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idk if anyone has done this one but the sweeper in varrok eximaine

 

dose job no one wants to do

 

srry but i have too he is mexican

 

if i ofened anyone i am srry :roll:

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Cow (I examined the ones in Zanaris) - Turns grass into beef

 

:lol:

 

Mr.mordaut the dragon teacher:

 

"Don't upset the teacher. You have been warned"

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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baby impling in jar: a baby inpling in a jar; a bit cruel?

 

 

 

earth impling: an earth impling. rock on!

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Examine coal: "Hmm a non-renewable energy source!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The irony is that no matter how many times you mine a coal rock, it will always respawn.

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I've got two:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Examine doomsayer (outside lumby castle):

 

 

 

"Cheerful, happy, and optimistic, I'll bet"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Examine squirrel (a bit southwest of white wolf mountain):

 

 

 

"Shave the tail, and you've got a rat"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A bit off topic, but the conversation you can have with the NPCs near the squirrels is a bit funny

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Nature Impling:

 

 

 

A Nature Impling. Right on, maaan...

 

 

 

:lol: Save the treeees, yo!

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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Hope this hasn't been posted before!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not exactly an examine, but if you use a herring with a tree you get the message "This is not the mightiest tree in the forrest." or something to that effect. :XD:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

....Ni!

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Examining a Mixed Blurberry Special before pouring:

 

 

 

"This Blurberry Special needs pouring, orange and lemon chunks, a lime slice and equa leaves before it is finished."

 

 

 

But it cuts it already at "and eq". Longest examine in the game.

 

 

 

EDIT: Oh, and when you examine a Gnome Man you get "Like a mini man!"

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if you use the quick board option to go to entrana is says

 

"after a quick search, the monk smiles at you, and let you board"

 

 

 

wonder what hes been thinking

:pray:

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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A Strung rabbits foot.

 

 

 

Not so lucky for the rabbit...poor rabbit.....not really

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Look at my sig for my examine. I got it from a piece of armor I found in the bushes doing the Watchtower quest. I saw that examine and knew it would make an awesome sig. :thumbsup:

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