Posting information or content in any form on the Internet constitutes acceptance of and agreement to the Net Authority Internet Acceptable Use Policy.

 

 

 

1. Thou shalt not post pornographic material.

 

 

 

There is a common misconception that pornography is limited purely to images or textual descriptions of an explicit sexual nature. This is not the case. Anything that can evoke impure thoughts in the mind of the beholder is pornographic.

 

2. Thou shalt not post hateful material.

 

 

 

Any material that promotes or inspires hatred or violence towards any other person or group of people is strictly forbidden.

 

3. Thou shalt not post blasphemous material.

 

 

 

Any material that would lead one astray from the righteous path of the one true God must not be permitted on the Internet. These days children are gaining access to the Internet at younger and younger agesÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Ã

Haha! Pornography on the New England Patriots website, probably the cheerleader gallery :P

5. Thou shalt not post materials concerning bestiality, including interracial relationships.

 

 

 

God did not intend for different species or races to intermingle sexually. Any content that contradicts this natural law, directly or indirectly, is strictly forbidden.

:( Sad

I found that site because my webhost got listed.

 

 

 

m thinking I should probably report my own sites to them an put one of their stupid badges on my site as a medal of honor unfortunatly these people are too easy to offend so its not really worth bothering.

TIF breaks 2 and 3 on occasions. Especially on OT. Though I'm glad to see TIF have taken measures to stop these occurrences by the banning of Tigra.

 

 

 

May Net Authority take strong action against such disregard of their rules. :P

Why doesn't their own website have the "offender" banner on their site for bad language?

Why doesn't their own website have the "offender" banner on their site for bad language?

 

pmg that was offensive, put this in your signature now or ill kill you :lol:

 

LOL at interaccial relationships are bad in the eyes of God, is that true?

Net Authority is a parody web site created in 2001 by Rudis Muiznieks which pretends to be a Christian Internet censorship site for recording and tracking other web sites containing offensive content. Net Authority includes the "Internet Acceptable Use Policy" which prohibits sites containing pornographic, hateful or blasphemous material and sites containing "bestiality, including interracial relationships". Users may easily submit websites themselves, which will automatically be added to the database, with the exception of Net Authority's own site.

 

 

 

Notable victims of the spoof include The Register in 2001 and The Now Show in 2007.

 

 

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Net_Authority

 

 

 

It may be Wikipedia, but I think it suits the purpose enough...

LOL at interaccial relationships are bad in the eyes of God, is that true?

 

You're kidding?

 

Posting information or content in any form on the Internet constitutes acceptance of and agreement to the Net Authority Internet Acceptable Use Policy.

 

 

 

1. Thou shalt not post pornographic material.

 

 

 

There is a common misconception that pornography is limited purely to images or textual descriptions of an explicit sexual nature. This is not the case. Anything that can evoke impure thoughts in the mind of the beholder is pornographic.

 

2. Thou shalt not post hateful material.

 

 

 

Any material that promotes or inspires hatred or violence towards any other person or group of people is strictly forbidden.

 

3. Thou shalt not post blasphemous material.

 

 

 

Any material that would lead one astray from the righteous path of the one true God must not be permitted on the Internet. These days children are gaining access to the Internet at younger and younger agesÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Ã

LOL at interaccial relationships are bad in the eyes of God, is that true?

 

You're kidding?

 

 

 

...Yes, I was joking. :anxious:

Lol. You guys are real religious. There's nothing to do about crap like this than to laugh at it and hope the people who thought it up will get theirs.

 

5. Thou shalt not post materials concerning bestiality, including interracial relationships.

 

 

 

 

Was putting bestiality and interracial relationships on the same level necessary?

 

 

 

Read between the lines, they think that other races are "animals" or "not human."

 

 

 

4. Thou shalt not post materials of an offensive political nature.

 

 

 

I'm guessing that means everythign that isn't aligned with White-Conservative-Evangelical Christian philosophies?

Not funny.

5. Thou shalt not post materials concerning bestiality, including interracial relationships.

 

 

 

God did not intend for different species or races to intermingle sexually. Any content that contradicts this natural law, directly or indirectly, is strictly forbidden.

:( Sad

 

 

 

I think they meant interracial to mean between species. After all, we are the Human Race. If they meant color, they would have said ethnic.

Or, being a parody website, they put races as in "ethnics", in order to arouse the indignation of the naive reader. :

5. Thou shalt not post materials concerning bestiality, including interracial relationships.

 

 

 

God did not intend for different species or races to intermingle sexually. Any content that contradicts this natural law, directly or indirectly, is strictly forbidden.

:( Sad

 

 

 

I think they meant interracial to mean between species. After all, we are the Human Race. If they meant color, they would have said ethnic.

 

But it says for different species or races. If they were meant as the same, they would have only said one. So...the point of this whole thing is what now? And Tigra was banned? When? Why? Where do you guys find this stuff out, seriously, I always hear from a post commenting on, "since he/she was banned...". :wall: And is this what Lionhart was referring to in the "OMG SHUT UP!!" thread?

4chan definitely destroyed that list :lol:

 

 

 

And is this what Lionhart was referring to in the "OMG SHUT UP!!" thread?

 

 

 

Funny thing, I was reading this, then I came across 'Lionheart'. I had to take a double take on that. Then I read every user who posted, and figured you were talking about me. No this is not the list, I can give you 'the' list if you wish for it, just pm me :D

"Pornography causes sexual thoughts? Heh. You know what causes sexual thoughts? Let's settle this one, once and for all. You know what causes sexual thoughts? Wait for it.

 

 

 

Having a d*ck."

 

 

 

Morons.

 

 

 

EDIT:

 

 

 

Damnit.

Post them a link to /b/ so their minds short out and die from moral overload.

Hahaha, omg. I cannot stop laughing. Lol.

 

 

 

Guys, read the comments on this one. Some guy acts like he is Jesus.

 

 

 

http://www.netauthority.org/offenders/5701.shtml

Anyone happen to notice RuneScape on there on the second page of it listed as "Most Comments"?

 

 

 

 

 

Listed:

 

 

 

http://www.netauthority.org/browse/view_1_1.html

 

 

 

RuneScape:

 

 

 

http://www.netauthority.org/offenders/904.shtml

 

 

 

Reasons why it is on there:

 

 

 

* Pornographic material

 

* Hateful material

 

* Blasphemy

 

* Offensive political material

 

* Bestiality and/or interracial relationships

Net Authority is a parody web site created in 2001 by Rudis Muiznieks which pretends to be a Christian Internet censorship site for recording and tracking other web sites containing offensive content. Net Authority includes the "Internet Acceptable Use Policy" which prohibits sites containing pornographic, hateful or blasphemous material and sites containing "bestiality, including interracial relationships". Users may easily submit websites themselves, which will automatically be added to the database, with the exception of Net Authority's own site.

 

 

 

Notable victims of the spoof include The Register in 2001 and The Now Show in 2007.

 

 

 

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/06/21 ... hemy_hoax/

Anyone happen to notice RuneScape on there on the second page of it listed as "Most Comments"?

 

 

 

 

 

Listed:

 

 

 

http://www.netauthority.org/browse/view_1_1.html

 

 

 

RuneScape:

 

 

 

http://www.netauthority.org/offenders/904.shtml

 

 

 

Reasons why it is on there:

 

 

 

* Pornographic material

 

* Hateful material

 

* Blasphemy

 

* Offensive political material

 

* Bestiality and/or interracial relationships

 

 

 

 

 

If the above were true, Jagex would either be sued into the ground or be the single most popular company ever. :XD: