thing Runescape isn't real, otherwise I'd have a massive beetle phobia. :ohnoes:

Its a good thing Runescape isn't real life, otherwise kids in school would ask their teachers how many metal dragons they needed to kill for homework, and if it'd get them a Slayer level.

 

 

 

Yes, lame. Please don't kill me :cry:

It's a good thing RuneScape isn't real, because if we killed a person, they'd respawn and we'd have to kill them again, and again, and again.