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What's so great about Chuck Norris anyways? People are always referring to him, and the only thing I remember about him is that he starred on Walker Texas Ranger :-k

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lol always get a smirk out of these...

 

 

 

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

 

 

 

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.

 

 

 

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

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Is the OP serious?

 

 

 

I mean, Chuck Norris is cool and all -- but those jokes of his the OP posted are some off the stupidest I have ever heard.

 

 

 

 

 

True story here : Chuck Norris would not play runescape, lol.

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Is the OP serious?

 

 

 

I mean, Chuck Norris is cool and all -- but those jokes of his the OP posted are some off the stupidest I have ever heard.

 

 

 

 

 

True story here : Chuck Norris would not play runescape, lol.

 

 

 

Because Chuck Norris would put Andrew in a headlock for such horrible updates. It's liability issues. Andrew can't have Chuck Norris play for his own health.

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Is the OP serious?

 

 

 

I mean, Chuck Norris is cool and all -- but those jokes of his the OP posted are some off the stupidest I have ever heard.

 

 

 

 

 

True story here : Chuck Norris would not play runescape, lol.

 

 

 

Because Chuck Norris would put Andrew in a headlock for such horrible updates. It's liability issues. Andrew can't have Chuck Norris play for his own health.

 

 

 

I'd estimate that the point flew about 500 feet wide of your left ear.

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Two from my friend. I thought they was funny.

 

 

 

Chuck Norris entered a resturaunt, and after 2 minutes the waiter asked him what he'd be having. Chuck replied with "Souls" then suddenly all the chef's in the kitchen hung themselves. :-s

 

 

 

If you insulted Chuck Norris, he'd roundhouse kick you in the back of the face. Yes. He is the only person who can roundhouse kick you in the back of your face.

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