Boris5000 Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Become a drug lord, simple as that. Luck be a Lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyco_Reborn Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Become a drug lord, simple as that. BY JOVE!!! HE'S GOT IT!!! My Last.FmLeekSpinner!!!Random Furry Dance!!!Proud to hate life, since not too long ago!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris5000 Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 I came up with a great idea that worked brilliantly, I look 18 so I usually get served beer / smokes even though I'm 16. I usually find a bunch of kids outside a shop / supermarket waiting for someone who will go inside and buy some beer / smokes for them. I go inside and wait for about 3 minutes, come back out and tell them the security guard knew what I was doing, the cashier kept the money and security called the police as I was "buying" drink for underaged people. They quickly run / walk away because they're scared of the police showing up, I pocket the money and walk off happy with my intelligence. Or kranked, you simply walk off with the money, and you don't even need to go into the store, if they are younger its more simple to do it, beleive or not my dad did it all the time. Luck be a Lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1_man_army Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Yeah try to just blatantly walk off with a group of teenagers drink money and see what happens to your head when they bounce it off of the pavement. He who learns must suffer, and, even in our sleep, pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart,and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus (525 BC - 456 BC) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichieMcD Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 I came up with a great idea that worked brilliantly, I look 18 so I usually get served beer / smokes even though I'm 16. I usually find a bunch of kids outside a shop / supermarket waiting for someone who will go inside and buy some beer / smokes for them. I go inside and wait for about 3 minutes, come back out and tell them the security guard knew what I was doing, the cashier kept the money and security called the police as I was "buying" drink for underaged people. They quickly run / walk away because they're scared of the police showing up, I pocket the money and walk off happy with my intelligence. Or kranked, you simply walk off with the money, and you don't even need to go into the store, if they are younger its more simple to do it, beleive or not my dad did it all the time. I'm 16, most kids I do it to are 15. A group of 15 year olds could thrash me around if they saw me just walking off with their money. Also it's better to build a reputation as a nice guy than a thief among people, pretend to be the nice guy but be the thief ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris5000 Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 I came up with a great idea that worked brilliantly, I look 18 so I usually get served beer / smokes even though I'm 16. I usually find a bunch of kids outside a shop / supermarket waiting for someone who will go inside and buy some beer / smokes for them. I go inside and wait for about 3 minutes, come back out and tell them the security guard knew what I was doing, the cashier kept the money and security called the police as I was "buying" drink for underaged people. They quickly run / walk away because they're scared of the police showing up, I pocket the money and walk off happy with my intelligence. Or kranked, you simply walk off with the money, and you don't even need to go into the store, if they are younger its more simple to do it, beleive or not my dad did it all the time. I'm 16, most kids I do it to are 15. A group of 15 year olds could thrash me around if they saw me just walking off with their money. Also it's better to build a reputation as a nice guy than a thief among people, pretend to be the nice guy but be the thief ;) My dad is large and muscular, I don't think a group of 15 year olds will attempt to fight him lol Luck be a Lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenshinjapan Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 I came up with a great idea that worked brilliantly, I look 18 so I usually get served beer / smokes even though I'm 16. I usually find a bunch of kids outside a shop / supermarket waiting for someone who will go inside and buy some beer / smokes for them. I go inside and wait for about 3 minutes, come back out and tell them the security guard knew what I was doing, the cashier kept the money and security called the police as I was "buying" drink for underaged people. They quickly run / walk away because they're scared of the police showing up, I pocket the money and walk off happy with my intelligence. Or kranked, you simply walk off with the money, and you don't even need to go into the store, if they are younger its more simple to do it, beleive or not my dad did it all the time. I'm 16, most kids I do it to are 15. A group of 15 year olds could thrash me around if they saw me just walking off with their money. Also it's better to build a reputation as a nice guy than a thief among people, pretend to be the nice guy but be the thief ;) Promising to perform an illegal act for minors and stealing their money/trust is utter [bleep]ry. YOU! ATTEND TET EVENTS! CLICK HERE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest minime121196 Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 1. Plagiarise strawberry idea. 2. Learn that strawberry's are no match against cats 3 Go corrupt 4 Steal some socks 5 ??? 