rangeor Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 As much as I'd like to believe little kids actually wrote these, I don't think they did :\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InkofDeath Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 I find these hard to believe coming from little kids. Their sentence structure seems to be too mature... Agreed, after realizing this I couldn't find the hilarity in these. /ragequit I'm going to be a hater and say there wasn't really anything 'spectacular' in there, except the gold digger, but even after you think of how it is altered, it's just not funny, or there' no humour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l0rd Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 KIDS SAY THE DARNEDEST THINGS!!! [iNSERT "I R EATIN TEH SHIX ATM" BILL COSBY SIGNATURE GIF HERE, LOL] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da_Latios Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Kristin is an idiot. I agree. She seems to have been led on by adults in her life to believe in God rather than having the choice herself. I agree too. She also needs to realize that you do not have to be stuck with anyone as long as you are willing to divorce them or murder them. I too agree. She also needs to realize that Google can't directly force you to marry someone, but with its AI technology, it can con people into marrying you. For the above: "Google is God" reference, and "Eagle Eye" reference. IRC Nick: Hiroki | 99 Agility | Max Quest Points | 138 CombatBandos drops: 20 Hilt | 22 Chestplate | 21 Tassets | 14 Boots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jemathonical Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 I remember reading all these types of 'Kids answers to questions' in emails and newspapers. I don't think they are real, and someone has made them up. But yeh they were pretty funny. ^Sir Jem 05-The Bunny Drinking Blog?^ Click it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Viola Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 I saw these before. Not that funny in my opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Boys need someone to clean up after them. Apparently so does my girlfriend. 23 years is forever.I disagree.Only the school years are forever.And the holidays.Which is everyday except the weekend is forever. so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assassin_696 Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 I find it hard to believe that they were all said by kids. Some of them are far too cynical or laden with a dry wit to come from someone that age. "Da mihi castitatem et continentam, sed noli modo" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IGoddessI Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 That's cute but I thought it was an actual topic/discussion on "how to decide who to marry". I clicked on it all happily and then became a little disappointed. Although not completely disappointed because those comments were way cute. The only people who tell you that you can't do something are those who have already given up on their own dreams so feel the need to discourage yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgedThesis Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Are kids becoming more intelligent with the times? Damn! I was under the impression that it was going in the opposite direction. Y'see, I peg child intelligence directly with the quality of shows on Cartoon Network. And CN sucks now. Maybe this method is the wrong way to go about it. But I don't want to go among mad people!Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Kristin is an idiot. I agree. She seems to have been led on by adults in her life to believe in God rather than having the choice herself. I agree too. She also needs to realize that you do not have to be stuck with anyone as long as you are willing to divorce them or murder them. I too agree. She also needs to realize that Google can't directly force you to marry someone, but with its AI technology, it can con people into marrying you. For the above: "Google is God" reference, and "Eagle Eye" reference. Oh, I see what you did there. I don't think these are funny. That 8 year-old kid talking about sex, that's wierd. :| #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmmcannibalism Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Are kids becoming more intelligent with the times? Damn! I was under the impression that it was going in the opposite direction. Y'see, I peg child intelligence directly with the quality of shows on Cartoon Network. And CN sucks now. Maybe this method is the wrong way to go about it. I use the same method, and I think it works. On my bus for school I had a ten minute debate with a kid having to explain to him that stealing was wrong (yes society is doomed). That 8 year-old kid talking about sex, that's wierd Finally someone agrees with me lol Orthodoxy is unconciousnessthe only ones who should kill are those who are prepared to be killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichieMcD Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Quite obviously kids didn't write those, the grammar is perfect and most opinions are that of a mid-teen or later. If you didn't provide a source I'd have guessed you wrote it yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsavi Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 ^ Nah, I've seen some of those before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azvareth Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Obviously they didn't quote those kids word-for-word, which I suppose you wouldn't know unless you live in a country where subtitles for TV shows are used a lot. During interviews with people who aren't especially fluent in the language they're speaking, you obviously won't read every grammar mistake and poor sentence structure in the subtitle. The sentences will be cleaned up, but the message will still be there. They'll just - in some cases - be much more articulate and better phrased. That's why these sentences sound like they came from people much older. I don't see anything wrong with that, either. I don't think these answers were made-up by some journalist either. I worked in a kindergarten a few years ago, with 2-4 year olds, and some of the things they said were pure gold; ripe with nonchalance and wit, could just as well have come out of a 64-year old. So I wouldn't be surprised if these sentences did come from 8-year olds. Unless they're in trouble, kids are just brutally honest about everything, and smarter than most people give them credit for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Adam Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 This reminds me of when some kid was pretending to shoot me when I was walking down the road, and I told him killing people wasn't cool. He said he was going to join the army so he could get a gun and shoot me :| About the grammar: I thought tif was all for it? And besides, people speak very well-grammared in their own language. And 8 - 10 years old isn't dumb =P An 8 year old mentioning sex though, is sorta weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Is it better to be single or married? I dont know which is better, but Ill tell you one thing. Im never going to have sex with my wife. I dont want to be all grossed out. Theodore, age 8 lmao! Rofl...just noticed this one :o I've noticed that one as well. :) It's amazing how much your ideology changes once you start to "mature". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walka92 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 very few of their answers were funny at al I'm gonna be walking down an alley in varrock, and walka is going to walk up to me in a trench coat and say "psst.. hey man, wanna buy some sara brew"walka92- retired with 99 in attack, strength, defence, health, magic, ranged, prayer and herblore and 137 combat. some day i may return to claim 138 combat, but alas, that time has not yet come Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Pam needs to be removed from the face of the Earth #-o Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killerbeer0 Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Well, I thought this was a real thread for relationship advice... so I'll answer based on my original impression. Marry the girl/guy who's there with you when you're at your lowest, when you aren't doing so well. That's how you know they love you for you. OH S***! He/she/it is back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pureprayer Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Pureprayer, you're awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 ^ Faaaiiiillll. :wall: That picture is less funny then the actual thing. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megakiller32 Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Hilarious. -.- Because 6-10 year olds really speak with vocabularys stretching that far and the power to masterfully contort the english language around it. Do it properly and all you'd get is "you're poopy"...possibly. Quit Runescape 30th May 2006.Thanks to Hawkxs for my signature :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suncrafter Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. Martin, age 10 Er... ya that is, more or less, true. :geek: Proud webmaster of:"Orc Magazine" and the "Stickman Murder Mystery Games" too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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