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"I want a girlfriend/boyfriend", and other such relationship advice

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Sex drive in a poly setting remains constant for both parties. And I don't agree with that supply and demand explanation either.

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  • Okay so I'm pretty confident at least 2 of you remember me and maybe .5 of you remember how my last post went. To recap, I went on the first date of my life and then a second one that went poorly.   T

Lol, who compares sex to a supply and demand chart. :mrgreen:

"The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."

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The obvious answer to that is "economists". I'm not against the idea, that supply/demand argument was just fallacious.

http://www.economistsdoitwithmodels.com/2012/08/05/when-economists-play-matchmaker/

 

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

The only relevant economic "principle" that I've heard of regarding dating is something called "sexual market value."

 

In the case of a man, you increase your SMV by increasing your confidence and non-neediness. In the case of a woman, you increase your SMV by increasing your physical attractiveness and kindness.

 

The higher your SMV, the more members of the opposite sex will want you.

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The only relevant economic "principle" that I've heard of regarding dating is something called "sexual market value."

 

In the case of a man, you increase your SMV by increasing your confidence and non-neediness. In the case of a woman, you increase your SMV by increasing your physical attractiveness and kindness.

 

The higher your SMV, the more members of the opposite sex will want you.

 

does having over 9000 posts on an internet forum increase my SMV?????

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"It's not a rest for me, it's a rest for the weights." - Dom Mazzetti

I boost my SMV artificially by lying about it and getting people to buy stocks in it.

The only problem is the the sex-police (way less fun than it sounds) are after me now for sexual fraud.

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

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I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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sexual Ponzi scheme joke. (12 hours of school today has rendered my wit useless)

 

Girl in my bio class is about to get hit on by a certain RpgGamer. Her ring implies she is in a relationship (irish promise ring, heart turned inward; which by the way is the coolest little trivial symbol that everyone of all genders should really learn) but she started a conversation with me last week about The Walking Dead so she obviously wants me. But on a realistic note, this will be the toughest "challenge" I've ever willingly tossed myself at. Previously this was held by a certain lesbian experience, but that's over and done with. A girl with a boyfriend is a whole new shtick. Trying anyway cause I've been single for ~3years and haven't even talked(flirted with) to a girl since like June. And all these success stories make me want to do something with myself.

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

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I predict unnecessary drama down the road. But you enjoy drama, so I suppose that's a good thing :P

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Words of encouragement haha

I'm also banking on her not understanding how to wear an irish promise ring properly.

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

What are everyone's thoughts on whether that's a dick move?

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

My grandfather told me to never date the irish, they have fat noses

 

Looking back I realise that my grandfather was pretty racist and I should not take relationship advice from him.

 

So no, no thoughts.

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I think trying to hit on someone in a relationship is unnecessary. But if a person in a relationship tries to hit on you, then it's fair game. Either way, I'd rather just stick to single girls..

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Honestly, i would go for it. She has a boyfriend? So what.

If she is really in to her boyfriend she's going to tell you to [bleep]off before you get the chance to drop your first line.

I think hitting on someone who has a boyfriend is a dick move regardless of whether or not they're into it.

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"It's not a rest for me, it's a rest for the weights." - Dom Mazzetti

I think hitting on someone who has a boyfriend is a dick move regardless of whether or not they're into it.

Plus, why would you want to be with someone who is known to cheat?

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I predict a "most people are".

Also, Noxx, most relationships are doomed to fail, does it make it OK to cut them short?

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

Just because someone is willing to cheat doesn't mean you should facilitate it...

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"It's not a rest for me, it's a rest for the weights." - Dom Mazzetti

I agree. My point was, if one person is willing to cheat, then it's probably safe to say that the relationship wasn't exactly a healthy one to begin with. How you choose to act with those implications in mind is up to you.

 

#monogamyproblems

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#relationshipproblems

 

Health of a relationship isn't exclusive to monogamy.

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And the worst part of that act is the deception of it, which sure as [bleep] isn't exclusive.

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No, the worst part is making a promise that you can't keep. Or expecting humans to not behave like humans.

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That's utter bullshit. All relationships, whether you're with more than one partners or not, operates on trust and understanding. And you can violate that - trust isn't restricted to who you [bleep].

 

I don't mind your lifestyle but good lord do you take every opportunity to wag it over others. It's unnecessary.

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