fastortoise Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 someone apparently doesnt have an eye out. I know, bad joke about a bad situation. But, what can you do? Make better ones. The guards should have kept an EYE on him. He'd better keep an EYE out. Can he SEE clearly now the rain is gone? I wonder if he'll WATCH the AFC and NFC games coming up. *gouges both eyes out* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_mumm_ra Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 this thread hurts me, as eye things are pretty much the only things that make me sick. (my eyes are watering while i'm posting this, and started when i read the title >< ) when we dissected a sheeps eye in 7th grade, i had to run out in the hall in order to not throw up, cause i was fine up until i started to cut it with the scalpel, then the aqueous (i think that the right humor anyway) kinda squirted out a little. kinda left me a bit haunted. weirdly i didn't have a problem with sheep brain, sheep or dog (i forget which) heart, or a frog. just the eye of the sheep. oh well. totally gross dude. [hide=WOO TEXT! updated Jan 19, 2009 (last quote)] And Evil you mad bastard. You are definately bringing TET back up to it's glory. No doubt about it. Keep it going champ.24,485th to 99 defence on 7-23-08I always forget you're 20 too. I always think you're 25 or something. o.oYa think that I'm insane, Its not sane... its not saneobligitory devart link: http://evil-mumm-ra.deviantart.com/Pogonophobia is the fear of beards.She isn't naked so it's legal.I'm a porn star.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angryjoe Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 I don't really see any discussion value here, but yeah, that is totally disturbing. Yah we should broaden it really, make it the general eye gousing thread or something similar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_mumm_ra Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 I don't really see any discussion value here, but yeah, that is totally disturbing. Yah we should broaden it really, make it the general eye gousing thread or something similar. it's pretty much the same as any other article that gets posted here. very few seem to have any real discussion value. let's just make it into a thread about gross eye things that you've had happen to you, or seen happen or something, kinda like i did with my other post. comment on the article, and share your own story. discussion value isn't hard. people need to stop complaining if they aren't actually doing something about it. [hide=WOO TEXT! updated Jan 19, 2009 (last quote)] And Evil you mad bastard. You are definately bringing TET back up to it's glory. No doubt about it. Keep it going champ.24,485th to 99 defence on 7-23-08I always forget you're 20 too. I always think you're 25 or something. o.oYa think that I'm insane, Its not sane... its not saneobligitory devart link: http://evil-mumm-ra.deviantart.com/Pogonophobia is the fear of beards.She isn't naked so it's legal.I'm a porn star.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkbullet3 Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Meh. Horrible, I know, lol. ^ Blog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Did it at least taste good? And theres a good side, now the country nededs not pay a few dollers to feed him. Eye like to think positive :twss: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squig Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 omnomnom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wisp Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 this thread hurts me, as eye things are pretty much the only things that make me sick. (my eyes are watering while i'm posting this, and started when i read the title >< ) when we dissected a sheeps eye in 7th grade, i had to run out in the hall in order to not throw up, cause i was fine up until i started to cut it with the scalpel, then the aqueous (i think that the right humor anyway) kinda squirted out a little. kinda left me a bit haunted. weirdly i didn't have a problem with sheep brain, sheep or dog (i forget which) heart, or a frog. just the eye of the sheep. oh well. totally gross dude. I was once taking out a eye in something we were dissecting, and the scalpel slipped slightly and stuff from the eye shot into my face. Hegemony-Spain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkbullet3 Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 this thread hurts me, as eye things are pretty much the only things that make me sick. (my eyes are watering while i'm posting this, and started when i read the title >< ) when we dissected a sheeps eye in 7th grade, i had to run out in the hall in order to not throw up, cause i was fine up until i started to cut it with the scalpel, then the aqueous (i think that the right humor anyway) kinda squirted out a little. kinda left me a bit haunted. weirdly i didn't have a problem with sheep brain, sheep or dog (i forget which) heart, or a frog. just the eye of the sheep. oh well. totally gross dude. I was once taking out a eye in something we were dissecting, and the scalpel slipped slightly and stuff from the eye shot into my face. That's nothing to be scared of. It didn't kill you or singe your skin, did it? :notalk: ^ Blog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Eye can't believe its not butter Tastes like chicken Tastes like eye candy Wow...thats so brutal...and so awesome... RATCHETS AWARD FOR CRAZIEST PERSON GOES TO: THE GUY WHO ATE HIS EYEBALL! Thankfully since he can't see, we just taped a couple pieces of cradboard together and told him it was a trophy. We also included an all you can eat buffet meal at the local crematory! Remember to go by for saturdays special of stuffed kidney! Honor your family by eating them, then pooping them into the toilet! Our buffet even has a real fire! Order pizzas anyway you want and our old fashion ovens will make the best tasting pizza ever! Choose from all kinds of toppings from family and friends! Come on down! We are found on MLK BLVD and Sterling, right next to the trailer park and the burnt out bus! (ends crappy attempt at comedy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Inc Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Why. That's all I want to know. Why. Good grief; it was probably 4chan's fault. He must have done it for the lulz. I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193) Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KCIf you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_mumm_ra Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 this thread hurts me, as eye things are pretty much the only things that make me sick. (my eyes are watering while i'm posting this, and started when i read the title >< ) when we dissected a sheeps eye in 7th grade, i had to run out in the hall in order to not throw up, cause