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"I want a girlfriend/boyfriend", and other such relationship advice

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Not really likely... I mean, what's she going to do?

 

Phone childrens' aid or kids' help line or whatever it's called. Maybe they'll help.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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Not really likely... I mean, what's she going to do?

 

Phone childrens' aid or kids' help line or whatever it's called. Maybe they'll help.

 

Worst case scenario: She's a crazy ax murderer and ax murders him.

 

Reasonable worst case scenario: She cheats on him.

 

 

 

Tell your parents that that they're not always going to be around to tell you what to do, and you need to learn what's right and wrong for you if you want to be able to survive in the real world later on in life.

 

Delete system 32 on their computer(s) and magnet -> hardrive if you feel like being a real [bleep].

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Well, if you want to cause some trouble...

 

 

 

Replace your Dad's files with porn, and see what happens.

 

done it lol ::' :lol:

 

my step mom flipped, saying am i not good enough for you? I answered for him saying, youve never been good enough your just here to clean my house and give me sex

I lol'd. Good job. :)

 

 

 

Your parents sound highly unreasonable. I say move out as soon as you can, preferably after you get a car, though.

 

Explain to your lady friend the situation with your parents and, if you feel you're close enough, move in with her (though this would be unlikely).

 

 

 

If it were me, I'd crash at a mate's place while devising a plan to kill my dad and take my inheritance (which is about a quarter million) and live off that through university.

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Well, if you want to cause some trouble...

 

 

 

Replace your Dad's files with porn, and see what happens.

 

done it lol ::' :lol:

 

my step mom flipped, saying am i not good enough for you? I answered for him saying, youve never been good enough your just here to clean my house and give me sex

 

 

 

 

 

You've done that in 5 minutes :^o ?

Well, if you want to cause some trouble...

 

 

 

Replace your Dad's files with porn, and see what happens.

 

done it lol ::' :lol:

 

my step mom flipped, saying am i not good enough for you? I answered for him saying, youve never been good enough your just here to clean my house and give me sex

 

 

 

 

 

You've done that in 5 minutes :^o ?

 

uhh no i did it before sworddude said anything about it

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Not really likely... I mean, what's she going to do?

 

Reasonable worst case scenario: She cheats on him.

 

That could happen with any girlfriend.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

Not really likely... I mean, what's she going to do?

 

Reasonable worst case scenario: She cheats on him.

 

That could happen with any girlfriend.

 

Yup. So his parents are completely unreasonable in this case.

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I hope Ax600's parents understand that they are causing twice as much damage as they were trying to prevent. Perhaps you should point this out to them? You can keep trying to fight the good fight, but in the end, you have very little power of your parents. I applaud you and your planted porn though. Made me lol. Thisis a relationship thread, and this problem, although brought by a girl seems to be rooted at Ax600's relationship with his parents. Obviously that relationship needs work, and fighting isn't going to help it. They seem to be rather unreasonable, and it's really Ax600's decision whether or not it's even worth trying to connect with them. I sure as hell wouldn't. Good luck with all this crap, man. Sounds like you're going to need it.

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Ax600, how has it been going with this Girl and your parents now? (I was away so I havent been on Rel' forums in a while)

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Ax600, how has it been going with this Girl and your parents now? (I was away so I havent been on Rel' forums in a while)

 

=[ my girlfriend moved. i think my parents threatened her or something. oh god im so p_s_ed.

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Ax600, how has it been going with this Girl and your parents now? (I was away so I havent been on Rel' forums in a while)

 

=[ my girlfriend moved. i think my parents threatened her or something. oh god im so p_s_ed.

 

Just like that? She moved without telling you or anything? You're situation is incredibly strange mate, even from what I've seen on this thread. But if this is all because of you're parents... Well, I suggest you leave home. They can't be doing much good for you if they did something like this.

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Ok, say he leaves his home. Where would he go?

 

 

 

Ax, firstly don't leave your home. I think that would be a mistake.

 

 

 

Secondly, talk to your parents. Sit them down or something, and ask to talk. Be mature, Be calm. Threatening to beat them(?) etc isn't the way to go about this problem. (If they bring that up just say you were very upset at what they did etc.. why they would do that to someone you just happened to be in a relationship with.)

 

 

 

If they start yelling at you while talking to them, don't yell back. Keep your calm...

 

Also, In my opinion, what you need to prove to them is that you can make your own decisions, and they should let you. You may make mistakes, but they shouldn't get involved. Especially not cussing/threatening your girlfriend who just happened to have had some tough times in the past.

I've been following Ax Mans case for a while now...

 

 

 

And I'm not a 100% sure its legitimate...

 

Ditto. I think he's been exaggerating quite a bit. The girl's parents would probably be suing his if they were moving because of it.

