RayOxide Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Yeah I'm bored. It's 4:30 where I am, AM, and all thats on now is this crappy load of ads, advertising stuff like danoz or something, etc etc. Really just wondering Does any of this stuff work? :wall: No, I'm not thinking of buying any, just curious and stuff. The one item that is on now is.. "The Flavourwave Oven" - Advertised by none other than Mr. T and some skinny chefette chick lols. Anyway does the stuff even work properly? :thumbup: I dont need a siggy no moar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 No. Except for George Foreman stuff. What I found funny yesterday was the famous Billy Mays selling a hamburger cooker. You can't be the 4Man!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayOxide Posted December 13, 2008 Author Share Posted December 13, 2008 Lolol. I remembered I have a george foreman griller thing. It works. Also have an oval steam pot whatchamacallit. It works. dont use them though. I like my fat. :lol: I dont need a siggy no moar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayOxide Posted December 13, 2008 Author Share Posted December 13, 2008 This got moved to rants why? ... :| :| :| wut? I dont need a siggy no moar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will H Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Erm, what is this doing here? This hasn't got anything to do with Runescape. Anyway, some ads really annoy me. 'Hi, I'm Barry Scott and I'm here to tell you about CILLIT BANG!' I mean, wtf? Am I supposed to know who you are? ~ W ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayOxide Posted December 13, 2008 Author Share Posted December 13, 2008 Erm, what is this doing here? This hasn't got anything to do with Runescape. This got moved to rants why? ... :| :| :| wut? I posted it in a thing called Off Topic. But someone kinda failed. Guess I'll repost. :) I dont need a siggy no moar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouchy Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 I'm amazed at why it got moved too, as it clearly states that rants are for in game troubles. Nothing a Report can't fix ;) My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purfishx Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 RANTS LMAOO!!@!@!@*#!)#* -- My mother bought something from Billy Mays, I think, and she hasn't used it yet... Sigs by: Soa | Gold_Tiger10 | Harrinator1 | Guthix121 | robo | Elmo | Thru | Yaff2 Avatars by: Lit0ua | Unoalexi | Gold Tiger . Hello friend, Senajitkaushik was epic, Good luck bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggzs Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Go on Youtube and search up : "Don't drink and swing your kids", NZ anti-drinking ad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren211 Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 I was watching CNN and sat through 4 Billy Mays commercials within 2 commercial breaks. Seriously, what is so good about him that makes advertisers want to use him? HE'S LOUD AND HARD TO IGNORE? But the stupidest thing of all is... Head-On and its sister products. If you have a headache and Head-On cures it, you really didn't have a headache in the first place. And the commercials just give you a headache. It's a conspiracy! "Sit through our commercial and get a headache, then be forced to buy our product to solve your headache, then repeat! Brilliant!" Wonder who thought that clever plan up, eh? And the fact that all those informercials and paid programming are all the same. They have some renowned cook or cleaner or the owner of the product or some famous guy talk about the product, while a short white lady stands there in awe as though the product is God's gift from above. It's especially fail-tastic when the lady pretends she's never heard of the product by asking "what else can it do?" when the even average doorknob can see she's a member of the company or paid to say those things. [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueLancer Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Those darn Peptobismo ads with the hyperactive old people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
runescapeloser22 Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Someone needs to tell Billy Mays that caps lock isn't cool in real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 There's a load of dating ads at the top of my TIF page atm :? I mean, if they have girls, have them in my area :mrgreen: ALSO Woolworths adverts, with talking sheep & sheepdogs are rather frightening aswell :shock: 2257AD.TUMBLR.COM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 [Famous Person] Juicer. 6 tries later I learn that bananas will not work in it :( I still taste bits in it :S ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 I keep getting ads for viagra on "how to make money on the internet" searches.I guess I could sell my virginity. so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 I keep getting ads for viagra on "how to make money on the internet" searches.I guess I could sell my virginity. Good idea, I'll try that to! 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Considering I read somewhere some ugly girl got 4 million,if I did it,I could give you ALL 4 million,buy over Bill Gates' island and still have coupl'a billion to spare. Or maybe since I'm male,nothing at all. Dammit Jaerk,we fell into the pitfall of male prostitution (gigoloism?). so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggzs Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 I was flicking through channels and I saw this infomercial with Mr. T selling some kind of insta-cook oven. The Oven was pretty excellent, cooking a frozen steak to "restaurant quality" in around 20 minutes and it seemed too good to be true. A++ would watch again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Errdoth Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Someone needs to tell Billy Mays that caps lock isn't cool in real life. Don't be hatin. _tyct9l-fD8 Last.fm Signature Overlays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pureprayer Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Made me laugh soooooooooo hard Pureprayer, you're awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peronix Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 None of the stuff that my parents have gotten from those TV ads have ever worked as advertised. You know what really annoys me about those ads? Every single one I have EVER seen goes "BUT WAIT, CALL NOW AND WE'LL DOUBLE YOUR OFFER!" near the end. Every. Single. One. Blargh. :wall: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wongtong Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Go on Youtube and search up : "Don't drink and swing your kids", NZ anti-drinking ad. What what? Is that the one where the guy's drunk and swings his kid into a shelf or something? Man that's scary D: Considering I read somewhere some ugly girl got 4 million,if I did it,I could give you ALL 4 million,buy over Bill Gates' island and still have coupl'a billion to spare. I keep getting ads for viagra on "how to make money on the internet" searches.I guess I could sell my virginity. Good idea, I'll try that to! Me too! On Topic: I've never bought any of that stuff, probably never will either. I don't trust those ads... I always wonder if the "limited offer; buy one now in the next 5 minutes, get a second one free" really are limited/going for 5 minutes, or are they actually a permanent deal. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Go on Youtube and search up : "Don't drink and swing your kids", NZ anti-drinking ad. What what? Is that the one where the guy's drunk and swings his kid into a shelf or something? Man that's scary D: Considering I read somewhere some ugly girl got 4 million,if I did it,I could give you ALL 4 million,buy over Bill Gates' island and still have coupl'a billion to spare. I keep getting ads for viagra on "how to make money on the internet" searches.I guess I could sell my virginity. Good idea, I'll try that to! Me too! On Topic: I've never bought any of that stuff, probably never will either. I don't trust those ads... I always wonder if the "limited offer; buy one now in the next 5 minutes, get a second one free" really are limited/going for 5 minutes, or are they actually a permanent deal. Unless your watching QVC, which is a live broadcast, then those commercials are always offering the same thing.Even if you missed the 10 minute offer thing, you could always wait until the commercial repeats ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Erm, what is this doing here? This hasn't got anything to do with Runescape. Anyway, some ads really annoy me. 'Hi, I'm Barry Scott and I'm here to tell you about CILLIT BANG!' I mean, wtf? Am I supposed to know who you are? KPONH2j4In8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joes_So_Cool Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Hahhaha I do this all the time, my favorite was the Magic Bullet on the TV guide channel :D Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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