What defines a Chav?

[Giordano]

So that's what a chav is? A white person trying to be a gangster?

 

If a chav gang had black and white members, would it still be a chav gang?

 

I think one race would kill the other off. :lol:

 

I don't know how chav gangs work but...

 

 

 

White gangsta = Chav = Wigga

 

 

 

Black gangsta = gangsta = [racist term]?

 

 

 

Gangsta being used not to confuse with legitimate gangsters.

[sohkmj1]

So that's what a chav is? A white person trying to be a gangster?

 

If a chav gang had black and white members, would it still be a chav gang?

 

I think one race would kill the other off. :lol:

 

I don't know how chav gangs work but...

 

 

 

White gangsta = Chav = Wigga

 

 

 

Black gangsta = gangsta = [bleep]?

 

 

 

Gangsta being used not to confuse with legitimate gangsters.

 

Being a gangster is LEGAL? Oh boy!

[Jaziek]

Chavs are a chiefly British phenomena, considered by some a backronym meaning 'council housed and violent'. While this is not believed to be the real etymology, it is certainly an apt description.

 

 

 

Chavs hang around outside shops in their council estate because they have nothing better to do. They drink lager and smoke cheap cigarettes, frequently cannabis, too. They find some sort of pleasure in beating the crap out of innocent passers by, or rival 'gang' members, as they consider their little group to be on par with American gangsters; a sad, deluded view.

 

 

 

They hang around in groups for safety, and all they like to do is play football, make themselves as muscular as possible, avoid school and it is '4 gais nd queers'. The sad thing is they think they can maintain this lifestyle for ever, but when they reach their early twenties, the majority of them will realise how mistaken they were, and wish they had at least one qualification to get a job that earns at least £5000 a year.

 

 

 

So that's a short introduction to chavs. For more information please visit Southampton, Portsmouth, London, Machester or Liverpool, to name a few English cities plagued with this problem. The scourge of the South, I like to call them, as the south of England is where they prominently breed.

 

 

 

 

 

you really think chavs are more predominant in the south?

 

spend a day in my city :D.

 

 

 

also, for information and funnies

 

 

 

[yt]L4PthyDuFbk[/yt] - not real but scarily accurate

 

 

 

and

 

 

 

[yt]1UgAARkpwLg[/yt] freaking hilarious

[InkofDeath]

A chav is whatever makes you foreigners angry, frustrated or have been inflicted pain upon with emotional distress.

 

 

 

Thus if you have a strong will and loads of ignorance, you will never encounter these chavs, like me.

[XSniperX]

Chav - A male who stands on street corners hurling abuse at anyone for no reason at all, most likely starts a fight if u say something back since they have 3 or 4 mates with them if they get floored. Starts drinking alcohol about 12 or 13, smokes because it is cool, says 10 swear words every sentence, wears baseball caps and tracksuits, have their ears pierced, very short cut hair, have their cars done up and speed, throw stones at random peoples windows just for a laugh.

 

 

 

Millie/Millbag - Female version of a chav pretty much all the same, tracksuits with huge gold earrings, most likely 'easy' ie. they have sex with anything after an alcopop

[Kiriyama]

Well, I can give a generalisation on Neds, which as have been said are basically Scotish chavs. Some of it will have been said before.

 

 

 

Neds are the scum of society. They will hang around streets in an amount of typically 5+. Abuse will be thrown at you, and they smoke/drink.

 

 

 

The preffered drink of Neds is normally Buckfast, or something, because its cheap you see. Alot of Neds also generally have ASBOs or at least have been in trouble with the law. The solitary ned is no problem, really, they're not as big as they make out to be, and will use weapons against you, normally a bottle (which will be thrown) or a knife. The main problem is that whenever there is a group of them, it will never be a 1 v 1 fight (or a "square go") but really, they'll all jump in. Oh, and they tend to live in the poorer areas of cities.

