Internet Acceptable Use Policy

[BlueLancer]

I can't believe the amount of people who take this site as real in the comments section... :lol: Ever heard of 'not feeding the troll'?

[Bubsa]

I didn't know it was a spoof, but then again, I didn't know it was a website either :P

[DaN]

I can't believe the amount of people who take this site as real in the comments section... :lol: Ever heard of 'not feeding the troll'?

 

 

 

How do you know the sites joke? unless you reasearch first.

[meol]

It lists Runescape as portraying Pornography and bestiality, as well as politically incorrect content. Pretty much sums it up?

 

 

 

Also, Zonorhc, remember rule 2. And 1 as well.

[rushrock]

I didn't know it was fake either. :oops:

 

 

 

But my comment still stands.

[Riku3220]

it may be fake but this is ultimate win :lol:

[BlueLancer]

I can't believe the amount of people who take this site as real in the comments section... :lol: Ever heard of 'not feeding the troll'?

 

 

 

How do you know the sites joke? unless you reasearch first.

 

 

 

Seriously, why'd I research it? This is as old as the 'lolcat' pictures. I can't believe you guys haven't heard of this before. It's a parody of the "Poe's law":

 

 

 

"Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

 

 

 

And apparently, the "Poe's law" proves itself time after time. :mrgreen:

 

 

 

Several well known sites like The Register have fallen to this hoax, a long time ago though.

 

 

 

Yes indeed, the Net Authority site is a spoof perpetrated by http://www.mikeycomics.com. We could have put stop to the whole thing right then and there, but by this time the emails were flying around as loyal Reg readers rallied to our defence. This proved far too entertaining, and we'll be running the best of the correspondance tommorrow in the Vulture Central Mailbag. In the meantime, here's an example of what can expect when you offend the mighty Reg:

 

 

 

It' also been featured on BBC radio.

[Hydraides]

 

* Pornographic

 

I understand, using the weapon called 'Abyssal Whip' to hit opponents is actually harcore porn and not to be taken lightly.

 

* Hateful

 

It is a fact that every Runescape player hates 'autoers'. I now know i should forgive those people for their sins and i will tell them about the Bible.

 

* Blasphemy

 

I understand... Jagex is trying to make kids become a follower of their devil called Zamorak, thereby making them prefer evil and the devil.

 

* Offensive political

 

There are kings in Runescape... this might make foolish

 

Runescape players believe that a king would be a better choice

 

than our beloved George W. Bush.

 

* Bestiality and interracial relationships

 

I killed many monsters in the fake world of Runescape, only to be wanting more. Killing monsters might have *whispers* turned me on. Close to the village called Lletya, there is a white male working together with a black female. This extremely disgusting content should be removed immediately.

 

-NAOD, i thank you for your eternal wisdom.

 

 

 

 

 

 

LAWL

[Ginger_Warrior]

Net Authority is a parody web site created in 2001 by Rudis Muiznieks which pretends to be a Christian Internet censorship site for recording and tracking other web sites containing offensive content. Net Authority includes the "Internet Acceptable Use Policy" which prohibits sites containing pornographic, hateful or blasphemous material and sites containing "bestiality, including interracial relationships". Users may easily submit websites themselves, which will automatically be added to the database, with the exception of Net Authority's own site.

 

 

 

Notable victims of the spoof include The Register in 2001 and The Now Show in 2007.

 

 

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Net_Authority

 

 

 

It may be Wikipedia, but I think it suits the purpose enough...

 

It appears I'm the only one who'd noticed this post. :roll:

[dsavi]

5. Thou shalt not post materials concerning bestiality, including interracial relationships.

 

 

 

God did not intend for different species or races to intermingle sexually. Any content that contradicts this natural law, directly or indirectly, is strictly forbidden.

:( Sad

 

 

 

Very sad. I'm surprised they haven't been shut down already for hate crimes.

[Will H]

Haha, that was good. :lol:

 

 

 

Someone needs to do a 'Net Authority Stripdown' of Runescape, a serious one, and then post an article about it. Not a short summary, it should mention anything which could violate the rules of Net Authority. :pray:

 

 

 

Oh, and someone needs to try to get tip.it on there. Like, uh, NOW.

[BlueLancer]

5. Thou shalt not post materials concerning bestiality, including interracial relationships.

 

 

 

God did not intend for different species or races to intermingle sexually. Any content that contradicts this natural law, directly or indirectly, is strictly forbidden.

:( Sad

 

 

 

Very sad. I'm surprised they haven't been shut down already for hate crimes.

 

 

 

They probably wont be, because... It's a comedy website. But I guess people don't like reading earlier posts on a thread these days 8-)

[mawd_luva]

"Pornography causes sexual thoughts? Heh. You know what causes sexual thoughts? Let's settle this one, once and for all. You know what causes sexual thoughts? Wait for it.

 

 

 

Having a d*ck."

 

 

 

Morons.

 

 

 

EDIT:

 

 

 

Damnit.

 

 

 

or thongs at school with dumb [bleep]ty blondes.

 

 

 

 

 

ot:wow...so my best friend is being bad by dating a chineese person? wow is all i can say..so a non-caucasin is an animal?

[hells_mishap]

^At least try to read the post above your's. :roll:

[Riku3220]

5. Thou shalt not post materials concerning bestiality, including interracial relationships.

 

 

 

God did not intend for different species or races to intermingle sexually. Any content that contradicts this natural law, directly or indirectly, is strictly forbidden.

