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Funny Examines!

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"Rock, but obviously not roll."[/hide]

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^ Blog.

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Technically not an examine, but if you use an egg on the Evil Chicken altar near the entrance to Zanaris: "Nice idea, but nothing interesting happens."

Technically not an examine, but if you use an egg on the Evil Chicken altar near the entrance to Zanaris: "Nice idea, but nothing interesting happens."

 

 

 

Hey, that's a pretty cool find.

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burnt/normal bones:

 

"bones are for burying!"

 

(notice at this point that almost every "joke" has an exceamation mark in it...)

 

 

 

 

Believe it or not, but I just now figured out that joke...

 

 

 

 

 

*Also might want to fix several gramatical errors in your first post :thumbsup: *

 

burnt/normal bones:

 

"bones are for burying!"

 

(notice at this point that almost every "joke" has an exceamation mark in it...)

 

 

 

 

Believe it or not, but I just now figured out that joke...

 

 

 

 

 

*Also might want to fix several gramatical errors in your first post :thumbsup: *

 

 

 

Spelled "grammatical" wrong.

 

 

 

#-o

 

burnt/normal bones:

 

"bones are for burying!"

 

(notice at this point that almost every "joke" has an exceamation mark in it...)

 

 

 

 

Believe it or not, but I just now figured out that joke...

 

 

 

 

 

*Also might want to fix several gramatical errors in your first post :thumbsup: *

 

 

 

Spelled "grammatical" wrong.

 

 

 

#-o

 

 

 

That was the whole point...

The pheonix examine, something like "Have mercy, great bird of fire!"

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Goals:

94 magic

94 ranged

55 slayer

Addy gloves-done

Pile of skulls (in varrock sewers at least): "A dog's idea of heaven."

Balance may be power, but chaos is still pretty damn fun.

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Canada can't be second rate, polar bears are their main mode of transportation.

The pheonix examine, something like "Have mercy, great bird of fire!"

 

OMG HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob.

People in OT eat glass when they are bored.

The pheonix examine, something like "Have mercy, great bird of fire!"

 

Wasn't it something like "goodness gracious, great bird of fire!"? Or something like that... :twss:

Unfinished netherrack symbol of Khorne.

 

Never forget. ~creeper face w/single tear~

 

DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!?!

Snakes in Mos' Le Harmless Jungle: "Snake... SNAAAKKKKKEEE!!!"

 

 

 

(This is a Metal Gear Solid reference for those of you who don't know. :P)

 

 

 

My all time favorite examine, ask anyone in sodb cc how many times I say this per day, lol.

 

 

 

Young impling in a jar: "A young impling in a jar. Don't trap me, man!"

 

 

 

Lol'd at this one, "Don't taze me bro!"

 

 

 

Examine white gnome boots: They're soft, silky and cream.

 

 

 

Student's Art in teacher random: "How cute, they've drawn their daddies."

 

 

 

Giant from ^: "I guess he wants to be more than just the muscle."

 

 

 

Mr. Mordaut, again from ^: "Do not upset this teacher. You have been warned!"

Pirate Rosetta stone. Learn a language while you scape.

Sounds interesting, but these days how many people really speak Pirate?

Not sure if this was posted before.

 

 

 

Examine Head Cook:

 

 

 

Despite his title, rarely cooks heads. (or something like that) ;)

Arisaka, the Japanese rifle. O_o

 

Tell me, did any of you happen to kill a red spy on the way here? No? Then we still have a problem.

Just a collection of funny examines I have found in Rs.

 

 

 

[hide=Spirit Jelly]Spirit Jelly Examine - Russian Reversal! :XD:

 

"On Runescape, Acid get indigestion from YOU!" :XD:[/hide]

 

 

 

[hide=WAr Tortise]"Definitely not teenaged, although the jury is out on its ninja skills."[/hide]

 

 

 

[hide=Evil Turnip]"If you think he's evil, you should see the carrots."[/hide]

 

 

 

[hide=Mr. Mordaut]"Do not upset this teacher. You have been warned!"[/hide]

 

 

 

[hide=Three-headed Dragon for Learning the Ropes]"A big, mean dragon. By the smell of its breath, it has just woken up."[/hide]

 

 

 

I'll post more if I find more!

"Goodness, gracious, great bird of fire!"

 

Examine of the phoenix.

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In the Evil Bob Prison random theres a skeleton that examines "The chicken has picked it clean". Something along those lines.

Link to Forum Games signature.

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This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

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Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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Because i examine almost everything, i got few good ones:

 

Zamorakian spear: An evil spear :roll:

 

Penance runner: Hes making a run for it!

 

Mutated Zygomite: A fun guy. No wait, thats awful!

 

Camo bottom, top and hat: Examine what?

 

TzTok-Jad: This is going to hurt... :ohnoes:

 

Giant mole: Holy mole-y!

 

Chaos elemental: pUre cHaOs of crEatuRe

 

The torso from Creature of Fenkenstrain: A decomposing torso, from which issues the acrid stench of the grave

 

Zombie head: Alas, i hardly knew him

 

Earth impling: An earth impling. Rock on!

 

here were the ones i could remember.

 

Keep up with this thread, because it rocks \'

"An Amateur practices until he can get it right. A Professional practices until he can't get it wrong."

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Quests just keep bringing me back to this game.

also when you examine undead lumberjack from temple trekking/ burgh de rott ramble minigame you get line that says: "He is One. But hes not alright" :P

"An Amateur practices until he can get it right. A Professional practices until he can't get it wrong."

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Quests just keep bringing me back to this game.

Remembered 1 again :wall: When you examine dark kebbit, it will say: "More silent than ninja mouse with slippers on!"

"An Amateur practices until he can get it right. A Professional practices until he can't get it wrong."

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Quests just keep bringing me back to this game.

gargoyle:flies like a rock.

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war turtle/tortoise

 

Definitely not teenaged, although the jury is out on its ninja skills

 

Made me laugh :)

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99/99 Hunter

73/80 Smithing

74/80 Agility

71/75 Slayer

69/70 Summoning

~Silasinth~

...Well anyhow... I was working on some stuff in my house, and got this chain of examines:

 

 

 

A plank of wood

 

Rub the head and see what pops out

 

A pot of cream

 

(upon eating)You eat the pot of cream. There is some cream on your nose(or something to that affect.)

 

 

 

wow jagex is perverted

 

 

 

No, you are.

 

 

 

HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

 

 

 

Made me laugh :lol:

 

 

 

I salute you sir !

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