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"What's that, sandvich? Kill them all? Good idea!"

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PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. --Police said a Port St. Lucie man was arrested for throwing a sandwich at his girlfriend, the second food attack that sent a man to jail about a month. According to a police report released Monday, the 20-year-old man threw the sandwich at his girlfriend's face during an argument about auto insurance and then hit her head with his fist.

 

 

 

The man admitted to throwing the food but not hitting her. He was arrested Friday and faces a battery charge.

 

 

 

Last month, another man was arrested on a battery charge for hitting his girl friend with a sandwich, knocking her glasses off and nearly causing a traffic crash.

 

 

 

Police reports did not say what type of sandwich was used in either attack.

 

 

 

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http://www.comcast.net/articles/news-od ... ch.Attack/

 

 

 

The incident from inside a refrigerator:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMfzUZNXRbE

 

 

 

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Nom nom nom.

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The game.

OWNAGE FTW!!

 

 

 

When I saw this, I automatically remembered that Sandwich monster thing from Codename: Kids Next Door. :lol:

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Avatars by: Lit0ua | Unoalexi | Gold Tiger .

 

Hello friend, Senajitkaushik was epic, Good luck bro.

Reminds me of that time one of the American Idol contestants knocked his brother out over a turkey sandwich! :lol:

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Oh I absolutely love misleading news... :roll:

 

 

 

He punched her in the head; I doubt getting hit with a sandwich would really count as assault.

He was clearly arrested because he punched her. Same with the other mentioned guy, both did things that are arrestable, they just happen to involve a sandwich.

 

 

 

Stupid 'news' story.

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Silly man, you're not supposed to be throwing sandwiches, YOUR A MAN!

 

 

 

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protip: Bullets are much more effective. :shame:

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I wish I knew what type of sandwiches they were. Probably spam.

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[bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp

AHAHA, CRY SOME MORE.

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sleep like dead men

wake up like dead men

I wish I knew what type of sandwiches they were. Probably spam.

 

I see what ya did there

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WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME

#1 Wongtong stalker.

Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!

AHAHA, CRY SOME MORE.

 

 

 

Who is crying chap?

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it seems a lot of random objects are getting thrown at people these days

 

 

 

shoes, now sandwiches? whats next?

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AHAHA, CRY SOME MORE.

 

 

 

Nice siggy with penises drawn all over it.

 

 

 

God told the man to hit her with the sandwich, although the punch wasn't part of His divine Plan. There's a reason for everything.

SWAG

 

Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.

it seems a lot of random objects are getting thrown at people these days

 

 

 

shoes, now sandwiches? whats next?

 

 

 

e-high-fives.

 

 

 

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*HIGHFIVE!*

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Heh. Funny.

 

 

 

Reminds me of when my friend got really mad at something and just yelled something random. It turned out to be "WOMEN ARE STUPID AND I DON'T RESPECT THEM!"

 

 

 

Right next to his girlfriend.

 

 

 

Ahhh good times.

catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream

AHAHA, CRY SOME MORE.

 

 

 

Nice siggy with penises drawn all over it.

 

 

 

God told the man to hit her with the sandwich, although the punch wasn't part of His divine Plan. There's a reason for everything.

 

 

 

:thumbup:

 

 

 

Who is crying chap?

 

 

 

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sleep like dead men

wake up like dead men

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AHAHA, CRY SOME MORE.

 

 

 

Nice siggy with penises drawn all over it.

 

 

 

God told the man to hit her with the sandwich, although the punch wasn't part of His divine Plan. There's a reason for everything.

 

 

 

:thumbup:

 

 

 

Who is crying chap?

 

 

 

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I bet the victim's name was either Sasha or Natasha.

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Break the Walls down!

faces a battery charge.

 

 

 

Should've used one of those everlasting ones,eh?

 

 

 

Made me hungry for a sandvich.

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

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The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

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When i read this thread, first of all i laughed, then i decided to go make a sandwich :lol:

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That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds.

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