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In the Evil Bob Prison random theres a skeleton that examines "The chicken has picked it clean". Something along those lines.

 

 

 

evil chicken and evil bob in cahoots me thinks?

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I examine almost everything, but unfortunatly I can only remember one off the top of my head. I don't know if you guys will think it's funny, but I loled.

 

 

 

Examine wheat--->"Baby bread!" :twss:

 

 

 

I'm sure I'm gonna find more, so I'll be posting again soon.

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nice nerco :thumbup:

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im sure when you examine a portal, it says:

 

 

 

theres cake through here, apparently

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im sure when you examine a portal, it says:

 

 

 

theres cake through here, apparently

 

 

 

The cake is a lie! Sorry coudn't resist :oops: :P

 

NO!! The cake isn't a lie. it's there your just not getting it :P

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Anyone ever imagine one of the lunar isle bankers?

 

"Glad to be one of only three men on the island"

 

 

 

Or something like that

 

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: ... but at the same time I'm thinking: Wow... and we're the ones who get told to behave and not go around censors!

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Anyone ever imagine one of the lunar isle bankers?

 

"Glad to be one of only three men on the island"

 

 

 

Or something like that

 

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: ... but at the same time I'm thinking: Wow... and we're the ones who get told to behave and not go around censors!

 

 

 

I guess it isn't technically going around the censor :lol:

 

 

 

Hey if you ever get banned for doing something like that, just reference this example, call them hypocrites, and nullify their argument against you. "You did it and you're in charge, so it sets an example that justifies me doing it."

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Anyone ever imagine one of the lunar isle bankers?

 

"Glad to be one of only three men on the island"

 

 

 

Or something like that

 

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: ... but at the same time I'm thinking: Wow... and we're the ones who get told to behave and not go around censors!

 

 

 

Call me dumb... But I didn't get it :S.

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Anyone ever imagine one of the lunar isle bankers?

 

"Glad to be one of only three men on the island"

 

 

 

Or something like that

 

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: ... but at the same time I'm thinking: Wow... and we're the ones who get told to behave and not go around censors!

 

 

 

Call me dumb... But I didn't get it :S.

 

 

 

Everyone on Lunar Isle is female except those three bankers.

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Anyone ever imagine one of the lunar isle bankers?

 

"Glad to be one of only three men on the island"

 

 

 

Or something like that

 

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: ... but at the same time I'm thinking: Wow... and we're the ones who get told to behave and not go around censors!

 

 

 

Call me dumb... But I didn't get it :S.

 

 

 

Everyone on Lunar Isle is female except those three bankers.

 

 

 

Yeah, but why is that a big deal?

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Anyone ever imagine one of the lunar isle bankers?

 

"Glad to be one of only three men on the island"

 

 

 

Or something like that

 

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: ... but at the same time I'm thinking: Wow... and we're the ones who get told to behave and not go around censors!

 

 

 

Call me dumb... But I didn't get it :S.

 

 

 

Everyone on Lunar Isle is female except those three bankers.

 

 

 

Yeah, but why is that a big deal?

 

 

 

I'm not sure how I would explain it, but let's say the three men have a really good time with all the girls.

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Anyone ever imagine one of the lunar isle bankers?

 

"Glad to be one of only three men on the island"

 

 

 

Or something like that

 

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: ... but at the same time I'm thinking: Wow... and we're the ones who get told to behave and not go around censors!

 

 

 

Call me dumb... But I didn't get it :S.

 

 

 

Everyone on Lunar Isle is female except those three bankers.

 

 

 

Yeah, but why is that a big deal?

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I'm not sure how I would explain it, but let's say the three men have a really good time with all the girls.

 

 

 

:lol: :lol: Nice squirm.

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I guess it isn't technically going around the censor :lol:

 

 

 

Hey if you ever get banned for doing something like that, just reference this example, call them hypocrites, and nullify their argument against you. "You did it and you're in charge, so it sets an example that justifies me doing it."

 

Actually that wouldn't nullify the argument since it commits the fallacy of Ad Hominem. Instead of creating an argument in your defense you simply point out what the other person's bad points are.

 

 

 

 

 

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I guess it isn't technically going around the censor :lol:

 

 

 

Hey if you ever get banned for doing something like that, just reference this example, call them hypocrites, and nullify their argument against you. "You did it and you're in charge, so it sets an example that justifies me doing it."

 

Actually that wouldn't nullify the argument since it commits the fallacy of Ad Hominem. Instead of creating an argument in your defense you simply point out what the other person's bad points are.

 

 

 

 

 

:D

 

 

 

But in this case, it isn't between two equals. It's between a superior (Jagex) and an inferior (you). Since the superior is supposed to set an example, anything the superior does is ok for the inferior to do.

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