:( Sad

 

 

 

Very sad. I'm surprised they haven't been shut down already for hate crimes.

 

 

 

interracial = dog and human etc...

[Lenin64]

Haha, that was good. :lol:

 

 

 

Someone needs to do a 'Net Authority Stripdown' of Runescape, a serious one, and then post an article about it. Not a short summary, it should mention anything which could violate the rules of Net Authority. :pray:

 

 

 

Oh, and someone needs to try to get tip.it on there. Like, uh, NOW.

 

yea, with the mess of conflicting political views expressed here everyday, we could skyrocket to the top! Not to mention all the dirty jokes, euphamisms, etc. :thumbsup:

[Bubsa]

or thongs at school with dumb [bleep]ty blondes.

 

Oi! I may be many things, but blonde I am not!

[AThousandLies]

5. Thou shalt not post materials concerning bestiality, including interracial relationships.

 

 

 

God did not intend for different species or races to intermingle sexually. Any content that contradicts this natural law, directly or indirectly, is strictly forbidden.

:( Sad

 

 

 

Very sad. I'm surprised they haven't been shut down already for hate crimes.

 

 

 

interracial = dog and human etc...

 

 

 

To my knowledge, interracial generally means different groups within the same species - they've just applied their own context to it.

[Kashi]

Hahahaha, whooooooa.

 

 

 

This thread reminds me of this thread.

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT:

 

 

 

It's all an elaborate joke.

 

 

 

NetAuthority I mean.

 

 

 

EDIT2:

 

 

 

At least I assume it is. But maybe that's

 

because I have faith in humanity and

 

firmly believe that not even one human

 

on Earth is stupid enough to make this site?

 

 

 

Or if they were, they'd also be too stupid to use the internet ...

 

 

 

 

 

But DAMN you people get outraged easily.

[dsavi]

5. Thou shalt not post materials concerning bestiality, including interracial relationships.

 

 

 

God did not intend for different species or races to intermingle sexually. Any content that contradicts this natural law, directly or indirectly, is strictly forbidden.

:( Sad

 

 

 

Very sad. I'm surprised they haven't been shut down already for hate crimes.

 

 

 

They probably wont be, because... It's a comedy website. But I guess people don't like reading earlier posts on a thread these days 8-)

 

 

 

BOY HOWDY, what a joke! They should be rolling in the aisles!

 

 

interracial = dog and human etc...

 

 

 

No, that's interspecies.

[Lenin64]

5. Thou shalt not post materials concerning bestiality, including interracial relationships.

 

 

 

God did not intend for different species or races to intermingle sexually. Any content that contradicts this natural law, directly or indirectly, is strictly forbidden.

:( Sad

 

 

 

Very sad. I'm surprised they haven't been shut down already for hate crimes.

 

 

 

They probably wont be, because... It's a comedy website. But I guess people don't like reading earlier posts on a thread these days 8-)

 

 

 

BOY HOWDY, what a joke! They should be rolling in the aisles!

 

I laughed.

[Wisp]

Haha. Runescape is listed. This was the funniest response to that [hide]* Pornographic

 

I understand, using the weapon called 'Abyssal Whip' to hit opponents is actually harcore porn and not to be taken lightly.

 

* Hateful

 

It is a fact that every Runescape player hates 'autoers'. I now know i should forgive those people for their sins and i will tell them about the Bible.

 

* Blasphemy

 

I understand... Jagex is trying to make kids become a follower of their devil called Zamorak, thereby making them prefer evil and the devil.

 

* Offensive political

 

There are kings in Runescape... this might make foolish

 

Runescape players believe that a king would be a better choice

 

than our beloved George W. Bush.

 

* Bestiality and interracial relationships

 

I killed many monsters in the fake world of Runescape, only to be wanting more. Killing monsters might have *whispers* turned me on. Close to the village called Lletya, there is a white male working together with a black female. This extremely disgusting content should be removed immediately.

 

-NAOD, i thank you for your eternal wisdom.[/hide]

 

 

 

Anyway, look up practically any interesting site, and it's blocked. GOOGLE IS BLOCKED! aol is blocked, msn is blocked, fox is blocked. Here is a quote about how to report violations :

 

[hide]Example #1: Baby Photos Website. Everybody loves looking at babies! A baby photo website with pictures of babies from all over the world would be a wonderful attraction. There is, however, a common misconception that portraying infants in the nude is an acceptable practice, since the genitalia is not yet well-formed enough to be considered profane. This is far from the case! You and I may not get impure thoughts from looking at innocent babies, but there are perverts out there who do! By providing pictures of babies at all, and especially in the nude, this fictional website would only be fueling these perverts' desires and making society a more dangerous place to live in. This website should certainly be added to our database as a pornography offender.

 

 

 

Example #2: Children's Dinosaur Stories. You might think that a site that contains stories about dinosaurs for children would be innocentÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Ã

[purfishx]

^ Lmao, the Runescape one was funny.

[Lenin64]

If you read the bible (you should, it's great!) you know that dinosaurs never actually existed, and that God put those fossils and bones there to test our faith in Him.

 

So that's the new story on that, hm? Or was that made up by the site?

 

 

 

But lol at abyssal whip and Lletya thing... #-o =D>