josh181830 Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 I thought this was pretty funny: How to Decide Who to Marry: By Kids By: Salma Rumman (View Profile) Kids contemplate marriage. How would you make your marriage work? Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. Ricky, age 10 How can a stranger tell if two people are married? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. Derrick, age 8 What do you think your mom and dad have in common? Both dont want any more kids. Lori, age 8 What do most people do on a date? Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. Lynnette, age 8 (isnt she a treasure?) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. Martin, age 10 What would you do on a first date that was turning sour? Id run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. Craig, age 9 When is it okay to kiss someone? When theyre rich. Pam, age 7 The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldnt want to mess with that. Curt, age 7 The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. Its the right thing to do. Howard, age 8 What is the right age to get married? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. Camille, age 10 No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age) Is it better to be single or married? I dont know which is better, but Ill tell you one thing. Im never going to have sex with my wife. I dont want to be all grossed out. Theodore, age 8 Its better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. Anita, age 9 (bless you child) How do you decide whom to marry? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who theyre going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who youre stuck with. Kristen, age 10 http://www.divinecaroline.com/article/22077/35341-decide-marry--kids/1 Pretty funny in my opinion :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Hilarious. -.- 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Kids should rule the world. Don't get as much hate. Well, so long as Billy ain't a poopnose. Hilarious. -.- I sure thought so. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 I lol'd :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulglowactivatur Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Its better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. Anita, age 9 (bless you child) How true. Family Force 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Th3_Crusader Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Is it better to be single or married? I dont know which is better, but Ill tell you one thing. Im never going to have sex with my wife. I dont want to be all grossed out. Theodore, age 8 lmao! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Is it better to be single or married? I dont know which is better, but Ill tell you one thing. Im never going to have sex with my wife. I dont want to be all grossed out. Theodore, age 8 lmao! Rofl...just noticed this one :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giordano Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 I find these hard to believe coming from little kids. Their sentence structure seems to be too mature... "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmmcannibalism Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Is it better to be single or married? I dont know which is better, but Ill tell you one thing. Im never going to have sex with my wife. I dont want to be all grossed out. Theodore, age 8 lmao! Anyone else worried about an 8 year old using the word sex? Thats like second grade, at least 2 years younger then Id call reasonable. I thought most of those were funny but a few leave me a little more worried about humanities future :? Orthodoxy is unconciousnessthe only ones who should kill are those who are prepared to be killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 I find these hard to believe coming from little kids. Their sentence structure seems to be too mature... I know, its what im thinking now... :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barihawk Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 I find these hard to believe coming from little kids. Their sentence structure seems to be too mature... That's the very first thing I noticed. Their grammar is like, college educated. Obviously written for a newspaper or some editorial by an adult. My heart is broken by the terrible loss I have sustained in my old friends and companions and my poor soldiers. Believe me, nothing except a battle lost can be half so melancholy as a battle won. -Sir Arthur Wellesley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmmcannibalism Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Its possible they cleaned the grammar up for the sake of being able to read it. Or that an adult wrote it, Im trying to maintain some faith lol. still disturbed by the quote I pointed out lol Orthodoxy is unconciousnessthe only ones who should kill are those who are prepared to be killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 It's a word. Of course, I didn't even know what sex was until fourth grade ... and I thought "pregnant" was a curse word until I was 9 ... But that isn't the damn point. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
llcoolguy972 Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 When is it okay to kiss someone? When theyre rich. Pam, age 7 Win. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouchy Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 I find these hard to believe coming from little kids. Their sentence structure seems to be too mature... I'm with you on that. Chances are they changed it round to make sense. But that is still funny/cute :lol: My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yomyth105 Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 When is it okay to kiss someone? When theyre rich. Pam, age 7 Win. :lol: :lol: what a gold digger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmmcannibalism Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 It's a word. Of course, I didn't even know what sex was until fourth grade ... and I thought "pregnant" was a curse word until I was 9 ... But that isn't the damn point. The weird thing is the way he said that shows some knowledge of it I think the goldigger wins best quote lol Orthodoxy is unconciousnessthe only ones who should kill are those who are prepared to be killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbellz Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 I find these hard to believe coming from little kids. Their sentence structure seems to be too mature... Agreed, after realizing this I couldn't find the hilarity in these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Th3_Crusader Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 How can a stranger tell if two people are married? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. Derrick, age 8 What do you think your mom and dad have in common? Both dont want any more kids. Lori, age 8 These are quite funny too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 I doubt the kids wrote these. People speak with pretty good sentence structure. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yomyth105 Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 not only that, but these seem almost too funny. I mean kids dont normally say "to see whether they yell at the same kid" that is just weird. :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Kristin is an idiot. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zierro Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Chips n dip at the price of your own independence. That's what I call a deal. =P~ =P~ =P~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Kristin is an idiot. I agree. She seems to have been led on by adults in her life to believe in God rather than having the choice herself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zierro Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Kristin is an idiot. I agree. She seems to have been led on by adults in her life to believe in God rather than having the choice herself. I agree too. She also needs to realize that you do not have to be stuck with anyone as long as you are willing to divorce them or murder them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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