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Funny things to do at the mall, shopping or public areas

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Ever do anything funny with your friends in a public place? I always like the non-harmful ... kind of funny stuff.

 

 

 

I can only think of 2 things:

 

 

 

-I went to godiva to buy a box of xhoxolates for someone for christmas and I payed in $60 in quarters

 

 

 

-I was accidentally wearing alot of metal the day I went to the car show, and I had alot of trouble going thru secruity, I had a belt, rings, my gold medal of michael the archangel, I had my friend's metal clips in my pocket, my inhaler, a couple of bottle caps and more.

 

 

 

You should have seen the look on the cashier's and secruity guy's faces.

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-I went to godiva to buy a box of xhoxolates for someone for christmas and I payed in $60 in quarters

 

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That's wayyy to much work, just to see someone's face. I would have pulled out the quarters, then after seeing their faces, I'd pull out my credit card.

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we had a day when we decided that everything we could pick up would instantaneously become, a wig. and you had to wear it.

 

yeah, sounds simple and boring but hilarity ensued :mrgreen:

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we had a day when we decided that everything we could pick up would instantaneously become, a wig. and you had to wear it.

 

yeah, sounds simple and boring but hilarity ensued :mrgreen:

 

 

 

I can imagine.

 

 

 

My dad told me that people he knew in middle school would get a one-dollar bill and some dog crap. They would literally stick the dollar over the crap on the floor, mush it around, and run somewhere to watch somebody pick it up.

 

 

 

I want to try that once.

 

 

 

Disgusting... :-X

I don't know, but I've always wanted to pose as a mannequin and scare random people shopping :P

 

(Don't know how well it would work, though =( )

Drunken capture the flag with ~50 stupid teens. :-k

Stumble around a classy restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

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-I went to godiva to buy a box of xhoxolates for someone for christmas and I payed in $60 in quarters.

 

 

 

 

 

I gotta try that one.

 

 

 

 

 

A couple days ago I went to the bank and got $5 in pennies than later that day I went to the mall with a bucket full of the pennies and I ran through the mall and tripped and the pennies scattered everywhere and I cursed my heart out and everyone started freaking out and even some people started taking some pennies.

 

 

 

I also love to go to Abercrombie or any store that has music playing loudly and dance around till I get asked to leave.

 

 

 

I used to get a little water gun and I would shoot people with water in their crotch area.

 

 

 

There was this hat store and they had signs all over the place that said dont touch the hats or dont take pictures with the hats, so I would run in the store and wear a hat, take a picture with it, put the hat back and run.

 

 

 

At this record store they were selling 7ft cardboard cut-outs of Scarface for only $5 each so me and a couple buddies put in cash and bought 20 of the cut-outs, then we set them up in random places at the mall and proceded to make out with them, charge for pictures, dance with them in Abercrombie, etc.

 

 

 

I would buy stinkbombs then just drop them in different stores and watch peoples reactions when they would smell them.

 

 

 

I superglue quarters to the ground and watch people try to pick them up.

 

 

 

So yea I do alot of stupid stuff at the mall.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fun with Scarface

 

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^lol

 

 

 

I just remembered, after my 8th grade play we went to friendly's but most of us were still in costume, including me and I was a fat guy with slicked hair and white and black strip suit and I went around saying lines from the play bribing people with the prop coins :P.

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Run around in the mall doing in exercises while making sure to stop near the busiest place in the mall, lay down on the bench, and proceed to do curl ups on the bench while shouting "Bring back the 70's!".

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1. phonetag in walmart

 

 

 

2. making faces at the cameras

 

 

 

3. test riding bikes

 

 

 

4. playing a game of pool

 

 

 

5. bringing in a pizza and eating it

 

 

 

6. playing a prize grabber and dropping the prizes in random places

 

 

 

7. hiding behind piles of boxes

 

 

 

8. running around with masks in the halloween isle

 

 

 

9. trying to play the video games they have on display and make a huge scene when we die/lose.

 

 

 

10. following random people around the store untill they'd turn around and stare at us. then we'd stare at them and proceed following them.

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I also love to go to Abercrombie or any store that has music playing loudly and dance around till I get asked to leave.

 

 

 

 

Or walk in there shirtless and start talking to the greeter dude that stands in the door XD

Scream like a buffalo.

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-I went to godiva to buy a box of xhoxolates for someone for christmas and I payed in $60 in quarters.

 

 

 

 

 

I gotta try that one.

 

 

 

 

 

A couple days ago I went to the bank and got $5 in pennies than later that day I went to the mall with a bucket full of the pennies and I ran through the mall and tripped and the pennies scattered everywhere and I cursed my heart out and everyone started freaking out and even some people started taking some pennies.

 

 

 

I also love to go to Abercrombie or any store that has music playing loudly and dance around till I get asked to leave.

 

 

 

I used to get a little water gun and I would shoot people with water in their crotch area.

 

 

 

There was this hat store and they had signs all over the place that said dont touch the hats or dont take pictures with the hats, so I would run in the store and wear a hat, take a picture with it, put the hat back and run.

 

 

 

At this record store they were selling 7ft cardboard cut-outs of Scarface for only $5 each so me and a couple buddies put in cash and bought 20 of the cut-outs, then we set them up in random places at the mall and proceded to make out with them, charge for pictures, dance with them in Abercrombie, etc.

 

 

 

I would buy stinkbombs then just drop them in different stores and watch peoples reactions when they would smell them.

 

 

 

I superglue quarters to the ground and watch people try to pick them up.

 

 

 

So yea I do alot of stupid stuff at the mall.[/hide]

 

So what you're trying to say is you're a 13 year old [puncture] right?

