Craiglowery Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 Anything wierd happen at your school? Well yesterday we got an announcement that we were on lockdown. No big deal, right? Well a second announcement came up and the lady who was announcing was crying and saying it was very serious and that we should lock the doors, close the blinds, bring anyone and everyone on campus inside, and hide under the desks. We were on lockdown for around 30 min when a teacher came to give us the ok to get up and resume class. I asked what happened and he said that there was a Paintball shootout 10 miles away. Not really wierd but a total over reaction. There is also this freshman kid who for some reason loves to pole dance. He does it at least once a week, and he does it for no reason. Theres even a video if you want to see it. It may not be suitable for children. [hide] [/hide] So, do any wierd things happen at your school? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giordano Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 Well, um...there was that one time the guy did that thing...er, of course he did it and uh...he finished but got uh- Oh, nothing interesting ever happens. :( "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
____ Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 Nothing really weird happened at my schools or uni :-? Although we did get a bomb threat, fire and lockdown all in the same day once. Needless to say, there was about 2hrs of learning that happened during all of that :-? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InkofDeath Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 At my current school nothing drastic. That guy is a pretty darn good pole dancer. :anxious: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deloriagod Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 We had an hour long lockdown a week or so ago. There was a suicidal man in the woods between the high school and one of the surrounding elementaries (which is only a few hundred years away). Definitly and interesting day and it was odd enough that it turns out I knew the guy :? We have our occasional fights in the cafeteria before class. Random people screaming through the halls during class. And my wierd adv algebra teacher who dressed up like Tigger from Whinney the Pooh the other day. Other than that my school is pretty much normal. Internet Marketing For Newbies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kashi Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 My school is more like a sick combination of 'Cromartie High School' and 'Best Student Council!' As in, the school is run by a select group of kids, who all happen to be criminals. But I guess that's how it is at every high school huh? My greatest ambition is to kill every member of the human race.However I am a realist and therefore know that I probably wont be able to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WutangFlu Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 teachers and faculty telling the new kids that come into the high school building, that we have security cameras... when we dont. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flying_death_bombs55 Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 During a football game at my school 2 people ran streaking across the feild(1 boy and 1 girl) It was hilarious, security started chasing after them and they ended up going all over the campus. :lol: When you mentioned the Dragon Plates I had a sudden vision of a load of gangsters running around in fancy dress yealling "Grim Reaper in da hood!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master_Smither Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 During a football game at my school 2 people ran streaking across the feild(1 boy and 1 girl) It was hilarious, security started chasing after them and they ended up going all over the campus. :lol: Lmfao! a girl too! Wow unusual :anxious: Click for My Blog670th to 99 Smithing July 21st, 07 |743rd to 99 Mining November 29th, 07 | 649th to 99 Runecrafting May 18th, 08 | 29,050th to 99 Defence October 20th, 08 | 20,700th to 99 Magic November 8, 08 | 47,938th to 99 Attack December 19, 08 | 37,829th to 99 Hitpoints December 24, 08 | 68,604th to 99 Strength February 4, 09 | 27,983rd to 99 Range February 9, 09 | 9,725th to 99 Prayer June 8, 09 | 6,620th to 99 Slayer December, 12 09 | 4,075th to 99 Summoning December, 28 09 | 3,551th to 99 Herblore February 24, 10 | 3,192th to 99 Dungeoneering November 11, 10 | 146,600th to 99 Cooking December 29th, 10 | 11,333rd to 99 Construction June 7th, 11 | 16,648th to 99 Farming August 1st, 11 | 19,993th to 99 Crafting August 2nd, 11 | 89,739th to 99 Woodcutting Janurary 1st, 12 | 55,424th to 99 Fishing May 9th, 12| 60,648th to 99 Firemaking May 12th, 12 | 16666th to 99 Agility May 17th, 2012 | 24476th to 99 Hunter June 1st, 2012 | 57,881st to 99 Fletching June 1st, 2012 | All 99s June 1st, 2012 | 3183th to 120 Dungeoneering July 24th, 2012 | 2341st to 2496 Total level July 24th, 2012 | Completionist Cape July 24th, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelem_ryu Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 That guy is a pretty darn good pole dancer. :anxious: I agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaziek Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 edit: wow, took longer than i thought it would One day on Halloween, I decided to [bleep] with the major [developmentally delayed] at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brough a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me. "So I heard you like Mudkips..." "Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUURVE MUDKIPS." "O RLY? So, would you ever [bleep] a Mudkips, that is.." (he cuts me off before I could said 'if you were a Mudkips') "OF COURSE." "Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and." Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violenly humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips, I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips. Needles to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved. I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still [bleep]ing it and baying this real [bleep]ed up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid. I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the [cabbage] out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation. A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell. So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling "I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I'M GONNA SUE..." and it was cut off. I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight. So I ask you: Do you like Mudkips? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxdout4life Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 So I ask you: Do you like Mudkips? ... .... ..... ...... Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echofish Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 Apart from accidental fire-alarms once every fortnight and half the classrooms smelling like [cabbage], all is good. NOT :evil: Ultra Unholy,Hearted Machine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Errdoth Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 ...Mudkips... I had no idea what they were, so I looked them up on Urban Dictionary (Unless of course, you're the guy who wrote that entry in January of 07. In that case, sorry : ) Last.fm Signature Overlays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmyk Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 Nope, not really. Although once I did see a squirrel running down a corridor! Well, last week we had a stray cat in our form room when we came in but it was well behaved and quite a cool cat and at lunch we kicked a football and it went onto one of the balconies on a neighboring old folks home. One of my friends managed to climb up a drain pipe to get it and an old lady inside came to investiage : . Proud Retired Council of The GladiatiorzClick here for our website - 110+ F2P Combat Requirements Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercifull Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 Worst pole dancer EVAR!!!111one Mercifull <3 Suzi "We don't want players to be able to buy their way to success in RuneScape. If we let players start doing this, it devalues RuneScape for others. We feel your status in real-life shouldn't affect your ability to be successful in RuneScape" Jagex 01/04/01 - 02/03/12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaziek Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 ...Mudkips... I had no idea what they were, so I looked them up on /define.php?term=mudkips]Urban Dictionary (Unless of course, you're the guy who wrote that entry in January of 07. In that case, sorry : ) I think it's self evident its copypasta. I did say it was before i edited it. I never claimed it was mine, its just possibly the most famous school related story on the net. And hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biabf Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 Nope, not really. Although once I did see a squirrel running down a corridor! Well, last week we had a stray cat in our form room when we came in but it was well behaved and quite a cool cat and at lunch we kicked a football and it went onto one of the balconies on a neighboring old folks home. One of my friends managed to climb up a drain pipe to get it and an old lady inside came to investiage : .Oh yeah I remember that cat! It came into my lessons quite a few times, normally chinese or english. The teachers hated it because once it was in the room they couldn't teach. Two years ago some people doing exams got locked down because of a bomb threat when some people had found a sack of sherbert in the headmaster's office and they thought it was some chemical weapon rofl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lionheart_0 Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 [hide]edit: wow, took longer than i thought it would One day on Halloween, I decided to [bleep] with the major [developmentally delayed] at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brough a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me. "So I heard you like Mudkips..." "Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUURVE MUDKIPS." "O RLY? So, would you ever [bleep] a Mudkips, that is.." (he cuts me off before I could said 'if you were a Mudkips') "OF COURSE." "Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and." Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violenly humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips, I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips. Needles to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved. I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still [bleep] it and baying this real [bleep] up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid. I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the [cabbage] out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation. A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell. So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling "I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I'M GONNA SUE..." and it was cut off. I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight. So I ask you: Do you like Mudkips?[/hide]Nice copy pasta ;) when i was in grade 9, there were balls stuck up behind the score bored in the gym. A bunch of us eat lunch in the gym gallery. One day, a guy decides to climb across the ledge that has the score board/balls, and gets all the balls down, for no reason at all. All the students knew what was going on, but it took the teachers about 10 minutes to figure out he was up there and to go tell him to get down. Would of sucked if he fell >.< Um there is the regular screaming in the hallway for no reason. In the music room there is someone usually trying to hug or pinch the nipples of another guy usually... ummm my school is pretty weird, but you have to be there to experience. Sig by IkuraiYour Guide to Posting! Behave or I will send my Moose mounted Beaver launchers at you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abyssalwhip Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 My world geography teacher curses us off with every word in the book Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deloriagod Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 My world geography teacher curses us off with every word in the book Hah, my English teacher last year cursed during class all the time and he didn't care if we did it either. : Internet Marketing For Newbies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xvillexvalox Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 During the Homecoming dance yesterday it got up to 127 degrees in the gym, everyone was breakingo out in sweat just going inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
llcoolguy972 Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 During the Homecoming dance yesterday it got up to 127 degrees in the gym, everyone was breakingo out in sweat just going inside. Seems like a lot of Homecomings were like that. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 Well, in 6th form one day, we re-inacted an episode of Saved By the Bell throughout the whole day. Man, Tuesday's were lolsome. This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyco Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 My school is on the news. http://www.azcentral.com/12news/video/1 ... index.html Scroll down to September 21st and click on "Officers respond to 22 incidents at valley High School." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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