Furah Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 So just had an idea. Instead of gladiator fights why don't we have crucifictions? It'll be just like passion of the christ just zombieified. Better yet, lets crucify Mel Gibson. :twisted: Gladiator fights means we can unleash Zombie after Zombie until they are infected, giving us true reason to kill them, or add them to the stockpile. We could keep records. If someone survives 5, then they are clearly capable. Though we can kill Mel Gibson execution style. If they last a week then they should have to kill a horde using a sledgehammer to bargain for something. Steam | PM me for BBM PIN Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013. PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathdrow Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 What happens if you throw nets on zombies to tangle them up? Because this would just be another reason for me to get a net gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furah Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 What happens if you throw nets on zombies to tangle them up? Because this would just be another reason for me to get a net gun. Ignore it and continue on, with increased difficulty, but continuing none the less. Steam | PM me for BBM PIN Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013. PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmmcannibalism Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 What happens if you throw nets on zombies to tangle them up? Because this would just be another reason for me to get a net gun. You have one less net that could potentially be reworked to be used as a fishing tool. Orthodoxy is unconciousnessthe only ones who should kill are those who are prepared to be killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
War_Eagle777 Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Why couldn't we get on a boat and sail far enough away shore zombies drown before they get there. If it had solar power, desalinization, and fishing nets it would be possible to hold out for a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Why couldn't we get on a boat and sail far enough away shore zombies drown before they get there. If it had solar power, desalinization, and fishing nets it would be possible to hold out for a long time. Zombies can walk along the bottom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Why couldn't we get on a boat and sail far enough away shore zombies drown before they get there. If it had solar power, desalinization, and fishing nets it would be possible to hold out for a long time. Zombies can walk along the bottom. So they suddenly have weights attached to their feet? A normal human can't even walk along the bottom, and with any sort of decay/bloating with gases after death a zombie is only going to get less dense. It will float, and probably not swim. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Why couldn't we get on a boat and sail far enough away shore zombies drown before they get there. If it had solar power, desalinization, and fishing nets it would be possible to hold out for a long time. Zombies can walk along the bottom. So they suddenly have weights attached to their feet? A normal human can't even walk along the bottom, and with any sort of decay/bloating with gases after death a zombie is only going to get less dense. It will float, and probably not swim. Actually I think normal people don't float because they have oxygenated blood? Or maybe I'm an idiot? But I think the ZSG mentions zombies walking along the bottom. Well, a normal corpse will still float, I think. They get real bloated with gas under water. I don't know how zombification will effect that, if it will, but even if the zombie desn't float, it probably won't be able to physically walk along the bottom of the ocean. In deep water, there's the pressure issue, as well as current (does current exist at the bottom?). Not like the zombie suddenly has lead boots to walk along. Plus, even if they can, so what? If they're unintelligent, they won't have any desire to. They'll lose the scent underwater, especially at the bottom of the ocean, no matter what.Escaped prisoners used to run across rivers and streams so that chasing dogs would lose the scent. I think that was disproved on Mythbusters, but only for a small stream. So the zombie would then be underwater, lost, and fishfood. Then we might get zombie fish, but that's an entirely different issue. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 So an island may well be the safest spot? I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmmcannibalism Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Why couldn't we get on a boat and sail far enough away shore zombies drown before they get there. If it had solar power, desalinization, and fishing nets it would be possible to hold out for a long time. Zombies can walk along the bottom. So they suddenly have weights attached to their feet? A normal human can't even walk along the bottom, and with any sort of decay/bloating with gases after death a zombie is only going to get less dense. It will float, and probably not swim. Actually I think normal people don't float because they have oxygenated blood? Or maybe I'm an idiot? But I think the ZSG mentions zombies walking along the bottom. Well, a normal corpse will still float, I think. They get real bloated with gas under water. I don't know how zombification will effect that, if it will, but even if the zombie desn't float, it probably won't be able to physically walk along the bottom of the ocean. In deep water, there's the pressure issue, as well as current (does current exist at the bottom?). Not like the zombie suddenly