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Skipped school today, and listened to LMFAO's album all day whoop whoop! haha

I wont smoke it if the name ain't right

My haze is looking like its been in a color fight.

Guess we are smoking on Picasso, light it up, ignite the spark.

Man it feels good to be smoking on fine arts.

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@l0rd: I wouldn't be sad about that hadn't I seen this:

 

http://binkyou.net/files/e0ingxlfjko97qys0zms.jpg

 

 

 

But now I'm really sad. ya beat meh. :(

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

@l0rd: I wouldn't be sad about that hadn't I seen this:

 

http://binkyou.net/files/e0ingxlfjko97qys0zms.jpg

 

 

 

But now I'm really sad. ya beat meh. :(

 

Is it upsetting that I am not only a trained deputy fire chief, but also beat you in a signature contest?

 

What can I say, some people can only aspire to be as talented and experienced as the l0rd. :highchin:

 

 

 

[hide=]MISTER THERRD[/hide]

[iNSERT "I R EATIN TEH SHIX ATM" BILL COSBY SIGNATURE GIF HERE, LOL]

I call for a rematch, k? Wongtong, make another drawing please.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

 

I was near glastonbury today. Shoulda popped over and said hi.

 

 

 

Oh really? Where were you?

2257AD.TUMBLR.COM

I call for a rematch, k? Wongtong, make another drawing please.

 

Raqrqrrggleleaqrrrawwrrrrrr

 

 

 

3, 2, 1, FIGHT!

 

 

 

X, O, X, X, O, R1, R2, -->, -->, R1, X, R1. Player 1 wins.

 

 

 

GF.

 

 

 

[hide=EDIT]MISTAR THERDuuhh[/hide]

[iNSERT "I R EATIN TEH SHIX ATM" BILL COSBY SIGNATURE GIF HERE, LOL]

I call for a rematch, k? Wongtong, make another drawing please.

 

You probably are in cahoots with Wongtong so you win this one and it's rigged. ?_? Plus my masterpiece deserves to be in her sig for more than 12 hours.

 

 

 

[hide=]MR THIRD[/hide]

 

Rigged? Do you realize how high the odds of Wongtong making me believe that she's rigging it then telling everyone are?

 

Oh, and I have more bottles of Jones than you I think.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

Rigged? Do you realize how high the odds of Wongtong making me believe that she's rigging it then telling everyone are?

 

You just know you would lose again. :-w

 

Nah, I'm still very willing to get a rematch. My guess is you just know you'd lose.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

Nah, I'm still very willing to get a rematch. My guess is you just know you'd lose.

 

Original comeback, sir. :geek:

 

You just know you would lose again. :-w

 

istp proving his worth through eloquence.

 

[Edit] I have a feeling that with the large amounts of mods lurking, we're going to get a warning.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

 

I was near glastonbury today. Shoulda popped over and said hi.

 

 

 

Oh really? Where were you?

 

 

 

I was visiting some relatives in Ubley. They're moving to Lymington soon though :(

So don't let anyone tell you you're not worth the earth,

These streets are your streets, this turf is your turf,

Don't let anyone tell you that you've got to give in,

Cos you can make a difference, you can change everything,

Just let your dreams be your pilot, your imagination your fuel,

Tear up the book and write your own damn rules,

Use all that heart, hope and soul that you've got,

And the love and the rage that you feel in your gut,

And realise that the other world that you're always looking for,

Lies right here in front of us, just outside this door,

And it's up to you to go out there and paint the canvas,

After all, you were put on the earth to do this,

So shine your light so bright that all can see,

Take pride in being whoever the [bleep] you want to be.

Harrinator, you can have my stupid 2nd place.

 

[hide=the story continues]*crash landing PREPARE FOR IMPACT!*

 

~tumbles on ground, then jumps up on feet, gun in hand~

 

PEW PEW

 

*turns around a corner*

 

PEW PEW PEW

 

*shakes hips*

 

POW POW PEW POW[/hide]

[iNSERT "I R EATIN TEH SHIX ATM" BILL COSBY SIGNATURE GIF HERE, LOL]

Harrinator, you can have my stupid 2nd place.

 

 

Alright.

 

[hide=]Mrs. Third[/hide]

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

*quickly ends discussion*

 

 

 

Today my friend was supposed to come over but he had to "clean his room." He was at another friend's house. <.<

 

 

 

So I've sat at the computer. -.-

 

You guys should just make a thread for a coloring competition. Then you could have a poll added with each entry, similar to what The Gallery does with their picture of the month and see who wins once and for all.

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You guys should just make a thread for a coloring competition. Then you could have a poll added with each entry, similar to what The Gallery does with their picture of the month and see who wins once and for all.

 

That's a great idea. :-k Wongtong should start it.

 

Considering the discussion is pretty much over, I don't think it's necessary. Unless we actually have a rematch.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

 

Mrs. Third

 

[hide=]kkfssd.png[/hide]

 

Oh, and I take back my 2nd place.

 

 

 

ON TOPIC: I just remembered why I'm so hyper. I had a chocolate bar, first bit of caffeine I have had in a couple months, and I'm very sensitive to it. I seem to be laughing at everything.

 

PEW PEWPWEPEPWEPWPPWPWP PEWPPW PEPWPWPWPW PEW

[iNSERT "I R EATIN TEH SHIX ATM" BILL COSBY SIGNATURE GIF HERE, LOL]

I'm not traveling to tell a girl with messed up facial appendages that she's a chick. :\

 

Caffeine sensitive on top of that.

 

[Edit] You know what we really need? An off-topic thread where all tidbits of off-topic that wouldn't make the cut for an actual thread could be posted.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

I'm not traveling to tell a girl with messed up facial appendages that she's a chick. :\

 

Caffeine sensitive on top of that.

 

:XD: wat

 

1. I'm a dude, dude.

 

2. What's wrong with being sensitive to caffeine? :?

 

3. My facial construct is near ideal, thank you very much.

[iNSERT "I R EATIN TEH SHIX ATM" BILL COSBY SIGNATURE GIF HERE, LOL]

[Edit] You know what we really need? An off-topic thread where all tidbits of off-topic that wouldn't make the cut for an actual thread could be posted.

 

 

 

Like a random discussion thread? I don't know how that would work, it would mostly be spam and would have to be locked.

Forum Updates & Suggestions <------ Let your voice be heard!
Forum Games <------- Coolest place on Tip.It
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Uh, well, this thread isn't doing much better :P

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

ON TOPIC: I just remembered why I'm so hyper. I had a chocolate bar, first bit of caffeine I have had in a couple months, and I'm very sensitive to it. I seem to be laughing at everything.

 

PEW PEWPWEPEPWEPWPPWPWP PEWPPW PEPWPWPWPW PEW

 

 

 

I have that problem. Two relentless energy shots and a can put me in a horrible state for the next two days.

So don't let anyone tell you you're not worth the earth,

These streets are your streets, this turf is your turf,

Don't let anyone tell you that you've got to give in,

Cos you can make a difference, you can change everything,

Just let your dreams be your pilot, your imagination your fuel,

Tear up the book and write your own damn rules,

Use all that heart, hope and soul that you've got,

And the love and the rage that you feel in your gut,

And realise that the other world that you're always looking for,

Lies right here in front of us, just outside this door,

And it's up to you to go out there and paint the canvas,

After all, you were put on the earth to do this,

So shine your light so bright that all can see,

Take pride in being whoever the [bleep] you want to be.

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