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Well not all of us have access to a gun. I've said it many times. The method doesn't matter as long as it works.

 

 

 

True, hmm Im wondering if a good wrench is any use in the smash in skull department.

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It would work, but not as well as say, a hammer.

 

With a wrench, the point of impact is a lot more spread out, meaning less force gets put onto the skull in any specific place, meaning you need to put more energy behind it to crack the skull.

 

With a hammer, or crowbar, the point of impact is fairly small (the like 1.5/1" hammer head, or the tip of the crowbar), meaning more force is being applied to the area where the weapon hits.

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1) Do you honestly think you can handle killing?

 

Yes, easily. No remorse when my own survival is at stake.

 

2) Do you think it would change you as a person?

 

Probably not. I'm already quite a cynical and pessimistic person as it is.

 

3) Would you think you'd go insane and start a cult with free love? (haha, had to ask that)

 

Possibly :lol:

 

4) Do you consider a smaller group to be an advantage?

 

Depends on the number, any more than 6-7 is pushing it when moving around a lot.

 

5) Do you have any problems with killing an infected teammate, knowing it saves their pride by not turning into one of "them"?

 

No problems with it.

 

6) Can you be able to leave people behind if you cannot save them?

 

Yes.

 

7) Assuming that "they" work on the basis of sound, then scent, then sight, would you be willing to walk in socks/barefoot to be silent?

 

Special slippers. I have them ::'

 

8) Do you consider a smaller group (less than 10) to be an advantage?

 

Generally, yes, when the time comes to build permentant fortifications, no, a larger group is good then

 

9) A man driven to insanity is about to rape someone, he has had to kill his family, do you wound him and leave him for them to find, or do you kill him?

 

Kill him. If he became a zombie, he would just be another enemy.

 

10) You have found a place with other survivors, a leader is struggling, do you give them a handgun, and enough ammo to kill everyone to keep order? The leader then struggles to stop someone raping another, do you kill the person, or merely choke them?

 

Make our group take charge, and beat them all into order until they will obey.

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I think I'll kill my zombies by scalping them and crushing their skulls with my boots. Just so I could savor the expression. Then I'd take pictures. LiveJournal would never believe it.

 

There would be no expression. Just kill it, no fancy tricks.

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I think I'll kill my zombies by scalping them and crushing their skulls with my boots. Just so I could savor the expression. Then I'd take pictures. LiveJournal would never believe it.

 

There would be no expression. Just kill it, no fancy tricks.

 

Spoken by someone who has never scalped a zombie.

 

You're our suicider then?

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I think I'll kill my zombies by scalping them and crushing their skulls with my boots. Just so I could savor the expression. Then I'd take pictures. LiveJournal would never believe it.

 

There would be no expression. Just kill it, no fancy tricks.

 

Spoken by someone who has never scalped a zombie.

 

You're our suicider then?

 

Depends, do suiciders get to scalp things?

 

More like, "thing". Singular. Because by the time you finish with one you will be devoured.

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I think I'll kill my zombies by scalping them and crushing their skulls with my boots. Just so I could savor the expression. Then I'd take pictures. LiveJournal would never believe it.

 

There would be no expression. Just kill it, no fancy tricks.

 

Spoken by someone who has never scalped a zombie.

 

You're our suicider then?

 

Depends, do suiciders get to scalp things?

 

More like, "thing". Singular. Because by the time you finish with one you will be devoured.

 

Well played, Lenin.

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Back on topic. Bear traps would be effective in immobilizing zombies.

 

Razor wire.

 

Depends. Hundreds of zombies would tear down razor wire in minutes, but a field of bear traps... :thumbup:

 

 

 

And once I trap them I can scalp them.

 

Razor wire would work better. Bear traps may tear a zombies leg off completly but they will still keep moving. Razor wire will weaken their muscles to prove less of a threat when grabbed.

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If we're looking at zombies with bodily decay, then depending on how long it's been a zombie the bear trap ould simply sever the foot and the zombie would keep coming. Crawling at this point, but still a mild threat. And then the trap is wasted unless we have people out there resetting them. If they're fully healthy zombies, a bear trap would indeed trap them.

