I'm bumping this because it makes me feel special.

 

 

 

schfifty five

The only one I can think of and is good is the spirit larupia examine: "Fast cat is fast."

Squirrel:

 

 

 

Likes nuts.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:twss:

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probably already posted . rock crab examine: "noone likes crabs....".

i don't get it..

 

"Crabs" are these little things transmited from being unclean (dirty) during sexual contact.

Nature Impling:

 

A Nature Impling. Right on, maaan...

 

 

 

Flower Power :ugeek:

 

 

 

A barrow in piscotorian fishing thingy

 

""Can i borrow a shallow barrow?" Now say that faster! FASTER!"

Most of the summoning examines are pretty good.

 

 

 

Spirit Terrorbird:

 

"A bird. Literally terrifying."

 

 

 

Spirit Jelly:

 

"On RuneScape, acid gets indigestion from YOU!"

Oh, Ice titan.

 

 

 

Frosty the high violent snowman.

 

 

 

He is right on, summoning familiars have the best examines.

idk if posted or not but a oil lamp in Oo'glog: very oily and very lampy.

 

orgress warrior: irascible, belligerent, and stupefyingly impolite.

all examines are funny if your drunk enough 8-)

Spirit larupia- 'Fast cat is fast'

 

Geyser titan- "It'll kill your enemies, and makes a great cup of tea"

Skeleton at bounty hunter:

 

"Well that's just a waste of prayer exp."

 

 

 

Lumberjack outfit:

 

"You'll certainly be alright wearing these."

 

 

 

Jelly:

 

"Needs cream."

During a certain part of death to the dorgeshuun if you examine Zanik it says: She's kicking HAM [wagon]

 

can somebody get a pic of this? unless its against the rules,then, yea...

 

I already did the quest but yeah, ill vouch that its true

Fun while it lasted :wall:

 

Previously, when examing Zanik at certain points later in the quest, the info "She's kicking HAM [wagon]." would be given. This caused some anger among some players who either thought it was offensive, or just hypocritical of Jagex. It has been changed to "A goblin fighting for her city".

 

 

 

http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Death_to_the_Dorgeshuun

Fun while it lasted :wall:

 

Previously, when examing Zanik at certain points later in the quest, the info "She's kicking HAM [wagon]." would be given. This caused some anger among some players who either thought it was offensive, or just hypocritical of Jagex. It has been changed to "A goblin fighting for her city".

 

 

 

http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Death_to_the_Dorgeshuun

 

 

 

What a shame Jagex caved into the complaints. What's the worst that can happen with it staying?

 

 

 

A donkey is going to sue Jagex for discrimination?

Fun while it lasted :wall:

 

Previously, when examing Zanik at certain points later in the quest, the info "She's kicking HAM [wagon]." would be given. This caused some anger among some players who either thought it was offensive, or just hypocritical of Jagex. It has been changed to "A goblin fighting for her city".

 

 

 

http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Death_to_the_Dorgeshuun

 

 

 

What a shame Jagex caved into the complaints. What's the worst that can happen with it staying?

 

 

 

A donkey is going to sue Jagex for discrimination?

 

 

 

Yeah, because everything in Runescape must be taken literally.

Fun while it lasted :wall:

 

Previously, when examing Zanik at certain points later in the quest, the info "She's kicking HAM [wagon]." would be given. This caused some anger among some players who either thought it was offensive, or just hypocritical of Jagex. It has been changed to "A goblin fighting for her city".

 

 

 

http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Death_to_the_Dorgeshuun

 

 

 

What a shame Jagex caved into the complaints. What's the worst that can happen with it staying?

 

 

 

A donkey is going to sue Jagex for discrimination?

 

 

 

Yeah, because everything in Runescape must be taken literally.

 

 

 

:roll: So no opinion on the worst that can happen? Just a small flame on the small joke?

dont know if its been posted but

 

 

 

gargoyle: "Flies like a rock"

:roll: So no opinion on the worst that can happen? Just a small flame on the small joke?

 

Jagex allows it: They face remarks from players who think the censor should be removed if they get to use such words anyways.

 

Jagex doesn't allow it: ...nothing, really.

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probably already posted . rock crab examine: "noone likes crabs....".

i don't get it..

 

"Crabs" are these little things transmited from being unclean (dirty) during sexual contact.

 

 

 

um no

 

crabs are lice

 

that live in your pubic hair

 

it has nothing to do with being dirty

 

and everything to do with tiny little parasites

This isn't just funny, its a bug I thinks =P

 

 

 

 

Forgot the screenie wasn't so detailed.

 

 

 

If you examine that door when its closed it said its open.

 

 

 

Was training with brawlers.

When you're doing the quest to bring back the brothers to Tai Bo Wannai village, you have to bring one of them a bottle of rum with a banana in it. You're supposed to cut the banana into slices first. If you don't, and put the banana in whole, you get this message:

 

 

 

"You stuff the banana into the neck of the bottle. You begin to wonder why."

 

 

 

Also, you now have a bottle with a banana sticking out of it. I did it five times just to see it again . . . haha hilarious.

barrelchest in the great brain robbery (not exact, from memory):

 

"it's trying to smash you apart! Less examining, more fighting!

mos-le-harmless snakes:

 

"snake, snaaake!"

 

 

 

meeting history portal-

 

"supposdly there is cake on the other side"

barrelchest in the great brain robbery (not exact, from memory):

 

"it's trying to smash you apart! Less examining, more fighting!

 

 

 

Haha i remember that :D I lolled

On examining Diango:

 

 

 

'He smells funny'