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I hate you pepsi. I friggin hate you. I hope you die. You are everything bad in the world. You can't make lids for crap. Everytime I open one of your bottles, the pepsi explodes over my hands, my clothes, my face. I never get this [cabbage] with coke, or any other drink. At least they know how to make working lids. I mean, what the [bleep] does your lid even supposed to mean? Do you think your unique? Do you think you're awesome? Do you think you're hardcore by being 'alternative' likes those emos at school that smoke and threaten to suicide if that girl doesn't go out with them? I mean, your lids looks like a godamn mushroom, with a giant gap between them and the ring, leaving for all kinds of rage when I open the bottle. To better explain this, here is a diagram:

 

 

 

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Wtf...that is absolute crap. I'm starting to think you're intentionally making your lids like this just to piss off people like me, the average teenage consumer. You suck. Were you all high when you thought this up? Were you shooting up meth? Were you snorting coke? Whoever designed this lid should have his balls eatin by a pack of feral dogs infected with aids. Is this crap like this elsewhere in the world? Or is this only like this in Australia?

 

 

 

Goodbye pepsi, Coke owns you in every possible way.

 

 

 

(I'm very angry right now, this always happens when I open my pepsi)

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Jesus, just learn to open it in a way that doesn't cause [cabbage] to spill. Do you really want attention this bad? This thread isn't even funny, it's just annoying.

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Why were you drinking Pepsi in the first place...

 

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Never had a problem with pepsi :|

 

And coke is much better.

 

 

 

Pepsi>Coke.

 

:shock: YOU TAKE THAT BACK

 

 

 

Pepsi Max > Coke Zero though, Coke Zero is horrible.

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What a waste of space. Spam :thumbdown:

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I never have a problem with it. Try to not shake it 5ftup5ftdown at 90s/m before opening. You know, just putting it out there.

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Diet Coke > Everything else imo.

 

 

 

I've never had this problem though :P

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Discussion Value ?

 

 

 

No.

 

 

 

This is a stupid thread. Someone please lock it before I make a thread about how annoying crappy threads are.

 

 

 

Yeah, that was supposed to be a rhetorical question with an obvious answer.

 

 

 

I.E NO.

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I just did my own experiment opening 20 bottles of Pepsi. The first 10 I opened did not fizz up or make me angry.

 

Then I shook up the other 10 bottles and opened them, 9 fizzed up. I didn't quite get as angry as you as I am obviously not as emotionally attached to my liquid beveridges as you are.

 

In conclusion, don't shake up softdrink. And don't come to a forum and complain like an [wagon] about how you spilt softdrink.

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About as much discussion value as that odd Tooth-Brush/ Bear Combat thread.

 

And that thread was kept open.

 

 

 

Don't present a double-standard here.

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About as much discussion value as that odd Tooth-Brush/ Bear Combat thread.

 

And that thread was kept open.

 

 

 

Don't present a double-standard here.

 

 

 

Mods have a hard time. Even though this original poster is trolling, it will be hard for mods to lock it. No doubt people will whinge and say they aren't any 'fun' threads in OT. So they keep it open and you know what is going to happen..

 

So whatever mods do, people will be unhappy.

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As long as Mods keep consistent and abide by the rules set by whoever built this place, it's fine. People would be unhappy with the rules, not the Mods themselves.

 

 

 

Though yes, I agree, Mods do have a hard time mediating between what the forum law dictates and what the forum population wants.

 

 

 

Feel free to bash the OP for making a stupid topic, that's a freedom we all have, but there is no need to call Mods useless for simply following the rules and not locking it down.

 

 

 

If this thread is as stupid as several of you say it is, it will be ignored and eventually fall from the front page and into obscurity.

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What a waste of space. Spam :thumbdown:

 

So why reply with more spam? :-s

 

 

 

I'll opt to be the disliked one for closing this 'fun' topic. :P

 

 

 

There's simply no discussion value here, with the exception that coka cola quite obviously beats pepsi.

 

 

 

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