has lead boots to walk along. Plus, even if they can, so what? If they're unintelligent, they won't have any desire to. They'll lose the scent underwater, especially at the bottom of the ocean, no matter what.Escaped prisoners used to run across rivers and streams so that chasing dogs would lose the scent. I think that was disproved on Mythbusters, but only for a small stream. So the zombie would then be underwater, lost, and fishfood. Then we might get zombie fish, but that's an entirely different issue. Humans bloat because of bacteria that are eating the body putting off gas, zombies will sink to the point a human body would naturally. Of course, water currents will probably kill a zombie quicker as the loose flesh will be washed away exposing the muscles and other important parts. Also, there is nearly 0 current at the very bottom of deep parts of the ocean, but at that point the zombie would be crushed to nothing a few times over. Orthodoxy is unconciousnessthe only ones who should kill are those who are prepared to be killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 So we're in agreement, then: zombies can't walk across the bottom of the ocean to an island. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmmcannibalism Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 So we're in agreement, then: zombies can't walk across the bottom of the ocean to an island. no way for them to walk to an island out in the middle of the water So an island is a decent choice; as long as it has a source of food and water. Actually I bet there are a few islands in the Mississippi river that would be decent; current is going to wash almost all the zombies past functioning like a deep water island. Orthodoxy is unconciousnessthe only ones who should kill are those who are prepared to be killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfBoy989 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 [hide=]Why couldn't we get on a boat and sail far enough away shore zombies drown before they get there. If it had solar power, desalinization, and fishing nets it would be possible to hold out for a long time. Zombies can walk along the bottom. So they suddenly have weights attached to their feet? A normal human can't even walk along the bottom, and with any sort of decay/bloating with gases after death a zombie is only going to get less dense. It will float, and probably not swim. Actually I think normal people don't float because they have oxygenated blood? Or maybe I'm an idiot? But I think the ZSG mentions zombies walking along the bottom. Well, a normal corpse will still float, I think. They get real bloated with gas under water. I don't know how zombification will effect that, if it will, but even if the zombie desn't float, it probably won't be able to physically walk along the bottom of the ocean. In deep water, there's the pressure issue, as well as current (does current exist at the bottom?). Not like the zombie suddenly has lead boots to walk along. Plus, even if they can, so what? If they're unintelligent, they won't have any desire to. They'll lose the scent underwater, especially at the bottom of the ocean, no matter what.Escaped prisoners used to run across rivers and streams so that chasing dogs would lose the scent. I think that was disproved on Mythbusters, but only for a small stream. So the zombie would then be underwater, lost, and fishfood. Then we might get zombie fish, but that's an entirely different issue. Humans bloat because of bacteria that are eating the body putting off gas, zombies will sink to the point a human body would naturally. Of course, water currents will probably kill a zombie quicker as the loose flesh will be washed away exposing the muscles and other important parts. Also, there is nearly 0 current at the very bottom of deep parts of the ocean, but at that point the zombie would be crushed to nothing a few times over.[/hide] The problem here being that zombies repel bacteria (right?) so they wouldn't bloat and they technically could walk on the bottom of a river or lake... [hide=]"If that dude over there throws that brick, I'll jump behind that trash can and hide" For example.Just like that XKCD comic, if anybody has seen it.A trash can has only a single exit and zero maneuverability within. Plus, you're wide open to an aerial attack and with no place to move around... Ross said behind the trash can, not in it. :wall: Did... Did Lenin just get owned by a guy with 29 posts?The apocalypse is here my friends. :ohnoes:[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 [hide=]Why couldn't we get on a boat and sail far enough away shore zombies drown before they get there. If it had solar power, desalinization, and fishing nets it would be possible to hold out for a long time. Zombies can walk along the bottom. So they suddenly have weights attached to their feet? A normal human can't even walk along the bottom, and with any sort of decay/bloating with gases after death a zombie is only going to get less dense. It will float, and probably not swim. Actually I think normal people don't float because they have oxygenated blood? Or maybe I'm an idiot? But I think the ZSG mentions zombies walking along the bottom. Well, a normal corpse will still float, I think. They get real bloated with gas under water. I don't know how zombification will effect that, if it will, but even if the zombie desn't float, it probably won't be able to physically walk along the bottom of the ocean. In deep water, there's the pressure issue, as well as current (does current exist at the bottom?). Not like the zombie suddenly has lead boots to walk along. Plus, even if they can, so what? If they're unintelligent, they won't have any desire to. They'll lose the scent underwater, especially at the bottom of the ocean, no matter what.Escaped prisoners used to run across rivers and streams so that chasing dogs would lose the scent. I think that was disproved on Mythbusters, but only for a small stream. So the zombie would then be underwater, lost, and fishfood. Then we might get zombie fish, but that's an entirely different issue. Humans bloat because of bacteria that are eating the body putting off gas, zombies will sink to the point a human body would naturally. Of course, water currents will probably kill a zombie quicker as the loose flesh will be washed away exposing the muscles and other important parts. Also, there is nearly 0 current at the very bottom of deep parts of the ocean, but at that point the zombie would be crushed to nothing a few times over.