6 PROFIT!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueLancer Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 I came up with a great idea that worked brilliantly, I look 18 so I usually get served beer / smokes even though I'm 16. I usually find a bunch of kids outside a shop / supermarket waiting for someone who will go inside and buy some beer / smokes for them. I go inside and wait for about 3 minutes, come back out and tell them the security guard knew what I was doing, the cashier kept the money and security called the police as I was "buying" drink for underaged people. They quickly run / walk away because they're scared of the police showing up, I pocket the money and walk off happy with my intelligence. At least in my books that wouldn't even be immoral. If I had a kid & you did that to him/her, I'd just compliment you. You did them a favor especially if they're like 12-15, and profited from it. Nothing wrong with moderate smoking/drinking as people do it anyways, but when you're too young to know the risks/are highly vulnerable, it's bad. Promising to perform an illegal act for minors and stealing their money/trust is utter [bleep] I agreed at first.. Because it's something I'd never do myself, when I was 16 I'd definitely just flat out refused, or helped the kids out, depending on my mood, but never would I stolen the money to make a point. But all people are different. When krank pockets the money, he teaches a lesson to the kids who want to get drugged up with nicotine/alcohol (even if lightly) plus saves a small chunk of their health. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aquariusman Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 I'm considering getting my brothers old driver's license (His G2, which isn't a full license) when he turns 19. Then I can use it to buy alcohol, sell it to people I know, charging $10 extra for it. I think it'd be a good idea, basically would pay for my own beer fund. There's no such thing as regret. A regret means you are unhappy with the person you are now,and if you're unhappy with the person you are, you change yourself. Thatregret will no longer be a regret, because it will help to form the new,better you. So really, a regret isn't a regret. It's experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 theres this guy at my high school. he buys a $9 box of 100 blow pops. he sells each blow pop for 25 cents. 100 blow pops for 25 cents each is $25. take off the original $9 it took to buy the blow pops and another $9 for a new box and you have a $7 dollar profit. He has a pretty good deal going there so for anyone looking to make a quick buck thats how i would do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSBDavid Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 I used to buy a 12 pack or 3 of mountain dew for 2.50 american currency each. I would sell each can for 60 cents. 3*12 = 36 36*.65 = 23.4 23.4 - 7.50 cost = 15.9 dollar profit a week at age 13. I got 1 day suspension for apparently [bleep]ing an unopened can of pop and making some kid get diahreha. [software Engineer] - [Ability Bar Suggestion] - [Gaming Enthusiast] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumpta Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Promising to perform an illegal act for minors and stealing their money/trust is utter [bleep] I agreed at first.. Because it's something I'd never do myself, when I was 16 I'd definitely just flat out refused, or helped the kids out, depending on my mood, but never would I stolen the money to make a point. But all people are different. When krank pockets the money, he teaches a lesson to the kids who want to get drugged up with nicotine/alcohol (even if lightly) plus saves a small chunk of their health. He doesn't teach them any lesson at all, except for the lesson that you can be caught and need to avoid that. Those kids won't magically understand that there's a possible evil in cigarettes/beer, but just curse their luck and hope for better luck the next time. It's the typical instance of the thief being very sorry that he got caught, instead of repenting his malicious act. Krank doesn't tell these kids they're messing with fire, he puts the blame on the cashier who supposedly kept the money. He simply takes advantage of the situation, there's no Robin Hood justice involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueLancer Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 No, there isn't, you're right about that. Still I'd rather somebody pocket my 13 year old's money than provide him with cancer sticks and alcohol, less of the two evils... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgelemmons Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 1. Plagiarise strawberry idea. 2. Learn that strawberry's are no match against cats 3 Go corrupt 4 Steal some socks 5 ??? 6 PROFIT!! If only it was that easy... :( Thanks to Uno for the awsome sig <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latinoking Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Photoshop MySpace/Facebook pictures...lol. Payment depended on amount of time it took. I am Teh_King[My dA][My Last.FM][My Twitter] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chocobodude0 Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Buy skittles 3-for-$1 or better, and sell at a dollar each. I've made over $400 that way. But I also got labeled a small-time hustler and almost got suspended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infi Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Buy skittles 3-for-$1 or better, and sell at a dollar each. I've made over $400 that way. But I also got labeled a small-time hustler and almost got suspended. Yeah, because there's a huge skittle cartel and business is thriving in b4 1.??? 