Omar Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 The ability to control time and space. I could see where I would be in years to come, what really happened years ago, and have more time in General :) That could also really suck. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgedThesis Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 I think we had this conversation before. Telekinesis, definitely. But on such a huge magnitude, it becomes god-like. As in, I can stop the molecules in your body and freeze you to death. Or maybe speed them up and rip you apart in a flurry of heat and fire? I could fly, stop bullets, and rip holes in the fabric of space time. I can create an envelope of protective energy to passively defend my body, rip doors from hinges, make planets collide, etc. OR, a great substitute would just be mastery over the Force, if it existed. Jedi are the best. Either that, or Sylar's original power in Heroes. The ability to see how things... 'tick'. Of course, I would use these abilities for good. Though, once I obtain such ability, I may become so drunk with power that I forget my principles ;_;. But I don't want to go among mad people!Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouchy Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 The ability to control time and space. I could see where I would be in years to come, what really happened years ago, and have more time in General :) That could also really suck. Yeah, there would be no surprise if I could go into the future, so I wouldn't use it. My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Yes you would. :P Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Definently chronomancy (time control). *pauses time* *steals clothes* *takes digital pictures* Ultimate blackmail! Light doesn't move when you stop time, thus pictars are useless. Or would you stalk two ... tocks? :? What? Myself, I would go with telekinesis depending on how powerful it is (can I move a pencil at 1 mph or planets moving at light speed) Otherwise, the ability to "use 100% of my brain" as some would say (I know we already use 100%): I could think incredibly fast, see things in slow motion, possibly have telekinesis, maybe persuasion to go with it depending on what kind of "brain power" it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 TBH what would it be like to get a 4th ball instead of penile enlargement? You don't want either. Fourth because if you break one and aren't able to race, I'll have to put you down. Second, because you'll have a permanent half-erection. And it's very easy to notice, so people will always think you were tiny in the pants department. :? What? A play on Zierro's words, thir. I decided I want to change my power to being a human stereo. Not having to open my mouth or do anything wierd, but I can make music follow me at any time, any music. Yeeeeeaaaaahhh. Also being able to cause light effects. Or just make disco balls come out of any ceiling. That would be AWESOME. Good or evil? Well, people might get annoyed if I play wierd music. But I think it's quite beneficial to have my own theme song every morning. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danqazmlp Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Hiro has way too many powers tbh, its not just one, he can teleport, stop, slow down time, teleport others etc, no fair, i'd want his. Want to be my friend? Look under my name to the left<<< and click the 'Add as friend' button!Big thanks to Stevepole for the signature!^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pureprayer Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 I would have Superman's power(s) Pureprayer, you're awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 I decided I want to change my power to being a human stereo. Not having to open my mouth or do anything wierd, but I can make music follow me at any time, any music. Yeeeeeaaaaahhh. Also being able to cause light effects. Or just make disco balls come out of any ceiling. That would be AWESOME. Good or evil? Well, people might get annoyed if I play wierd music. But I think it's quite beneficial to have my own theme song every morning. That would be SICK. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeddude Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 id have the power of electrcitiy, I want to be just like Pikachuu! XD Hmm, OR stop time so i can finish things and cheat. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathdrow Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 i really wish i had like ultra eyes, that could have x ray vision, and infrared vision, and night vision, and laser shooting abilities, and if i stare at someone, it scares them, and makes them run away, and the ability to shoot light out, like a flashlight, except it's not light, it's darkness. And it would make things all dark and empty looking. it'd be fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 i really wish i had like ultra eyes, that could have x ray vision, and infrared vision, and night vision, and laser shooting abilities, and if i stare at someone, it scares them, and makes them run away, and the ability to shoot light out, like a flashlight, except it's not light, it's darkness. And it would make things all dark and empty looking. it'd be fun. Can you say kill the unworthy via cancer and lack of fertility? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgedThesis Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 I decided I want to change my power to being a human stereo. Not having to open my mouth or do anything wierd, but I can make music follow me at any time, any music. Yeeeeeaaaaahhh. Also being able to cause light effects. Or just make disco balls come out of any ceiling. That would be AWESOME. Good or evil? Well, people might get annoyed if I play wierd music. But I think it's quite beneficial to have my own theme song every morning. Congratulations, you have just become the Dazzler: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dazzler Well, the second part at least. But I don't want to go among mad people!Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 OMFG EYE LAZORS1!!!1!!ONE!!!ELEVENSHIFT!!!!!!ONE!!!11 EXCLAMATION MARK or this: I think we had this conversation before. Telekinesis, definitely. But on such a huge magnitude, it becomes god-like. As in, I can stop the molecules in your body and freeze you to death. Or maybe speed them up and rip you apart in a flurry of heat and fire? I could fly, stop bullets, and rip holes in the fabric of space time. I can create an envelope of protective energy to passively defend my body, rip doors from hinges, make planets collide, etc. don't like somebody? throw the moon at them. \ or another one, the power of absolute command. by which i mean, you tell something to do something, it must do it no matter what. tell somebody not to die, they can never, ever die unless you tell them to die. probably the last one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nine naked men Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 To bestow upon myself any power that anyone has ever thought about. I'd have some kind of internal iPod interface type thing which lets me select superpowers, sorted however. That'd be so damned cool. sleep like dead men wake up like dead men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faux Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 make pokemons real imma ride a rapidash to school and get a machop to carry my [cabbage] around :: Guess the Movie Contest Champion: pfilc23 :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 I'd get Geodude. Machop looks like an assface. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThurinEthir Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 make pokemons real imma ride a rapidash to school and get a machop to carry my [cabbage] around Huh, that'd be nice. Or control over fire. Because I want to be a servant of the secret fire, a wielder of the flame of Anor. Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flying_death_bombs55 Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Immortality and Indestructibility. (also eternal youth if that doesn't come with immortality) When you mentioned the Dragon Plates I had a sudden vision of a load of gangsters running around in fancy dress yealling "Grim Reaper in da hood!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faux Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 I'd get Geodude. Machop looks like an assface. Machop would break Geodude in half and throw a piece of it right at yo face :: Guess the Movie Contest Champion: pfilc23 :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 I'd get Geodude. Machop looks like an assface. Machop would break Geodude in half and throw a piece of it right at yo face SQUIRTLE OWNS ALL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krugtheorc Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 all of you have unorigional ideas: telekensis, mind controll, imortality...they have all been done before, twisted to become curses, used to threaten the human race, used to save the human race, restrained for the sake of the human race, unleashed onto the human race, and made afternoon tea for the human race. how about this, i want to have the ability to keys to fit any lock in an instant. Household doors to fort knox, noone would be safe. or how about the ability to bend cosmic will to do the impossiable, however on the pretext that it must be comical. Tieing a knot into a shotgun barrell or turning it back at the other person, walking through a plexiglass wall that was supposted to stop me, or in effect, running through a brick wall, leaving a human running shaped hole behind me or how about super fighting ability related to the type of music playing in the background. Strong heavy metal or an engrosing musical peice and i'm stronger than superman, a bit of energic techno and i'm a kung fu master, the rocky theme and i'm a boxer, rap and i suddenly get my hand on a couple custom handguns, miley sirus and a turn into a phone loving teenager Be creative people! PS: darkenss is not an element, it is the absence of light. Saying that you want controll over everything that is outside the boundries of light as well as a light source is... It is not the great who are strong, but the strong who are great--Albel Nox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathdrow Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 all of you have unorigional ideas: telekensis, mind controll, imortality...they have all been done before, twisted to become curses, used to threaten the human race, used to save the human race, restrained for the sake of the human race, unleashed onto the human race, and made afternoon tea for the human race. how about this, i want to have the ability to keys to fit any lock in an instant. Household doors to fort knox, noone would be safe. or how about the ability to bend cosmic will to do the impossiable, however on the pretext that it must be comical. Tieing a knot into a shotgun barrell or turning it back at the other person, walking through a plexiglass wall that was supposted to stop me, or in effect, running through a brick wall, leaving a human running shaped hole behind me or how about super fighting ability related to the type of music playing in the background. Strong heavy metal or an engrosing musical peice and i'm stronger than superman, a bit of energic techno and i'm a kung fu master, the rocky theme and i'm a boxer, rap and i suddenly get my hand on a couple custom handguns, miley sirus and a turn into a phone loving teenager Be creative people! PS: darkenss is not an element, it is the absence of light. Saying that you want controll over everything that is outside the boundries of light as well as a light source is... i had a really good idea written down but someone keeps deleting a bunch of posts from threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbellz Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 I'd have the power to take massive hits of heroin and live. :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren211 Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Definitely the ability to freeze time. The amount of mischief I could create... and when I wake up early for school I can freeze time at 6:30 AM and sleep in for hours... [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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