August 10, 200520 yr chavs are named after the town they first appeared in, chatham in kent (I used to live not far from there) They usually drive around in old ford fiesta's, escorts or vauxhall nova's. Their phones usually play one of the many annoying jamster ring ones. They communicate by grunting and hunt in packs, alone their cowards that will run away from anyone to get their mates and now every town in britain is a chav town and I don't think it will be long till they take the world. They also call cars ka's
August 10, 200520 yr We don't have chavs here, we have neds. Pretty much the same thing... fake burberry cap, popped collar, chib, bottle of buckfast etc. etc. :wink: Yep we have neds here Non Educated Delinquint (Sp) i wear nike and puma, no caps, but unlike most 'Neds' i dont go about trying to beat the .... outta people for no reason.. Edit - My smart dress is jeans and a normal t-shirt from topman, which i wear more than tracksuits...
August 11, 200520 yr Hah, magic.. I'm so quoting that. Great guide on CHAVS :) oh god yes ive wa\ited so long to be in someones sig :) [/bads]
August 11, 200520 yr Author Lol gratz magic TV!!111 I saw a chav in a nova the other day with green neon lights, shame they werent on something worth more then ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâã2 :( And no lol why do you always want to get stuff from John Lewis. Its over Ãâã300 more then than what i paid. John Lewis is a great, great shop.
August 12, 200520 yr Doncaster is Chav heaven. The perfect example of a chav from Donny is a dude called Devvo. Devvo's Website My brother is a chav...lol, i am not a chav...i hate em. I've said Doncaster because thats where im from/live. Donny is in S.Yorkshire. :D
August 23, 200520 yr Chavs sound like wiggers, the scum of the earth. :x Panix - /server -j #runescape irc.efnet.org-NOT EVEN DOOM MUSIC
August 23, 200520 yr I'm not :cry: *pops collor on pink shirt and downs a bottle of white lightning* Mercifull <3 Suzi "We don't want players to be able to buy their way to success in RuneScape. If we let players start doing this, it devalues RuneScape for others. We feel your status in real-life shouldn't affect your ability to be successful in RuneScape" Jagex 01/04/01 - 02/03/12
August 23, 200520 yr I'm not :cry: *pops collor on pink shirt and downs a bottle of white lightning* I know where you live, and i will petrol bomb your house. Kirk and Lars I could handle. At the same time.
August 23, 200520 yr In for petrol bombing of Matt. Make sure you post pics. Yeah, no pics no care :D :: Guess the Movie Contest Champion: pfilc23 ::
August 23, 200520 yr Doncaster is Chav heaven. The perfect example of a chav from Donny is a dude called Devvo. Devvo's Website My brother is a chav...lol, i am not a chav...i hate em. I've said Doncaster because thats where im from/live. Donny is in S.Yorkshire. :D Hehe, my brothers a chav too, which is strnag because my parents were punks, i'm a metalhead. Devvo is * hilarious, i think we should burn all ze chavs :oops: the thing i hate most is their music... aaargh how can i call it music.... for anyone that doesnt know its most likely dance music.. with nothing but bass.. aaaaaaaargh
August 23, 200520 yr I'm hispanic. Looks like [bleep]ing rednecks to me.[/b] mod edit - don't go around the censor again. Smooth edit - uuh looks like the bad bad mod is out to get me :cry:
August 23, 200520 yr Author rofl I think rednecks are funny. I mean im not american or encoutered one but from what ive heard and the stereotypes ive seen, they look hillarious :D And no lol why do you always want to get stuff from John Lewis. Its over ̣̉300 more then than what i paid. John Lewis is a great, great shop.
August 23, 200520 yr My Local Town, is oneof the most Chavvy towns ever, its not a big town but ASBOs (AntiSocial Behavoir Orders) are being given out everywhere 8) Retired from Runescape and the OoC.
August 25, 200520 yr im quite near em and there everywhere theres a road near us where they all come from and if u ask someone if they live there, they'll be like no no i live near there or i live on the edge of it
August 26, 200520 yr im quite near em and there everywhere theres a road near us where they all come from and if u ask someone if they live there, they'll be like no no i live near there or i live on the edge of it hmm... the guy yesterday said that... Retired from Runescape and the OoC.
August 28, 200520 yr Chav rude boys in their sooped up Nova. Sports clothes are both their smart and casual dress, always wear caps with hoodys, tracksuits, nike shox, socks tucked into their trackys. Short hair, always - can't be a rocker phag after all. Street language is a must. Uneducated neanderthols using words such as "Safe" which means "everything is ok" or "thankyou," "innit" meaning "yes, i agree" or "don't you agree?" Of course, you have to act like a chav too. You can't go a day without mugging a "camery fone" off a "rocker phag" and getting your daily dose of weed and cider. You have to sit on the back of the bus, and you're always better than everybody on there, no matter what. Make sure you flick chips at whoever happens to be on there, can't miss an opportunity like that. Other words you may want to use include replacing "that" with "dat dere ting" and "ya wot" instead of "pardon me?" not to forget randomly shouting "BLIP BLIP!" at the top of your pre-pubescent voice. You must wear heavy gold jewlerry - soverigns and chains for the lads, huge hoop earrings and clown pendants for the ladies. The only music you may like is Dizee Rascal and Speed Garage. You must refer to these not as "good music" but "FAT CHOOOONNZZZ!!!" And oh yeah, don't even think about wearing anything that isnt burberry, nike or lacoste. I used to hang around with the chavs around my area, til they started getting into just causing trouble. I try not to stereotype, but its way too hard when they're all just clones. I actually went with a friend who buys erm, substances because he wanted me to. Don't ban me for saying that hahah. But anyway, it was a really chav-ridden area. He met a kid he knew down there who had a warning from the police. The kid got it out, and actually couldn't read it properly because he never learned to read. That's just terrible man. But don't get the wrong idea. I know people who dress like chavs but thats just because they are who they are - most of them actually hate chavs. I guess you'd have to call these the stoners, as thats all they really do, but they're much better people than the chavs. I know people who are just, themselves...they might wear a lacoste tracksuit, but it doesnt affect them at all. Infact, they go to college. Nuff said. passenger seat=ugliest person ever
August 28, 200520 yr http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/4183326.stm chav victims ~Dan64AuSince 27 Aug 2002
August 28, 200520 yr Im not a fan of chavs infact i stay clear of them. But I do feel they are a scapegoat for society, blaiming crime on the white working-class youthes who have no way of defending themselves due to a lack of education. Is vandalism and other property related crime a bigger problem than 'white collar crime' commited by the middle class where due to corporate crimes by evading safety guidelines to make more dollars thousands of deaths happen across the world. Just something to think about.
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