2. profit 99 Hits, Attack, Strength, Defence, Mage, Summoning, Slayer, Ranged, 96/99 Prayer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agunimon979 Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 steal stuff from walmart or kmart and sell at your school. 100% profit always guaranteed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megakiller32 Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 In the back of some newspapers in the jobs section, there are all kind of job offers. You can star in an adult-erotic movie under excellent conditions for high pay, you know. ...but what exactly do they mean "excellent conditions"? Quit Runescape 30th May 2006.Thanks to Hawkxs for my signature :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueLancer Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 steal stuff from walmart or kmart and sell at your school. 100% profit always guaranteed. From a purely non-legal and objective business viewpoint, that plan is made for failure. The risk-reward ratio, to be blunt, sucks. Assume you are slightly skilled and have about 10-20% chance of getting caught and you act alone & nobody's there to take the blame for you... In the long run, by statistics the more you steal consecutively, the more likely you're getting caught.. The final scenario always ends up with you owning a permanent criminal record for a measly few bucks, maybe even getting fined for what small amounts of profit you might have made. $500 isn't worth a criminal record, not even $5000. Even if you were trolling, think logically; It's doomed to fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenshinjapan Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 In the back of some newspapers in the jobs section, there are all kind of job offers. You can star in an adult-erotic movie under excellent conditions for high pay, you know. ...but what exactly do they mean "excellent conditions"? You've got to have some "large equipment" to fit the bill for those movies though :^o . And you know what they say, most of us on the internet aren't exactly the best for the job :geek: . YOU! ATTEND TET EVENTS! CLICK HERE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dexek Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 In the back of some newspapers in the jobs section, there are all kind of job offers. You can star in an adult-erotic movie under excellent conditions for high pay, you know. ...but what exactly do they mean "excellent conditions"? You've got to have some "large equipment" to fit the bill for those movies though :^o . And you know what they say, most of us on the internet aren't exactly the best for the job :geek: . By excellent conditions they mean the areas in which the scene(s) will take place. A lot of scenes take place in an open building that at times consruction or other activities are being filled out on the other side of the building, and you are left with a small area to work with. The pay is reasonable provided it isn't your main income, as you can't always be assured that there will be an opportunity in your area. Don't ask how I know this. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I cut wood and sell it at $120/cord, and ice-fish on the lake during the winter with a bombardier and nets. I also work various manual labour jobs getting about 25-35/hr, and field work at 15/hr. I was considering heading off to Alberta to work for my uncle at starting 38/hr and quickly jumping to 45/hr and higher, and living with his family to cut out the high cost of housing. It is either that or some university courses, which I could do after, or vice versa. I pretty much did the same things when I was younger, with the exception of some trapping, and selling skins and cuts of meat from hunting. Also, fixing machinery can be rather easy money if you possess the knowledge that commonly escapes the people breaking the machines/vehicles. : PoetryIndexed Picture 1Indexed Picture 2 Killed my maxed Zerker pure April 2010 Rebooting Runescape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickeley102 Posted October 13, 2008 Author Share Posted October 13, 2008 one thing is certain, your not likely to be 'rich' on a wage or a salary, even doctors, lawyers and accountants* salaries are heavily capped. You need to be earning profit or investing is you want to be truly financially free what these jobs can do though is mix you with business minded people who can aid your investing the big three classicly rich professions i dont know what president bush's salary is but i bet it is less than successful small business owners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n1h0k3r Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 i dont know what president bush's salary is but i bet it is less than successful small business owners i would make more money on the slots in vegas in a week than as your vice for four years... my advice? learn to do something rare. i know a guy in England who is one of the three people in all of England who can use a certain machine. he makes pretty good money. (the machine is a tractor that puts lime in the ground in some special way) noone wants to teach anyone else to drive them because they wouldn't make as much then... :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now