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I cant think of the name but wouldnt large pits filled with sharpened sticks function better then a beartrap? The [bleep]es will damage the leg muscles and the fact its a pit means it will hold however many zombies fit in it.

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I cant think of the name but wouldnt large pits filled with sharpened sticks function better then a beartrap? The [bleep]es will damage the leg muscles and the fact its a pit means it will hold however many zombies fit in it.

 

 

 

You might be thinking of Punji sticks in a trap.

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I cant think of the name but wouldnt large pits filled with sharpened sticks function better then a beartrap? The [bleep]es will damage the leg muscles and the fact its a pit means it will hold however many zombies fit in it.

 

 

 

You might be thinking of Punji sticks in a trap.

 

 

 

I can't see it working, eventually it fills if we don't clear it out often, and in the case of being surrounded by a lot of zombies, it'd be useless once it fills.

 

 

 

That and it requires a lot of work which would be better used building other defences and shelter.

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Well, any defence will be useless once it's been destroyed. So that's not really a valid argument. Pitfalls are more viable an option than a field of bear traps, that's for sure.

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Want to know what I suggest? Pitfalls dug as deep as we possibly can get them, then connect the bottoms of the pitfalls to make room for more zombies. Just leave them down there. we can periodically torch the bodies. Might be a good idea to make a good ladder to be able to get up and down there, too. Zombies, according to the ZSG, can't climb very high on a ladder, right? That shouldn't be a problem as long as we keep the zombie population in the holes low. Sound good?

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Zombies will climb a ladder, depending on the angle.

 

Anything over 65 degrees and we're fine.

 

 

 

A field of razor wire + punji pits.

 

Along with a way to ignite the pits to destroy the zombies completely.

 

I suggest flaming arrows.

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Mines too maybe?

 

Don't want your best zombie hunters getting their hands or feet blown off, do you?

 

...Maybe Sworddude. It'd stop him team killing.

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Zombies will climb a ladder, depending on the angle.

 

Anything over 65 degrees and we're fine.

 

 

 

A field of razor wire + punji pits.

 

Along with a way to ignite the pits to destroy the zombies completely.

 

I suggest flaming arrows.

 

Remember, I've got a flamethrower. :D

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Zombies will climb a ladder, depending on the angle.

 

Anything over 65 degrees and we're fine.

 

 

 

A field of razor wire + punji pits.

 

Along with a way to ignite the pits to destroy the zombies completely.

 

I suggest flaming arrows.

 

Remember, I've got a flamethrower. :D

 

Too close range, if you plan to stand on our fortifications and fire, you may set us alight too.

 

And that would be bad. Of course, if we have metal fortifications, by all means, go zombie barbeque on their [wagon].

 

 

 

Also, Sworddude, remember to kill in the direction opposite us.

 

 

 

Another idea: Electrified katana.

 

Attach 3-5 tazers to said katana, and then you will either disable the zombie, or simply kill it on contact.

 

 

 

Possibly a viable idea?

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Mines too maybe?

 

Don't want your best zombie hunters getting their hands or feet blown off, do you?

 

...Maybe Sworddude. It'd stop him team killing.

 

 

 

Ahem...

 

 

 

Either way, mines would serve to attract more, and electricty doesn't really affect zombies, does it not?

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Who need all that when you can simply funnel them into an area single file or so, put some obstacles on the way to slow them a little and pick them off one by one. Or light them on fire and back away.

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Mines too maybe?

 

Don't want your best zombie hunters getting their hands or feet blown off, do you?

 

...Maybe Sworddude. It'd stop him team killing.

 

 

 

Ahem...

 

 

 

Either way, mines would serve to attract more, and electricty doesn't really affect zombies, does it not?

 

Its supposed to be roughly half as effective on zombies as it is on humans, this is why I suggested multiple tazers instead of just one.

 

 

 

Also, Skull, which is worse, an army of zombies limping towards you, or an army of zombies limping towards you on fire.

 

Just use normal guns, flamethrowers have very few uses, unless you are on a tower or something.

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