[/hide] The problem here being that zombies repel bacteria (right?) so they wouldn't bloat and they technically could walk on the bottom of a river or lake... zombies will be light (like normal humans) so unless they have something weighing them down they would float. A combination of pressure and current would destroy them before they got there though. Other than that they would lose the scent and have nothing to follow. So even if zombies can survive in water there are low chances they'd reach you. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmmcannibalism Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 The problem here being that zombies repel bacteria (right?) so they wouldn't bloat and they technically could walk on the bottom of a river or lake... Heres the thing though, have you ever tried walking in 5 feet of water? If a zombie which has nearly no coordination tries to walk across the bottom of a river or ocean its going to slip and be pushed miles and miles downstream by the current; in fact it might be advisable to draw zombies into the river as it would probably kill them. Orthodoxy is unconciousnessthe only ones who should kill are those who are prepared to be killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 The problem here being that zombies repel bacteria (right?) so they wouldn't bloat and they technically could walk on the bottom of a river or lake... Heres the thing though, have you ever tried walking in 5 feet of water? If a zombie which has nearly no coordination tries to walk across the bottom of a river or ocean its going to slip and be pushed miles and miles downstream by the current; in fact it might be advisable to draw zombies into the river as it would probably kill them. Put a zombie in a barrel, then push downstream to the Niagra Falls. Lets see if it lives. :thumbup: "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDawn Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 The problem here being that zombies repel bacteria (right?) so they wouldn't bloat and they technically could walk on the bottom of a river or lake... Heres the thing though, have you ever tried walking in 5 feet of water? If a zombie which has nearly no coordination tries to walk across the bottom of a river or ocean its going to slip and be pushed miles and miles downstream by the current; in fact it might be advisable to draw zombies into the river as it would probably kill them. Put a zombie in a barrel, then push downstream the the Niagra Falls. Lets see if it lives. :thumbup: Make it better, punch [bleep]es into the barrel, then use a troll instead of a zombie. That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Are you suggesting that I'm trolling? "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDawn Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Are you suggesting that I'm trolling? No no, just suggesting a troll might make things more fun. Zombies don't feel pain. That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Are you suggesting that I'm trolling? No no, just suggesting a troll might make things more fun. Zombies don't feel pain. And trolls do? Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDawn Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Are you suggesting that I'm trolling? No no, just suggesting a troll might make things more fun. Zombies don't feel pain. And trolls do? Touche'. That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furah Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Are you suggesting that I'm trolling? No no, just suggesting a troll might make things more fun. Zombies don't feel pain. And trolls do? Only one way to find out. *grabs a barrel and a RSOF user* Steam | PM me for BBM PIN Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013. PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Are you suggesting that I'm trolling? No no, just suggesting a troll might make things more fun. Zombies don't feel pain. And trolls do? Only one way to find out. *grabs a barrel and a RSOF user* Well played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
22pepsi22 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Just grab flamethrowers or something highly corrosive. Destroy the Zombie in such a way that it stops actually being a Zombie rather than a pile of debris and problem solved. :P But, to answer the "worst case scenario Zombie" well. Resident Evil style I'd believe. How else do they keep making the game series? That's one tough Zombie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Just grab flamethrowers or something highly corrosive. Destroy the Zombie in such a way that it stops actually being a Zombie rather than a pile of debris and problem solved. :P Trust me, bro. I went on for 3 pages like this. They don't respond to reason, and you didn't even supply any. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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