Wallettheif Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. --Police said a Port St. Lucie man was arrested for throwing a sandwich at his girlfriend, the second food attack that sent a man to jail about a month. According to a police report released Monday, the 20-year-old man threw the sandwich at his girlfriend's face during an argument about auto insurance and then hit her head with his fist. The man admitted to throwing the food but not hitting her. He was arrested Friday and faces a battery charge. Last month, another man was arrested on a battery charge for hitting his girl friend with a sandwich, knocking her glasses off and nearly causing a traffic crash. Police reports did not say what type of sandwich was used in either attack. Source: http://www.comcast.net/articles/news-od ... ch.Attack/ The incident from inside a refrigerator: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMfzUZNXRbE Nom nom nom. The game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purfishx Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 OWNAGE FTW!! When I saw this, I automatically remembered that Sandwich monster thing from Codename: Kids Next Door. :lol: Sigs by: Soa | Gold_Tiger10 | Harrinator1 | Guthix121 | robo | Elmo | Thru | Yaff2 Avatars by: Lit0ua | Unoalexi | Gold Tiger . Hello friend, Senajitkaushik was epic, Good luck bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Reminds me of that time one of the American Idol contestants knocked his brother out over a turkey sandwich! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
llcoolguy972 Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Oh I absolutely love misleading news... :roll: He punched her in the head; I doubt getting hit with a sandwich would really count as assault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pryomancer Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 He was clearly arrested because he punched her. Same with the other mentioned guy, both did things that are arrestable, they just happen to involve a sandwich. Stupid 'news' story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l0rd Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Silly man, you're not supposed to be throwing sandwiches, YOUR A MAN! protip: Bullets are much more effective. :shame: [iNSERT "I R EATIN TEH SHIX ATM" BILL COSBY SIGNATURE GIF HERE, LOL] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 I wish I knew what type of sandwiches they were. Probably spam. [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nine naked men Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 AHAHA, CRY SOME MORE. sleep like dead men wake up like dead men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 I wish I knew what type of sandwiches they were. Probably spam. I see what ya did there 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l0rd Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 AHAHA, CRY SOME MORE. Who is crying chap? [iNSERT "I R EATIN TEH SHIX ATM" BILL COSBY SIGNATURE GIF HERE, LOL] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_am_Geed Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 it seems a lot of random objects are getting thrown at people these days shoes, now sandwiches? whats next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 AHAHA, CRY SOME MORE. Nice siggy with penises drawn all over it. God told the man to hit her with the sandwich, although the punch wasn't part of His divine Plan. There's a reason for everything. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l0rd Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 it seems a lot of random objects are getting thrown at people these days shoes, now sandwiches? whats next? e-high-fives. *HIGHFIVE!* [iNSERT "I R EATIN TEH SHIX ATM" BILL COSBY SIGNATURE GIF HERE, LOL] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 Heh. Funny. Reminds me of when my friend got really mad at something and just yelled something random. It turned out to be "WOMEN ARE STUPID AND I DON'T RESPECT THEM!" Right next to his girlfriend. Ahhh good times. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nine naked men Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 AHAHA, CRY SOME MORE. Nice siggy with penises drawn all over it. God told the man to hit her with the sandwich, although the punch wasn't part of His divine Plan. There's a reason for everything. :thumbup: Who is crying chap? sleep like dead men wake up like dead men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Returned3 Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 [hide=]AHAHA, CRY SOME MORE. Nice siggy with penises drawn all over it. God told the man to hit her with the sandwich, although the punch wasn't part of His divine Plan. There's a reason for everything. :thumbup: Who is crying chap? [/hide] I bet the victim's name was either Sasha or Natasha. 00:00:0500:00:0400:00:0300:00:0200:00:0100:00:00 Break the Walls down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 faces a battery charge. Should've used one of those everlasting ones,eh? Made me hungry for a sandvich. so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDawn Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 When i read this thread, first of all i laughed, then i decided to go make a sandwich :lol: That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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