flying_death_bombs55 Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 [hide=NO]edit: wow, took longer than i thought it would One day on Halloween, I decided to [bleep] with the major [developmentally delayed] at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brough a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me. "So I heard you like Mudkips..." "Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUURVE MUDKIPS." "O RLY? So, would you ever [bleep] a Mudkips, that is.." (he cuts me off before I could said 'if you were a Mudkips') "OF COURSE." "Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and." Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violenly humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips, I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips. Needles to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved. I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still [bleep] it and baying this real [bleep] up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid. I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the [cabbage] out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation. A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell. So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling "I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I'M GONNA SUE..." and it was cut off. I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight. So I ask you: Do you like Mudkips?[/hide] :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: When you mentioned the Dragon Plates I had a sudden vision of a load of gangsters running around in fancy dress yealling "Grim Reaper in da hood!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrpez Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 A kid tried to cut himself in a bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m4tty Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 once some kid's gf broke up with him to get back with their ex and someone said to them "I had with " to them and he tried to cut themself with safety scissors :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: and then he tried to cut themself with a pencil sharpener and they managed to cut skin but didnt manage to cut deep enough :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flying_death_bombs55 Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 once some kid's gf broke up with him to get back with their ex and someone said to them "I had with " to them and he tried to cut themself with safety scissors :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: and then he tried to cut themself with a pencil sharpener and they managed to cut skin but didnt manage to cut deep enough :lol: :lol: :lol: I don't get it? :? :-s When you mentioned the Dragon Plates I had a sudden vision of a load of gangsters running around in fancy dress yealling "Grim Reaper in da hood!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randox Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 A couple years ago, a kid in my class decided to keep his pet tarantula in teh science room. Anyways they moved it to a bigger fish tank, but didn't have a cover that was big enough. They used saran wrap :-k #-o Any ways, the next morning it was imediatly obvious that the spider had tested his new cage and found the wrap was easily broken. It was found on a teachers phone in a classromm down one floor. Though it only appeared after about 2 hours of hiding. Good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knives669 Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Nothing really weird happens at my school. Other than the occasional fight. That pole dancing dude is pretty creepy. :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agunimon979 Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Erm.. let me think.. ok I have it. Last year this really tough guy got into a fight with a little girl, and the little girl beat the crap out of the tough guy and pulled down his pants and underwear. He ran off school property and the principal had to track him down with his car, like a military warden. Entertaining days, the tough guy was found 2 miles away from the school half an hour later crying, how pathetic. ^^^ ENTERTAINING STORY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Erm.. let me think.. ok I have it. Last year this really tough guy got into a fight with a little girl, and the little girl beat the crap out of the tough guy and pulled down his pants and underwear. He ran off school property and the principal had to track him down with his car, like a military warden. Entertaining days, the tough guy was found 2 miles away from the school half an hour later crying, how pathetic. ^^^ ENTERTAINING STORY How little and how did that happen? Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abyssalwhip Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Erm.. let me think.. ok I have it. Last year this really tough guy got into a fight with a little girl, and the little girl beat the crap out of the tough guy and pulled down his pants and underwear. He ran off school property and the principal had to track him down with his car, like a military warden. Entertaining days, the tough guy was found 2 miles away from the school half an hour later crying, how pathetic. ^^^ ENTERTAINING STORY How little and how did that happen?Aqun this is for REAL things sorry. Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abyssalwhip Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 My world geography teacher curses us off with every word in the book Hah, my English teacher last year cursed during class all the time and he didn't care if we did it either. :Yeah he only gets mad if you say n------ (black kids in the class yet it ALL the time, probably been suspended a total of 3 weeks now) and f--- (even though he says it). Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
look_its_rob Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 well i dont know if this was weird. but a cop was murdered in the parking lot of my school at two in the morning and they won't say who killed him because they arnt completly sure, but there have been rumors going around that it is someone in the school that is in a gang and had a beef with the officer. (the cop was a gang officer) Look its rob! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarfdude3 Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 just the weird smelly kid who goes around doing the 'peanut butter jelly time' dance everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ledusskapis Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Lets see...my school well some guys sprayed peperspray all over school to days in a row... there usualy are some human-siced holes in walls...or just holes-its realy easy to break my schools walls.. oh and my last grade's math teacher...we had a lot fun with him-once in winter we took some snow from windowsills and started a snowball fight...in the classroom :twisted: Yes, he was angry, very very angry...when we started throwing snowballs at him. quite weird is that nobody got in any trouble. :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRealist Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Alot of people have died at my high school, in school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iv_Green_vI Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 Lol, well Mines nothing special but. I was tired on the bus one day.. So I was like a zombie.. so me and all the gr 11 guys were just chillin out in the hallway when all of a sudden we see like 4 teachers running after this dog down the hallway.. I laughed but meh nothing other than that has been weird in my school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomom1919 Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 Today someone printed 100 copies of a photoshopped pic of bill cosby sucking manparts on all the printers in the network in my school. Har har har. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samurai_lassie Posted October 11, 2007 Share Posted October 11, 2007 Today someone printed 100 copies of a photoshopped pic of bill cosby sucking manparts on all the printers in the network in my school. Har har har. That is funny shet to be honest. My time in school is pretty colourless random fights mostly the constant abuse to some random person "your girl friend has a [Male organ] bigger then your's - ha ha ha" Pretty stupid. I chased a butterfly through a soccer oval and got yelled at by a heap of people. I sang the abc. song all day i said goodmorning and good after noon to every one i saw for a day. Oh-oh i must say a kid who is a bit coo coo was "playing googlion Spartans versus force field shooters " and fell down some steps (around 10) all caused by hi's pants falling down in mid air has to be the funniest thing i have ever seen. By the way he wasnt wearing underwear luckily i was walking behind him not infront :uhh: 563rd to 99 mining on 15/08/0799 Farming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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