i was fine up until i started to cut it with the scalpel, then the aqueous (i think that the right humor anyway) kinda squirted out a little. kinda left me a bit haunted. weirdly i didn't have a problem with sheep brain, sheep or dog (i forget which) heart, or a frog. just the eye of the sheep. oh well. totally gross dude. I was once taking out a eye in something we were dissecting, and the scalpel slipped slightly and stuff from the eye shot into my face. That's nothing to be scared of. It didn't kill you or singe your skin, did it? :notalk: who said anything about being scared? almost barfing doesn't related to being scared at all. it just grosses me out for some reason. oh, and a side note. the next day a kid in class was making fun of me for having to go outside, he got detention for a day cause of it. i loved that science teacher. he was awesome. [hide=WOO TEXT! updated Jan 19, 2009 (last quote)] And Evil you mad bastard. You are definately bringing TET back up to it's glory. No doubt about it. Keep it going champ.24,485th to 99 defence on 7-23-08I always forget you're 20 too. I always think you're 25 or something. o.oYa think that I'm insane, Its not sane... its not saneobligitory devart link: http://evil-mumm-ra.deviantart.com/Pogonophobia is the fear of beards.She isn't naked so it's legal.I'm a porn star.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 I can't be the only that thinks that this is one of the most ballsiest thing anyone has ever done. If not it's definitely up there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Oh yeah, my friend stuck a fish eye in his mouth and bit it for $5. :lol: 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WookieeMania12 Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Oh yeah, my friend stuck a fish eye in his mouth and bit it for $5. :lol: Your friend was ripped off. Biting a fish eye should be in the $30-$50 range We should euthanize anyone who lacks the capability to contribute to society in any way.Please don't elect this man for president in 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scn64 Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 I wonder what it looked like to him. It would be strange to have the view from one eye as it's being pulled out combined with the view from the other eye. Of course, it doesn't sound like this guy was being too careful, so maybe he lost vision in the eye before it even started to leave the socket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Oh yeah, my friend stuck a fish eye in his mouth and bit it for $5. :lol: Your friend was ripped off. Biting a fish eye should be in the $30-$50 range I'd do it for nothing actually. I'd just want it washed off first. But if someone offered money for it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_mumm_ra Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 I wonder what it looked like to him. It would be strange to have the view from one eye as it's being pulled out combined with the view from the other eye. Of course, it doesn't sound like this guy was being too careful, so maybe he lost vision in the eye before it even started to leave the socket. he pulled out his right eye 5 days after the murders in 04, left eye came out dec 08. he couldn't see anything this last time. the first time would have been weird though. [hide=WOO TEXT! updated Jan 19, 2009 (last quote)] And Evil you mad bastard. You are definately bringing TET back up to it's glory. No doubt about it. Keep it going champ.24,485th to 99 defence on 7-23-08I always forget you're 20 too. I always think you're 25 or something. o.oYa think that I'm insane, Its not sane... its not saneobligitory devart link: http://evil-mumm-ra.deviantart.com/Pogonophobia is the fear of beards.She isn't naked so it's legal.I'm a porn star.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scn64 Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Yeah, I meant the first time...forgot to specify. I wonder why he waited so long to gouge out the second eye. Apparently, he enjoys it, so you'd think he'd get right to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichieMcD Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Christian fundamentalism ftw :| I don't know how in any light or view any verse in the bible made him do that, unless he misinterpreted "An Eye for an Eye" crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsavi Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 I hate stories like these. They never fill you in with the vital details like... why he did it or what verse he read. I'm going to guess he was reading the verse that says 'An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth' Christian fundamentalism ftw :| ... unless he misinterpreted "An Eye for an Eye" crap. Pray tell, which verse says that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_mumm_ra Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 You have heard that it was said, "An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth. But I say to you, Do not resist an evildoer. But if anyone strikes you on the right cheek, turn the other also; [hide=WOO TEXT! updated Jan 19, 2009 (last quote)] And Evil you mad bastard. You are definately bringing TET back up to it's glory. No doubt about it. Keep it going champ.24,485th to 99 defence on 7-23-08I always forget you're 20 too. I always think you're 25 or something. o.oYa think that I'm insane, Its not sane... its not saneobligitory devart link: http://evil-mumm-ra.deviantart.com/Pogonophobia is the fear of beards.She isn't naked so it's legal.I'm a porn star.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryno258 Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 There is also the quote from the book of exodus: 23If any harm follows, then you shall give life for life, 24eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot, 25burn for burn, wound for wound, stripe for stripe. 26 When a slave-owner strikes the eye of a male or female slave, destroying it, the owner shall let the slave go, a free person, to compensate for the eye. 27If the owner knocks out a tooth of a male or female slave, the slave shall be let go, a free person, to compensate for the tooth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsavi Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 You have heard that it was said, "An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth. But I say to you, Do not resist an evildoer. But if anyone strikes you on the right cheek, turn the other also; That's where it says against it, yes. The refrence made by the two other posters made it sound like they thought there was a verse in the bible supporting it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Isn't there a Jewish book called Exodus also?Confusing holiness #-o so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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