Happysniff Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 I hate you pepsi. I friggin hate you. I hope you die. You are everything bad in the world. You can't make lids for crap. Everytime I open one of your bottles, the pepsi explodes over my hands, my clothes, my face. I never get this [cabbage] with coke, or any other drink. At least they know how to make working lids. I mean, what the [bleep] does your lid even supposed to mean? Do you think your unique? Do you think you're awesome? Do you think you're hardcore by being 'alternative' likes those emos at school that smoke and threaten to suicide if that girl doesn't go out with them? I mean, your lids looks like a godamn mushroom, with a giant gap between them and the ring, leaving for all kinds of rage when I open the bottle. To better explain this, here is a diagram: Wtf...that is absolute crap. I'm starting to think you're intentionally making your lids like this just to piss off people like me, the average teenage consumer. You suck. Were you all high when you thought this up? Were you shooting up meth? Were you snorting coke? Whoever designed this lid should have his balls eatin by a pack of feral dogs infected with aids. Is this crap like this elsewhere in the world? Or is this only like this in Australia? Goodbye pepsi, Coke owns you in every possible way. (I'm very angry right now, this always happens when I open my pepsi) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 Drink it canned or in a glass bottle then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk02 Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 Jesus, just learn to open it in a way that doesn't cause [cabbage] to spill. Do you really want attention this bad? This thread isn't even funny, it's just annoying. I do English to Japanese and Japanese to English translation for free! Just keep it under 5 sentences, and PM me to use my fluency in Japanese to your advantage! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pryomancer Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 Why were you drinking Pepsi in the first place... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baalboy5 Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 Why were you drinking Pepsi in the first place... :nod: Coke baby Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob. People in OT eat glass when they are bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flodder450 Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 I find this very funny actua.lly and if e was a mod,peoplewe wouldnt flame him 99 Firemaking 30-5-2010 | 99 Fletching 13-7-2014 TET-AU member:6-10-2010 - 21-10-2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 Coke Coke Baby... :D Discussion Value ? Also, Pepsi actually tastes crap. I've noticed its got less carbonation that Coca-Cola. To above poster, LOLWUT?! ^_^. ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doomy Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 Never had a problem with pepsi :| And coke is much better. Doomy edit: I like sheep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 Never had a problem with pepsi :| And coke is much better. Pepsi>Coke. #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doomy Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 Never had a problem with pepsi :| And coke is much better. Pepsi>Coke. :shock: YOU TAKE THAT BACK Pepsi Max > Coke Zero though, Coke Zero is horrible. Doomy edit: I like sheep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IGoddessI Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 What a waste of space. Spam :thumbdown: The only people who tell you that you can't do something are those who have already given up on their own dreams so feel the need to discourage yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sohkmj1 Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 Pepsi sucks anyway. Coke for lyfe, and the smexy bottles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris5000 Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 No use crying of spilt mil... pepsi. I've never had this problem with pepsi... Luck be a Lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AceBeam Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 I never have a problem with it. Try to not shake it 5ftup5ftdown at 90s/m before opening. You know, just putting it out there. Oh yeah, and I've thought of taking babies and throwing them. For funsies. - Lenticular J"Isn't it pathetic how everything in our society is built around someone screwing someone else out of their money?" - killerbeer0 on American SocietyRebdragon can't wiz a woz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dracion1 Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 Diet Coke > Everything else imo. I've never had this problem though :P "In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warri0r45 Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 Discussion Value ? No. This is a stupid thread. Someone please lock it before I make a thread about how annoying crappy threads are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 Discussion Value ? No. This is a stupid thread. Someone please lock it before I make a thread about how annoying crappy threads are. Yeah, that was supposed to be a rhetorical question with an obvious answer. I.E NO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouwzie Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 You can't open bottles :| I never had problems with my Pepsi bottles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jemathonical Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 I just did my own experiment opening 20 bottles of Pepsi. The first 10 I opened did not fizz up or make me angry. Then I shook up the other 10 bottles and opened them, 9 fizzed up. I didn't quite get as angry as you as I am obviously not as emotionally attached to my liquid beveridges as you are. In conclusion, don't shake up softdrink. And don't come to a forum and complain like an [wagon] about how you spilt softdrink. ^Sir Jem 05-The Bunny Drinking Blog?^ Click it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgedThesis Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 About as much discussion value as that odd Tooth-Brush/ Bear Combat thread. And that thread was kept open. Don't present a double-standard here. But I don't want to go among mad people!Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jemathonical Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 About as much discussion value as that odd Tooth-Brush/ Bear Combat thread. And that thread was kept open. Don't present a double-standard here. Mods have a hard time. Even though this original poster is trolling, it will be hard for mods to lock it. No doubt people will whinge and say they aren't any 'fun' threads in OT. So they keep it open and you know what is going to happen.. So whatever mods do, people will be unhappy. ^Sir Jem 05-The Bunny Drinking Blog?^ Click it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgedThesis Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 As long as Mods keep consistent and abide by the rules set by whoever built this place, it's fine. People would be unhappy with the rules, not the Mods themselves. Though yes, I agree, Mods do have a hard time mediating between what the forum law dictates and what the forum population wants. Feel free to bash the OP for making a stupid topic, that's a freedom we all have, but there is no need to call Mods useless for simply following the rules and not locking it down. If this thread is as stupid as several of you say it is, it will be ignored and eventually fall from the front page and into obscurity. But I don't want to go among mad people!Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainy_Day Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 What a waste of space. Spam :thumbdown: So why reply with more spam? :-s I'll opt to be the disliked one for closing this 'fun' topic. :P There's simply no discussion value here, with the exception that coka cola quite obviously beats pepsi. -Locked. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)RIP Michaelangelopolous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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