 

 

 

So yeah, thats probably the best generalisation I can do.

[AceBeam]

I lol'd at that Devvo vid. it was funny :P "Your [bleep]in gay!" every 10 seconds. lol

[Racheya]

Loved the videos. :lol: :lol:

 

The second one was scarily accurate too. :?

[ember3579]

*in response to Jaziek's second vid* Om nom nom. :lol: :twisted: It looks like the fence just bit off half of his lower leg. Smooth move, dipshiat. Ten out of ten! :thumbsup:

[Erk02]

Chavs wear track suits and gaudy Burberry. More often than not, fake Burberry. They're the reason Burberry stopped making their check-logo trucker hat.

[Mio]

Chavs, In my opinion, Are people that can't fight alone they have to have their 'Crew' to 'back them up'. They act 'Cool' by carrying knifes and in some occasions guns. They bully people that aren't the same as them usually goths, emos, skaters, punks etc... The english 'Naughtys' (2000 - 2010) is basically the decade of chavs just like other decades where there was a trend. Chavs usually wear Burberry and tracksuits (They look like they are wearing night wear to me) also wearing alot of jewlerry.

 

 

 

Imo, I HATE them with a passion.

[WoodenFruit]

In my school...

 

 

 

A bunch of mixed race kids, as i'm a girl the males just throw insults but the females are a constant threat in school. This one girl in my year, in just one week spat on two girls (one of them was me :|) for no reason and repeatedly kicked this other girl who is also in my year in the face/head untill she almost broke her jaw and ripped her hair out so she had a small bald patch on the top of her head for a couple of months. The girl STILL hasn't been expelled :shock:

 

 

 

They usually hang around just outside the school gates in a group or circle (no less than 8 or 10) most of them smoking, have arguments and throw abuse at the teachers, take the piss out of other children/teenagers who don't look and act exactly like them (that doesn't mean they don't start fight with other chav "gangs") and are generally horrible people.

 

 

 

Edit: Btw I live in Cardiff, the capitol of Wales in the UK. Chavs are swarming the city and taking over city centres :shock:

[deathdrow]

Loved the videos. :lol: :lol:

 

The second one was scarily accurate too. :?

 

how was a guy crushing his leg scarily accurate?

[ember3579]

In my school...

 

 

 

A bunch of mixed race kids, as i'm a girl the males just throw insults but the females are a constant threat in school. This one girl in my year, in just one week spat on two girls (one of them was me :|) for no reason and repeatedly kicked this other girl who is also in my year in the face/head untill she almost broke her jaw and ripped her hair out so she had a small bald patch on the top of her head for a couple of months. The girl STILL hasn't been expelled :shock:

 

 

 

They usually hang around just outside the school gates in a group or circle (no less than 8 or 10) most of them smoking, have arguments and throw abuse at the teachers, take the piss out of other children/teenagers who don't look and act exactly like them (that doesn't mean they don't start fight with other chav "gangs") and are generally horrible people.

 

 

 

Edit: Btw I live in Cardiff, the capitol of Wales in the UK. Chavs are swarming the city and taking over city centres :shock:

 

 

 

 

 

..... Sometimes, the standard legal justice system just doesn't cut it. I'd suggest trying to catch one of them on their own, and making sure they know to never do this again. Just work down the list. Sometimes, one must be a bit brutal in order to ensure atrocities don't happen, even (maybe especially) comparatively small ones like that. Seriously, ganging up and beating the [cabbage] out of someone for fun isn't cool, and it really should earn someone a commensurate punishment. I'll leave the ideas up to you.

[Powman3]

Chavs are pathetic. Even modern gangsters would be no much to the ones back in the day, like Al Capone.

[Deiophobus]

Chavs are pathetic. Even modern gangsters would be no much to the ones back in the day, like Al Capone.

 

 

 

Those were different types of gangsters really. But I agree most modern "gangsters" are pathetic.