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Funny Examines!

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In the Recruitment Drive quest, when you examine the Vial of Liquid it says "The label says 'Dihydrogen Monoxide.'"

 

 

 

(For those who don't know, Dihydrogen Monoxide is the scientific name for water.)

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"I superior bagged chicken ready to serve you, magnet in claw."

 

 

 

8-)

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Thanks to all those who have messaged me concerning a revamp of my Range-Slayer guide. Because of you all I will start rewriting it asap.[/color]

 

Formerly RobinHoodie.

This ones from carts (I examined the one in the drill demon random), i'm not shure if anyonse has mentioned it yet as I didnt read all of them

 

 

 

"one horsepower, wooden suspension, a beauty"

 

 

 

Wooden suspension :lol:

 

 

 

*edit*, I dont see the examine for a puffin either "i'd rather if it were a muffin"

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In the Recruitment Drive quest, when you examine the Vial of Liquid it says "The label says 'Dihydrogen Monoxide.'"

 

 

 

(For those who don't know, Dihydrogen Monoxide is the scientific name for water.)

 

Actually, it's "Hydrogen hydroxide" (The scientific name)

If you jump into a river in Paris, you're insane. If you jump into a river in Egypt, you're in denial.

Barrels in the Molly random:

 

"Someone certainly believes in having a lot of barrels!"

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

In the Recruitment Drive quest, when you examine the Vial of Liquid it says "The label says 'Dihydrogen Monoxide.'"

 

 

 

(For those who don't know, Dihydrogen Monoxide is the scientific name for water.)

Actually, it's "Hydrogen hydroxide" (The scientific name)
Actually actually, there are tons of scientific names for water, of which dihydrogen monoxide and hydrogen hydroxide are both examples. Water has so many properties that it can be classified in something like a dozen areas.

 

 

 

To de "spam" ifize this post, the examine for the Witchwood Icon is "A stick on a string . . . pure style.".

I don't know if anyone has posted this before but...

 

 

 

Examine --> Crab.

 

'Nobody likes crabs!'

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Head chef in lumbridge castle:

 

"despite his name, he does not cook heads..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

#9 In fact, the head chef is in the Cooking Guild, not the cook in Lumbridge Castle

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F2P for life :D

Holy wrench: a shining paragon of wrenchly virtue \'

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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miner in miscellania: he's just mining his own business :lol:

 

another bone joke

 

huge bone: a dog's idea of haven!

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I've always liked implings.

 

 

 

Young impling: "A young impling. It's not fair!"

 

Young impling in a jar: "A young impling in a jar. Don't trap me, man!"

jerimy clarkson is in lumy chirch and it is needs more sleeep than an average person

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lol ur immature...there is such things as animals that can reproduce solo...lol ..maybe u should listen in science class mroe :-P

 

 

 

~ZeLoT~

 

 

 

then it wouldnt be a "mother" or "father", itd just be a parent (sorry if its been said but after the first page i cbb to read any more lol

MMORPG - Many Men Online Role Playing Girls - LOL, but how true?

Oh and none of the people you see online saying "looking for bf" are girls. Statistics I make up don't lie. - HA!

Retired - 19:37 - 25th feb 2007

Officially back - 19:19 - 16th april 2007

Ive quit enough times to quit again and be garunteed im guna be bribed back, totally worth it ;) until next month anyway

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kinda random but

 

 

 

Examine murky matt(runes) (at grand echange) it says-you can always tell apirate in disguise

RS name-Robman497 TheNewAgedQuestGuy.

 

IF you have problem with that my hellcat will eat ur foot!!!!!! Im not kidding it will!!!!!!

 

COUNTDOWN TILL ALL QUEST R DONE. CURRENTlY:16 :-w

examening a gaint snake in TT:

 

it thrives in the swamp

 

after u killed it:

 

it thrived in the swamp, until it met you

 

 

 

lol.

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Ok, i remeber a very funny one from the quest Eyes of Goulphire, if you examine Oaknock in the quest it will say "Can he build it? Yes he can!"

 

HAHA :lol:

 

Poor bob...they stole his Slogan... :XD:

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Proud owner of a Questcape

undead lumberjack:

 

he's a lumberjack, but he isn't ok.

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became quest point master on: 21 dec 2007 2:43 pm

this has been posted several times:

 

use a herring with a tree, it says: this is not the mightiest tree in the forest

 

but what wasn't posted(i think)

 

but if u use it with the grand tree(mightiest tree in rs) it says: it can't be done

 

wich they also say in the movie(or film :-k )

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became quest point master on: 21 dec 2007 2:43 pm

LOL!!!!!!!!

 

i feel so immature laughing at these!

Links 2 3 4,Reise Reise,My World and Feuer Frei are the the songs that will make you kick the crap out of a bully that tries to bully you!!

Not laughing at Monty Python should be considered a blasphemy.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

Not laughing at Monty Python should be considered a blasphemy.

 

 

 

+1 =D>

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Not laughing at Monty Python should be considered a blasphemy.

 

 

 

I'm gonna go watch The Holy Grail.

~~Let The Dragon ride again, on the winds of time~~

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I've always felt as if I'm the only person who can understand the concept of sarcasm on the internet.

in cold wars, the interogation chair says "they put the terror into interrogation" .that made me laugh :lol:

the penguin communists are after u, UPSR- union of penguin socialistic republic ^.^

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258 qp

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Snakes in Mos' Le Harmless Jungle: "Snake... SNAAAKKKKKEEE!!!"

 

 

 

(This is a Metal Gear Solid reference for those of you who don't know. :P)

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Can be looted to obtain a variable item and reobtain the imp jar. If you are insane, it can instead be exchanged for impling jars from Elnock Inquisitor.
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Tool Leprechaun in Trollheim - "It's a leprechaun sunbathing on a mountain."

Dragon Drops - 4 Axes, 2 Left Halfs, 1 Med, 3 Legs, 1 Skirt.

Barrow Drops - Lots, I lost count.

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