anonymous1234 Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 All you need is a Snuggie, some punch, and plane tickets to Guyana. *Bonus* You can wear it to your monastery! My life is forever changed. Wait a minute, I already have one of those booklights... :ohnoes: Somebody already invented that. It's called a ROBE. Besides, SHAMwow? The name tells you its a sham, all I have to say is WOW if somebody buys it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathdrow Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Hahhaha I do this all the time, my favorite was the Magic Bullet on the TV guide channel :D the magic bullet actually works though. they're awesome. and they look really cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agunimon979 Posted December 15, 2008 Share Posted December 15, 2008 Anyone else hate those Enzyte commercials? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 I love how those commercials prtray the normally used product (i.e. normal blanket) to be horribly inefficient and frustrating, but the advertised product as perfection. But of course, they are. Which is why we must all join the cult of the Snuggie. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Anyone else hate those Enzyte commercials? Is that with smilin bob? I forget. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggzs Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Here's a loltastic NZ ACC (Accident Compensation Corporation) ad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Here's a loltastic NZ ACC (Accident Compensation Corporation) ad u51OxZF1ltI Fix'd. Why does everyone fail at posting youtube videos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purfishx Posted December 16, 2008 Share Posted December 16, 2008 Here's a loltastic NZ ACC (Accident Compensation Corporation) ad u51OxZF1ltI LMAO!! Fruit E Bars!! LMAO!! Sigs by: Soa | Gold_Tiger10 | Harrinator1 | Guthix121 | robo | Elmo | Thru | Yaff2 Avatars by: Lit0ua | Unoalexi | Gold Tiger . Hello friend, Senajitkaushik was epic, Good luck bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayOxide Posted December 16, 2008 Author Share Posted December 16, 2008 Do those "Miracle Blade" knives work? Looks pretty convincing.. I dont need a siggy no moar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 I was watching CNN and sat through 4 Billy Mays commercials within 2 commercial breaks. Seriously, what is so good about him that makes advertisers want to use him? HE'S LOUD AND HARD TO IGNORE? But the stupidest thing of all is... Head-On and its sister products. If you have a headache and Head-On cures it, you really didn't have a headache in the first place. And the commercials just give you a headache. It's a conspiracy! "Sit through our commercial and get a headache, then be forced to buy our product to solve your headache, then repeat! Brilliant!" Wonder who thought that clever plan up, eh? And the fact that all those informercials and paid programming are all the same. They have some renowned cook or cleaner or the owner of the product or some famous guy talk about the product, while a short white lady stands there in awe as though the product is God's gift from above. It's especially fail-tastic when the lady pretends she's never heard of the product by asking "what else can it do?" when the even average doorknob can see she's a member of the company or paid to say those things. Head on! Apply directly on the forehead! Head on! Apply directly to the forehead! Head on! Apply directly to the forehead! Head on! Apply directly to the forehead! Head on! Apply directly to the forehead! It doesn't work, I tried it, it just makes your forehead tingle at the contact of cold air. CLR doesn't really work either, I tried dipping my skateboard bearings in it for 2 hours, no grease removed. And they were greasy as [bleep]. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasignhagj Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 The sham wow doesnt work :o *jumps off bridge* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasignhagj Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Someone needs to tell Billy Mays that caps lock isn't cool in real life. I need to siggy you. Double post, but Amen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangeor Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Commercial that only shows in the Orlando (Florida) area, but it shows at least twice every commercial break, on every channel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Pirates Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Someone needs to tell Billy Mays that caps lock isn't cool in real life. I need to siggy you. Double post, but Amen You siggied the wrong person. BR BR BR? HUEHUEHEUEHUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Now if only his dispenser had prevented his shorts from looking like that... :-X Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Viola Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Like a person said before, this is a typical crap advertisement. Tired of the struggle of having to get off the couch to get a drink? Introducing the MovingCouch! Random Guy: Before the MovingCouch, I was forced to get up to use the bathroom! Now, the MovingCouch comes with me! Call 1-800-this-is-a-scam in the next 10 seconds to get the MOVINGTV!!!! A $200 value, your free. Just pay shipping and handling. Voice: Call 1-800-this-is-a-scam to order your MovingCouch and MovingTV for four easy payments of $19.99 plus $8.95 shipping and handling. Also, ShamWow actually worked for my grandparents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purfishx Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 [hide=]Like a person said before, this is a typical crap advertisement. Tired of the struggle of having to get off the couch to get a drink? Introducing the MovingCouch! Random Guy: Before the MovingCouch, I was forced to get up to use the bathroom! Now, the MovingCouch comes with me! Call 1-800-this-is-a-scam in the next 10 seconds to get the MOVINGTV!!!! A $200 value, your free. Just pay shipping and handling. Voice: Call 1-800-this-is-a-scam to order your MovingCouch and MovingTV for four easy payments of $19.99 plus $8.95 shipping and handling. Also, ShamWow actually worked for my grandparents.[/hide] :-k. . . I can actually see that working! OMFG&!&!! GOLDMINE!(#&*!^#*!# Sigs by: Soa | Gold_Tiger10 | Harrinator1 | Guthix121 | robo | Elmo | Thru | Yaff2 Avatars by: Lit0ua | Unoalexi | Gold Tiger . Hello friend, Senajitkaushik was epic, Good luck bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Lionel coin bank, lionel coin bank. Shoot those [bleep]ers, shoot those [bleep]ers. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Viola Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Lionel coin bank, lionel coin bank. Shoot those [bleep], shoot those [bleep]. Damn hypnosis. Also, I'd like to take Billy Mayes, make him drink OxyClean, shove Mighty Putty in his mouth, nose, and ears, and put his head in one of those slider things. Then I'd make him get insurance. Also, [hide=]Like a person said before, this is a typical crap advertisement. Tired of the struggle of having to get off the couch to get a drink? Introducing the MovingCouch! Random Guy: Before the MovingCouch, I was forced to get up to use the bathroom! Now, the MovingCouch comes with me! Call 1-800-this-is-a-scam in the next 10 seconds to get the MOVINGTV!!!! A $200 value, your free. Just pay shipping and handling. Voice: Call 1-800-this-is-a-scam to order your MovingCouch and MovingTV for four easy payments of $19.99 plus $8.95 shipping and handling. Also, ShamWow actually worked for my grandparents.[/hide] :-k. . . I can actually see that working! OMFG&!&!! GOLDMINE!(#&*!^#*!# Yes, once I sell over 9000 of these things, I'll have over $800190! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Pirates Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 M_5UinfmC38&fmt=18 I about pissed myself when I saw this on TV. BR BR BR? HUEHUEHEUEHUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 Can I get the Might Gemit without the Mighty Mendit? Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 That ad above,to meet single parents.If I wanted to meet a single parent I'd find a married woman and kill her husband. so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Pirates Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 Can I get the Might Gemit without the Mighty Mendit? Why would you want to? The things you repair with Mighty Mendit survive STORM FORCE WINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BR BR BR? HUEHUEHEUEHUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 I notice Billy Mays was not confident enough in Mighty Mendit to jump out of that plane himself. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joes_So_Cool Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 Has anyone else done this - well before everyone had cable that told you what shows were on. Basically, go to TV guide channel, and then notice that it's on like channel 31 and you don't need to watch till channel 82, so you're like "Oh I've got plenty of time, I'll watch this ad!" then when you look back up, it's at channel 85, this is happened to me countless numbers of times. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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