alex_Lei1993 Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Cow: "It converts grass into beef" Cow Calf: "Prelude to Steak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkbullet3 Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 [hide=Halloween 2008] "Rock, but obviously not roll."[/hide] ^ Blog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromagus Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 Technically not an examine, but if you use an egg on the Evil Chicken altar near the entrance to Zanaris: "Nice idea, but nothing interesting happens." My Tip.It Times Articles (10 and counting) || The Varrock Library Author Index projectDo you dare to dream? - Part 19 added. || The Hospital (WIP) - New story!Necromagus looks like a viking ... with glasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_Stingman Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Technically not an examine, but if you use an egg on the Evil Chicken altar near the entrance to Zanaris: "Nice idea, but nothing interesting happens." Hey, that's a pretty cool find. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GGunitfan10 Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 [hide=Halloween 2008] "Rock, but obviously not roll."[/hide] :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vezon Dash Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 burnt/normal bones: "bones are for burying!" (notice at this point that almost every "joke" has an exceamation mark in it...) Believe it or not, but I just now figured out that joke... *Also might want to fix several gramatical errors in your first post :thumbsup: * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rkid Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 burnt/normal bones: "bones are for burying!" (notice at this point that almost every "joke" has an exceamation mark in it...) Believe it or not, but I just now figured out that joke... *Also might want to fix several gramatical errors in your first post :thumbsup: * Spelled "grammatical" wrong. #-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vezon Dash Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 burnt/normal bones: "bones are for burying!" (notice at this point that almost every "joke" has an exceamation mark in it...) Believe it or not, but I just now figured out that joke... *Also might want to fix several gramatical errors in your first post :thumbsup: * Spelled "grammatical" wrong. #-o That was the whole point... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brawleyman19 Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Ring of Fire "It burns, burns, burns..." Johnny Cash :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purewcnub Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 The pheonix examine, something like "Have mercy, great bird of fire!" Goals: 94 magic94 ranged55 slayerAddy gloves-done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lielac Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Pile of skulls (in varrock sewers at least): "A dog's idea of heaven." Balance may be power, but chaos is still pretty damn fun.Canada can't be second rate, polar bears are their main mode of transportation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baalboy5 Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 The pheonix examine, something like "Have mercy, great bird of fire!" OMG HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob. People in OT eat glass when they are bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarg1010 Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 The pheonix examine, something like "Have mercy, great bird of fire!" Wasn't it something like "goodness gracious, great bird of fire!"? Or something like that... :twss: Unfinished netherrack symbol of Khorne. Never forget. ~creeper face w/single tear~ DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T. Skill Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Snakes in Mos' Le Harmless Jungle: "Snake... SNAAAKKKKKEEE!!!" (This is a Metal Gear Solid reference for those of you who don't know. :P) My all time favorite examine, ask anyone in sodb cc how many times I say this per day, lol. Young impling in a jar: "A young impling in a jar. Don't trap me, man!" Lol'd at this one, "Don't taze me bro!" Examine white gnome boots: They're soft, silky and cream. Student's Art in teacher random: "How cute, they've drawn their daddies." Giant from ^: "I guess he wants to be more than just the muscle." Mr. Mordaut, again from ^: "Do not upset this teacher. You have been warned!" Pirate Rosetta stone. Learn a language while you scape.Sounds interesting, but these days how many people really speak Pirate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arisaka Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Not sure if this was posted before. Examine Head Cook: Despite his title, rarely cooks heads. (or something like that) ;) Arisaka, the Japanese rifle. O_o Tell me, did any of you happen to kill a red spy on the way here? No? Then we still have a problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean Ambrose Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Just a collection of funny examines I have found in Rs. [hide=Spirit Jelly]Spirit Jelly Examine - Russian Reversal! :XD: "On Runescape, Acid get indigestion from YOU!" :XD:[/hide] [hide=WAr Tortise]"Definitely not teenaged, although the jury is out on its ninja skills."[/hide] [hide=Evil Turnip]"If you think he's evil, you should see the carrots."[/hide] [hide=Mr. Mordaut]"Do not upset this teacher. You have been warned!"[/hide] [hide=Three-headed Dragon for Learning the Ropes]"A big, mean dragon. By the smell of its breath, it has just woken up."[/hide] I'll post more if I find more! My blogTwitterTwitch Stream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheefoo Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 "Goodness, gracious, great bird of fire!" Examine of the phoenix. [spoiler=I LOVE MY STATION] 01001001001001110110110100100000010101000111011101100101011011000111011001100101001000000110000101101110011001000010000001110111011010000110000101110100001000000110100101110011001000000111010001101000011010010111001100111111 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 In the Evil Bob Prison random theres a skeleton that examines "The chicken has picked it clean". Something along those lines. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saunamajuri Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Because i examine almost everything, i got few good ones: Zamorakian spear: An evil spear :roll: Penance runner: Hes making a run for it! Mutated Zygomite: A fun guy. No wait, thats awful! Camo bottom, top and hat: Examine what? TzTok-Jad: This is going to hurt... :ohnoes: Giant mole: Holy mole-y! Chaos elemental: pUre cHaOs of crEatuRe The torso from Creature of Fenkenstrain: A decomposing torso, from which issues the acrid stench of the grave Zombie head: Alas, i hardly knew him Earth impling: An earth impling. Rock on! here were the ones i could remember. Keep up with this thread, because it rocks \ "An Amateur practices until he can get it right. A Professional practices until he can't get it wrong." Quests just keep bringing me back to this game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saunamajuri Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 also when you examine undead lumberjack from temple trekking/ burgh de rott ramble minigame you get line that says: "He is One. But hes not alright" :P "An Amateur practices until he can get it right. A Professional practices until he can't get it wrong." Quests just keep bringing me back to this game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saunamajuri Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Remembered 1 again :wall: When you examine dark kebbit, it will say: "More silent than ninja mouse with slippers on!" "An Amateur practices until he can get it right. A Professional practices until he can't get it wrong." Quests just keep bringing me back to this game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psvstef Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 gargoyle:flies like a rock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silasinth Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 war turtle/tortoise Definitely not teenaged, although the jury is out on its ninja skills Made me laugh :) 99/99 Hunter73/80 Smithing74/80 Agility71/75 Slayer69/70 Summoning~Silasinth~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 ...Well anyhow... I was working on some stuff in my house, and got this chain of examines: A plank of wood Rub the head and see what pops out A pot of cream (upon eating)You eat the pot of cream. There is some cream on your nose(or something to that affect.) wow jagex is perverted No, you are. HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA Made me laugh :lol: I salute you sir ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Runar Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 Security Book: "WARNING: contains information that could make your account secure!" (i'm not sure if it was exactly like this) The Runar's (OSRS) DIY blog - most viewed Blogscape blog ever! Contract? ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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