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Funny Examines!

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This is not an examine, it's one of the things that an obsidian golem can say:

 

"Tztok-jad shall quake in his slippers!"

"Noob" is an insult. "Noob" is overused. Be polite. Try to say "noob" less than once a day.

Thank you.

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dunno if this has been used but....

 

 

 

when you go to house options when your not in your house, and choose expel guests, this is what comes up.

 

 

 

"your not in a house! you cant expel people from the world, even if you dont like them!"

 

 

 

 

 

lol :shame:

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probably already posted <.< . rock crab examine: "noone likes crabs....".
i don't get it..

 

"Crabs" are these little things transmited from being unclean (dirty) during sexual contact.

 

 

 

um no

 

crabs are lice

 

that live in your pubic hair

 

it has nothing to do with being dirty

 

and everything to do with tiny little parasites

 

 

 

but you can have crabs in the lower regions of you're body, and you can pass them on doing a sexual act ;)

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6 years. 1 dragon CS drop and some barrows, bad luck?

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One of my favorites is a skeleton between the two Dark Beast spots.

 

 

 

"I don't understand, why didn't he go back to Lumby?"

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here is one : Earth altar pillar examine : "a Great and powerful illar"

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i dont know if this has already been said, but what about the war tortoise?

 

 

 

i dont remember exactly what the examine was but it was something like

 

 

 

"its definitely not teenaged, but the jury's out on its ninja skills."

 

 

 

haha

Customs Officer from Rocking Out: Inspects peoples packages. :lol:

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Santa Boots & Gloves: They're jolly & red.

 

 

 

Camo top/hat/pants: Examine what?

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"We don't want players to be able to buy their way to success in RuneScape. If we let players start doing this, it devalues RuneScape for others. We feel your status in real-life shouldn't affect your ability to be successful in RuneScape" Jagex 01/04/01 - 02/03/12

Ice titan:Frosty the highly violent snowman!

 

 

 

made me laugh first time i saw.

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Gwd Drop's: Sara - 4 Hilt, 13 Ss(3 ls), Armadyl - None, Bandos - 6 Hilt, 4 Bcp, 7 Tasset, 4 Boot

Zamorak - None, Tormented Demons - 1 Dragon Claws, 1 Dragon Shard

Moss titan: Gathers rolling stone to bash people with.

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Camo top/hat/pants: Examine what?

 

 

 

lol :lol:

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Lol, I really like Jagex's sense of humour =D

 

 

 

One I always love is the Town Guard in Rellekka : Who would try to steal a whole town anyway?

 

Yeah...These really make me lol IRL.

 

Just like the head chef, something like 'surprisingly enough, he's not cooking heads' or the jogre trader not trading jogres, these are the best :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: .

When you examine half a meat pie it reads: "The other half is suitable for vegetarians!"

 

LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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The best examine ever! From the Longhall Bouncer in Rellekka:

 

 

 

"He's fat, he's round, he bounces on the ground! That's how he got the job!"

 

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Rarest Drop: Obsidian Cape x3, TzHaar-Ket/Xil

When you examine half a meat pie it reads: "The other half is suitable for vegetarians!"

 

LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

I may understand that, but can someone explain to me?

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Cbow! Cbow!!!!! +120 range is orgasmic. Or maul, thats what I'd get out of those two options.

I agree with baconisbacon, Cbow looks freaking sensual

Runescape: Where strong weapons bring sexual pleasure.

The size of the e-peen0r is directly proportional to the rarity/power of one's equipment.

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Well this one was actually used, but I found it funny.

 

 

 

"Funny lighting apparatus"

 

 

 

You'd see that one at the Zamorak temple with the zammy wine, to the west of f2p's goblin village.

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95/99 Slayer

 

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When you examine half a meat pie it reads: "The other half is suitable for vegetarians!"

 

LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

I may understand that, but can someone explain to me?

 

 

 

It's the half that's not there. They can't complain about nothin'.

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When you examine half a meat pie it reads: "The other half is suitable for vegetarians!"

 

LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

I may understand that, but can someone explain to me?

 

because there is no other half, therefore no meat

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When you examine half a meat pie it reads: "The other half is suitable for vegetarians!"

 

LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

I may understand that, but can someone explain to me?

 

 

 

It's the half that's not there. They can't complain about nothin'.

 

Okay thanks! :)

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Cbow! Cbow!!!!! +120 range is orgasmic. Or maul, thats what I'd get out of those two options.

I agree with baconisbacon, Cbow looks freaking sensual

Runescape: Where strong weapons bring sexual pleasure.

The size of the e-peen0r is directly proportional to the rarity/power of one's equipment.

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Examine the mummy in Mr. Mordaut's classroom.

 

 

 

"If the mummy is in school, where are the kids?"

 

 

 

Still laughing.

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On the way to the "Between a Rock..." gold mine theres a rock in the river. It's examine is:

 

 

 

"A rock."

 

 

 

Boy, they sure tried hard on that one :)

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This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

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Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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