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I concur.

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And his parents would have to be PRETTY messed up to do that just cause she cut herself before...HMM

 

Not exactly. My best friend was dating a girl who dressed "Emo" as some would put it, and his parents hated her because she would get drunk at every party, whinge, and tear him apart emotionally. needless to say they sorted it out and there "Just Friends" now. But there ARE parents like that.

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And his parents would have to be PRETTY messed up to do that just cause she cut herself before...HMM

 

Not exactly. My best friend was dating a girl who dressed "Emo" as some would put it, and his parents hated her because she would get drunk at every party, whinge, and tear him apart emotionally. needless to say they sorted it out and there "Just Friends" now. But there ARE parents like that.

 

 

 

That's really different than Ax's story though (which I'm pretty sure he's exaggerating about) with Ax's parents they did it for no reason whatsoever, him and the girl were getting along fine and it's not like she did anything damaging towards him. Tearing apart someone emotionally is reason for the parents to intervene in some way, didn't sound like they were out of line, Ax's definitely were. If his story is true, of course...

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Ax600, how has it been going with this Girl and your parents now? (I was away so I havent been on Rel' forums in a while)

 

=[ my girlfriend moved. i think my parents threatened her or something. oh god im so p_s_ed.

 

Just like that? She moved without telling you or anything? You're situation is incredibly strange mate, even from what I've seen on this thread. But if this is all because of you're parents... Well, I suggest you leave home. They can't be doing much good for you if they did something like this.

 

they've always hated her. she hasnt told even her mom whats going on, just that she wants to move to her dads. Im not exaggerating. she moved out completely. she did tell me but that was day before she moved. now she wont answer my calls. i def need a cell phone.

Excuses are tools of incompetence that builds monuments of nothingness. Those who specialize in excuses never accomplish anything.
If the world does end on December 21, 2012, I want to be doing hot stuff with Megan Fox and/or playing Runescape :D
Ax600, how has it been going with this Girl and your parents now? (I was away so I havent been on Rel' forums in a while)

 

=[ my girlfriend moved. i think my parents threatened her or something. oh god im so p_s_ed.

 

Just like that? She moved without telling you or anything? You're situation is incredibly strange mate, even from what I've seen on this thread. But if this is all because of you're parents... Well, I suggest you leave home. They can't be doing much good for you if they did something like this.

 

they've always hated her. she hasnt told even her mom whats going on, just that she wants to move to her dads. Im not exaggerating. she moved out completely. she did tell me but that was day before she moved. now she wont answer my calls. i def need a cell phone.

 

Where do you live? I want to come there right now and punch your parents in the face, what they've done is inexcusable, if you find a friend or family member that will take you in I suggest you move out. Yes, get a cell phone when you can, then you can try and speak to the girl while she blocks your parents home number.

 

 

 

I seriously want to see all of this come out well for you Ax, I honestly do out of the bottom of my heart.

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That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds.

Weeeelllll if this hasn't become the Ax600 thread I would appreciate some help (sorry for whatever you're going through ax sounds like it sucks).

 

So I've been going out with this girl for about a month and a half and I'm starting to "loose interest" in her (probably badly worded there) and I'm wondering what the best way to break up with her would be. I'm 14 if that helps and she's my first girlfriend so any advice is welcomed. I'll check back in like 9 hours going to bed now.

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Weeeelllll if this hasn't become the Ax600 thread I would appreciate some help (sorry for whatever you're going through ax sounds like it sucks).

 

So I've been going out with this girl for about a month and a half and I'm starting to "loose interest" in her (probably badly worded there) and I'm wondering what the best way to break up with her would be. I'm 14 if that helps and she's my first girlfriend so any advice is welcomed. I'll check back in like 9 hours going to bed now.

 

I'm 14

 

Just explain that you're too young to be in a real relationship and there's no point making a big deal out of it (if she makes a big deal out of it).

 

 

 

On an unrelated note:

 

9 hours going to bed

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Just tell her it ain't working for you. Can look up cliches like "It's not you, it's me" if you want. Or you could be a [bleep] and say it's all her fault.

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Don't break up via text or phone, that's the first thing, always do it in person.

 

 

 

Basically, just tell her it isn't working out, or that you think that the two of you should just be friends. Either of those are pretty common ways, though it's never easy. Unless you're some sort of pimp.

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That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds.
Just tell her it ain't working for you. Can look up cliches like "It's not you, it's me" if you want. Or you could be a [bleep] and say it's all her fault.

 

Thanks guess I'll go this route you guys can go back to Ax now. And The 9 hours was just a random number its been like 7 1/2 sorry I didn't figure out exactly how long I sleep before going to bed :roll:

 

Edit- black I posted this as you replied LOL thanks for the advice :)

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