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Do you have your own RuneScape related poems or rhymes?

 

 

 

Share them with the rest of us!

 

 

 

I myself thought of this little number, a parody of the chorus of 'Bad Boys' by Inner Circle (aka the theme to COPS).

 

 

 

It goes:

 

 

 

"Bad fish, bad fish, watcha gunna do? Watcha gunna do when I harpoon you?"

 

 

 

I'm so clever. :XD:

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From edgeville to varrok, and every dungeon i get in. I'll be dragon slaying - dragon slaying!

 

 

 

guess which song. :)

 

 

 

where's bubsa when you need him eh?

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lol my sig...

 

 

 

~The Song of Pie~

 

 

 

Pie is awesome, pie is good.

 

Pie is tasty, it is also food.

 

Pie is round, pie is flaky.

 

Pie is juicy, it is a pastry.

 

Pie is smooth, pie is sweet.

 

Pie is delicous, it's so friggin' 1337 !!

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and to the kid above me, I know when you're 8 you think pie is funny, but it's not. stop failing.
You know it's people like you who ruin threads by starting all the flaming.

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and to the kid above me, I know when you're 8 you think pie is funny, but it's not. stop failing.
You know it's people like you who ruin threads by starting all the flaming.
I'm so sorry, i'll be nicer.

 

 

 

Haahahah p13 1s so0o0o0o funny!

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This is either going to get a lot of good replies or be set on fire... >.<

 

 

 

I stink at this kind of thing and won't even try again. =P

 

 

 

LOL you cutted your song out :XD: it sacked tbh :-$

 

 

 

Thank you for the kind words of encourgement. Actually, I couldn't understand whatever it was you said, but I'll assume it was nice. :D

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Hope is the helmet of each noble soldier

 

For only the fountain of hope begets courage

 

~ Saradomin

 

 

 

Rage is the weapon of each bloodthirsty warrior

 

For only the heart full of rage shall endow strength

 

~ Zamorak

 

 

 

Wisdom is the scale of each upright sage

 

For only the balance of wisdom gives true sight

 

~ Guthix

 

 

 

Chaos is the staff of each hungry mage

 

For only the whirlpool of chaos flows with power

 

~ Zaros

 

 

 

Faith is the shield of each true knight

 

For only the protection of faith brings peace

 

~ Armadyl

 

(I believe Armadyl is "good")

 

 

 

Those are my invented quotes :D

 

 

 

Hope you enjoy!!!

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This is either going to get a lot of good replies or be set on fire... >.<

 

 

 

I stink at this kind of thing and won't even try again. =P

 

 

 

LOL you cutted your song out :XD: it sacked tbh :-$

 

 

 

Thank you for the kind words of encourgement. Actually, I couldn't understand whatever it was you said, but I'll assume it was nice. :D

 

 

 

yeah it was nice :P just laughing that you took your song out :XD:

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i love runescape like a fat kid loves cakes

 

people in duel arena making money from stakes

 

all the time you dont have to move you can sit on your sofa and eat a flake

 

isnt runescape oh so great

 

 

 

its pretty lame lol

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when will i learn the wild is not for me

 

as soon as i enter it is cammy i see

 

i try to pk with no luck at all

 

i have to telly before to my knees i fall

 

when i want to be killed there is no one around

 

so my suicide telly is nowhere to be found

 

when i need a new mage cape i can never reach

 

cause theres someone there to tellyblock my efforts impeached

 

when ever i enter i have to go pee

 

oh when will i learn the wild is not for me

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Hope is the helmet of each noble soldier

 

For only the fountain of hope begets courage

 

~ Saradomin

 

 

 

Rage is the weapon of each bloodthirsty warrior

 

For only the heart full of rage shall endow strength

 

~ Zamorak

 

 

 

Wisdom is the scale of each upright sage

 

For only the balance of wisdom gives true sight

 

~ Guthix

 

 

 

Chaos is the staff of each hungry mage

 

For only the whirlpool of chaos flows with power

 

~ Zaros

 

 

 

Faith is the shield of each true knight

 

For only the protection of faith brings peace

 

~ Armadyl

 

(I believe Armadyl is "good")

 

 

 

Those are my invented quotes :D

 

 

 

Hope you enjoy!!!

 

 

 

Definitely pretty good :D. Keep them up.

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Hope is the helmet of each noble soldier

 

For only the fountain of hope begets courage

 

~ Saradomin

 

 

 

Rage is the weapon of each bloodthirsty warrior

 

For only the heart full of rage shall endow strength

 

~ Zamorak

 

 

 

Wisdom is the scale of each upright sage

 

For only the balance of wisdom gives true sight

 

~ Guthix

 

 

 

Chaos is the staff of each hungry mage

 

For only the whirlpool of chaos flows with power

 

~ Zaros

 

 

 

Faith is the shield of each true knight

 

For only the protection of faith brings peace

 

~ Armadyl

 

(I believe Armadyl is "good")

 

 

 

Those are my invented quotes :D

 

 

 

Hope you enjoy!!!

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Definitely pretty good :D. Keep them up.

 

 

 

Yeah, I like these ones, I had more at one point, but I can't find them anymore :)

 

 

 

I'm working on fixing these ones to be better written :D

 

 

 

Any suggestions of what to go for next?

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This thread is full of such epic fail i refuse to read it.

 

 

 

and to the kid above me, I know when you're 8 you think pie is funny, but it's not. stop failing.

 

 

 

lol i was wondering when you would start flaming here -.-(like he always do :-X )

 

 

 

 

 

on topic:

 

ncie song =D> i have no rhymes in my body so i kinda stinks at this but it was funny to read ::'

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