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I don't know, but I've always wanted to pose as a mannequin and scare random people shopping :P

 

(Don't know how well it would work, though =( )

 

 

 

My brother used to do that. You have to be able to stand really still, not blink, and keep the same look on your face. :P It was always fun to see him scare people. But, I could never do it.

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It's always alot of fun to make a huge deal out of something small, or have someone trip you on purpose then yell out really loud as you're falling to gather attention. Then you run out crying, maybe yelling something like "OMG my mom's going to KILL me!".

 

 

 

And in a Wal-Mart parking lot, get two of the kids carts (with the small seats in front), have someone be the driver and someone be the gunner and re-enact a Halo battle (carts are the warthogs).

 

 

 

Go into the dollar store and keep asking the clerk the price of different things throughout the store.

 

 

 

And one thing that requires alot of bravery, but can be really funny, is to go up to a random person, turn around, and bend over to "tie your shoe" right in front of them. And I mean RIGHT in front of them.

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Dollar fishing is the best.

 

 

 

Get invisible fishing line, tie it to a dollar bill, and keep pulling it when the people try and grab the dollar :lol: .

Dollar fishing is the best.

 

 

 

Get invisible fishing line, tie it to a dollar bill, and keep pulling it when the people try and grab the dollar :lol: .

 

 

 

It's better fun dangling a 2-dollar coin over a balcony, and when someone tries to grab it, pull it up and hit them in the head with it. Great way to spend the afternoon. :lol:

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-I went to godiva to buy a box of xhoxolates for someone for christmas and I payed in $60 in quarters.

 

 

 

 

 

I gotta try that one.

 

 

 

 

 

A couple days ago I went to the bank and got $5 in pennies than later that day I went to the mall with a bucket full of the pennies and I ran through the mall and tripped and the pennies scattered everywhere and I cursed my heart out and everyone started freaking out and even some people started taking some pennies.

 

 

 

I also love to go to Abercrombie or any store that has music playing loudly and dance around till I get asked to leave.

 

 

 

I used to get a little water gun and I would shoot people with water in their crotch area.

 

 

 

There was this hat store and they had signs all over the place that said dont touch the hats or dont take pictures with the hats, so I would run in the store and wear a hat, take a picture with it, put the hat back and run.

 

 

 

At this record store they were selling 7ft cardboard cut-outs of Scarface for only $5 each so me and a couple buddies put in cash and bought 20 of the cut-outs, then we set them up in random places at the mall and proceded to make out with them, charge for pictures, dance with them in Abercrombie, etc.

 

 

 

I would buy stinkbombs then just drop them in different stores and watch peoples reactions when they would smell them.

 

 

 

I superglue quarters to the ground and watch people try to pick them up.

 

 

 

So yea I do alot of stupid stuff at the mall.[/hide]

 

So what you're trying to say is you're a 13 year old [puncture] right?

 

Who cares?

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An easy but effective one: Stand in a public place with some friends and just look up. Just stare at the ceiling/sky. If theres a group of you just looking up, you'd be amazed how many people stop to see what your looking at, lol.

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Uh lets see-i have never done any of these things sober, but when im drunk in the mall...

 

 

 

1.Cart racing-get few friends, sit in the shopping cart and race! Continue till security notices. They usualy are angry.

 

2.Snowball fight-easy in winter, but more fun at summer-buy some cheap icecream, and throw it around...very very much fun.

 

3.I only tried this once, and i dont know did it work, i was too drunk :oops: , anyways run around mall screaming something like FIRE! THE MALL IS BURNING! THE FIRA ALARM ISNT WORKING! FIRE!!!

 

 

 

p.s. if security sees you, run out of the mall. FAST

My social studies teacher was telling us how he had a roommate in college who would dress in camoflague, with a camoflague 'rocket launcher' that shot bottle rockets or something like that, and shoot the security guards. He never got caught. He somehow related that to the American Revolution. >.>

Run around screaming, taking candy with your hands from the place where you pick it yourself, and point at the cameras.

 

 

 

Surefire way to get Security to come.

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-I went to godiva to buy a box of xhoxolates for someone for christmas and I payed in $60 in quarters.

 

 

 

 

 

I gotta try that one.

 

 

 

 

 

A couple days ago I went to the bank and got $5 in pennies than later that day I went to the mall with a bucket full of the pennies and I ran through the mall and tripped and the pennies scattered everywhere and I cursed my heart out and everyone started freaking out and even some people started taking some pennies.

 

 

 

I also love to go to Abercrombie or any store that has music playing loudly and dance around till I get asked to leave.

 

 

 

I used to get a little water gun and I would shoot people with water in their crotch area.

 

 

 

There was this hat store and they had signs all over the place that said dont touch the hats or dont take pictures with the hats, so I would run in the store and wear a hat, take a picture with it, put the hat back and run.

 

 

 

At this record store they were selling 7ft cardboard cut-outs of Scarface for only $5 each so me and a couple buddies put in cash and bought 20 of the cut-outs, then we set them up in random places at the mall and proceded to make out with them, charge for pictures, dance with them in Abercrombie, etc.

 

 

 

I would buy stinkbombs then just drop them in different stores and watch peoples reactions when they would smell them.

 

 

 

I superglue quarters to the ground and watch people try to pick them up.

 

 

 

So yea I do alot of stupid stuff at the mall.[/hide]

 

So what you're trying to say is you're a 13 year old [puncture] right?

 

 

 

Why do you always bash on me? You dont see me going in other topics, finding a post of yours that I find stupid and calling you a douche do you?

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