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You know you are thinking about Runescape too much when you wake up in the morning wondering what your rank is.

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I'm a married mother that plays RuneScape. Got a problem with that?

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You know you watch too many cartoons when you call yourself a freak just because you got five hands, not four.

 

 

 

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You know you've been playing runescape too long when you and your nerd friends take it in turns to hit eachother with their drink bottles and shout a random number.

 

 

 

You know you've played runescape too much when your dreams are in the runescape graphics.

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You know you're obsessed with runescape when you walk into a Red Lobster© and order 27 lobsters for what you say to the waiter, "Pking."

 

 

 

You know you think too much about runescape when you buy pot and expect it to bring your "stats up." <--- This one is questionable, if its inappropriate delete it, then you can make fun of me :wall:

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Going for 99 Fletching --> 92/99

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p.s.what are the things below our names such as: bear fur,red spider egg,or chicken feather

 

 

 

They're called post counts. Read this:

 

http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=478642

 

 

 

And next time, maybe a quick search would be in order.

Remember, the SEARCH button is your friend. Use it!

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u know u have been playing runescape to much when u shoo away ur cat and look for gertrude for a new, fuzzy litle kitten.

 

 

 

u know u have been playing runescape to much when u invite ur friends to head north for a PK trip

 

 

 

u know u have been playing runescape to much when u kill ur pet rat and wonder why it doesnt respawn.

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you know ur addicted to rs when you stand on a fire and become suprised

 

when it hurts.

 

 

 

you know ur addicted to rs when you walk into a bar and ask for an arsingian ale.

 

 

 

you know ur addicted to rs when you see someone eating shark you say wow u must be a member

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you know you've played runescape too mutch when you ask a banker to store 26 sharks for you :wall:

 

 

 

you know you've played runescape too much when you try to bring 26 sharks into a bank in the first place!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

( for the person who posted above me) you know you have no life when your posts are on last 6 pages of this topic, and almost all of them insult someone

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You get an sms message on ur phone and you thinks its a private msg

 

You look for the map at your shop (the you are here type) and start looking for the sword shop aubary etc

 

You stand out front of the chemist selling potions made of household items and other things in your garden cos u have 80 herblore

 

You see someone run away from a tarantula and u call them a newb for being scared of it boasting about how u could kill it with ur hands

 

You steal a cake from the bakery get caught walk away for 5 mins walk back and try again

 

After the baker calls the police you run around the block and wait for him to dissapear then you go back and keep stealing cakes

 

Walk into a bank in full armour with a weapon and say "Anyone got any free stuff?"

 

When you attack an old lady, you claim that you are training

 

When you pick up a penny, you wonder why it won't respawn

 

You are at gunpoint and you say "go ahead, I'll only drop five bucks"

 

There's two permanent hollow spaces on your computer chair

 

Your clicking finger is the strongest muscle in your body

 

You spray paint your cat red and call it an imp

 

You start saying 'ty' to people when they give you something

 

You buy a chocolate bar for 100gp at the convenience store

 

You change your social security number to match your attack, defence, and strength skills, and it fits.

 

Someone cuts you off and you start shouting "SCAMMER" down the freeway.

 

You get a system message "You have been standing in this spot for 5 Years! Please move to another area!"

 

You begin referring to authority figures as admins.

 

Theres a spot reserved for you in every building you go to.

 

You dont need the online map. For anything. Ever.

 

You give people directions to anywhere by number of steps.

 

The server takes 10 minutes loading your character.

 

You wonder why all walls are not paper thin.

 

You get robbed in real life and you look for a man named Moderator to help you out.

 

You are at McDonalds and ask when the next burger respawn is.

 

You are at McDonalds and you fight just to talk to the attendant.

 

The a** grooves on your computer chair are now permanent.

 

You dont just have an a** grove on your chair, you have a mouse groove on your hand.

 

You ask a priest in real-life if you can use the altar to recharge your prayer points.

 

Sombody dies and you say........ what did (s)he lose?

 

You get an injury and begin eating apple pies and pizza thinking it'll heal you.

 

You steal the cape off your little brother's Batman halloween costume for the extra armor point.

 

You have this overwhelming urge to beat up security guards, farm animals, and short people whenever you see them.

 

You go to the store to buy some beer, and you try to figure out which one will boost your stats.

 

You need flour, so you get some pots and try to find a wheat field.

 

You get confused when your bread recipe calls for more than water and flour.

 

When you can truly say, "Full rune armour? Yeah I can make that."

 

When you have more friends on your friends list than you do in real life.

 

When you go to your back yard and prospect each rock looking for coal.

 

When you cook something and wonder how much experience it was worth.

 

You just finished your chores and you wonder how many quest points you got

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u know u play too much rs wen ur like my friends

 

 

 

friend 1: everything is a scam unless he gets something real thing here:

 

 

 

i pick up a pencil for some1

 

 

 

:dude u just got scammed

 

 

 

friend 2 talks in abv.

 

 

 

lol hi wanna go to the wildy and P K for some mith stuff etc

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You know you have been playing RuneScape too long when you go to the mall and start throwing ice cubes at people and shout "Yes, 85 magic! I can now use TeleBlock!"

 

 

 

You know you're a noob when you start talking like this:

 

"Kno, no(know),ur, u, teh, and yea.(Go to varrock nonmembers to get the rest).

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