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Bird Problems.

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Run around the bowl screaming

 

 

 

OR

 

 

 

Drop a huge red bloody steak in the bowl.

So don't let anyone tell you you're not worth the earth,

These streets are your streets, this turf is your turf,

Don't let anyone tell you that you've got to give in,

Cos you can make a difference, you can change everything,

Just let your dreams be your pilot, your imagination your fuel,

Tear up the book and write your own damn rules,

Use all that heart, hope and soul that you've got,

And the love and the rage that you feel in your gut,

And realise that the other world that you're always looking for,

Lies right here in front of us, just outside this door,

And it's up to you to go out there and paint the canvas,

After all, you were put on the earth to do this,

So shine your light so bright that all can see,

Take pride in being whoever the [bleep] you want to be.

Purchase a bird. Or catch your own, it doesn't matter. You just need to procure a bird. Then, when you feed the dgos, snap the bird's neck in front of all the other birds. And drop it into the bowl. Make an example.

 

 

 

Or set up a birdfeeder. That way, they go there instead, and you can attach a car battery to it.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Run around the bowl screaming

 

 

 

OR

 

 

 

Drop a huge red bloody steak in the bowl.

 

 

 

Be institutionalized.

 

 

 

Or

 

 

 

Drop a twenty in the bowl.

 

 

 

I tried varying the time of day, yet they have lookouts or something. Reminds me of Hitchcock.

 

 

 

I don't know any other ways to shoo away birds, other than screaming, or attract dogs, other than steak.

 

 

 

Hmmm...

 

 

 

Maybe there is one of those sonic repellant devices available?

 

Purchase a bird. Or catch your own, it doesn't matter. You just need to procure a bird. Then, when you feed the dgos, snap the bird's neck in front of all the other birds. And drop it into the bowl. Make an example.

 

 

 

Or set up a birdfeeder. That way, they go there instead, and you can attach a car battery to it.

 

 

 

:lol: :lol:

So don't let anyone tell you you're not worth the earth,

These streets are your streets, this turf is your turf,

Don't let anyone tell you that you've got to give in,

Cos you can make a difference, you can change everything,

Just let your dreams be your pilot, your imagination your fuel,

Tear up the book and write your own damn rules,

Use all that heart, hope and soul that you've got,

And the love and the rage that you feel in your gut,

And realise that the other world that you're always looking for,

Lies right here in front of us, just outside this door,

And it's up to you to go out there and paint the canvas,

After all, you were put on the earth to do this,

So shine your light so bright that all can see,

Take pride in being whoever the [bleep] you want to be.

Purchase a bird. Or catch your own, it doesn't matter. You just need to procure a bird. Then, when you feed the dgos, snap the bird's neck in front of all the other birds. And drop it into the bowl. Make an example.

 

 

 

Or set up a birdfeeder. That way, they go there instead, and you can attach a car battery to it.

 

 

 

 

 

lenin your a god

Unless your RSN is "imalil[bleep]er", please keep the title appropriate.

 

Thank you.

Purchase a bird. Or catch your own, it doesn't matter. You just need to procure a bird. Then, when you feed the dgos, snap the bird's neck in front of all the other birds. And drop it into the bowl. Make an example.

 

 

 

Or set up a birdfeeder. That way, they go there instead, and you can attach a car battery to it.

 

 

 

 

 

lenin your a god

 

Why state the obvious?

 

 

 

I seriously couldn't stop laughing at your post Lenin.

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That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds.

Set up a turret defense system.

 

 

 

Or just set up a birdfeeder like Lenin said.

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Capture a good amount of the birds.

 

Put them in a blender on high.

 

Use the blood to bathe your dogs.

 

?????

 

profit

 

PETA.

 

They'd be the first to break out the flamethrowers.

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That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds.

 

PETA.

 

They'd be the first to break out the flamethrowers.

 

Second actually. ;)

whalenuke.png

Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

angel2w.gif

 

PETA.

 

They'd be the first to break out the flamethrowers.

 

Second actually. ;)

 

Damn, I forgot about your obsession with flamethrowers. I'll take third place.

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That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds.

Two methods to provide cheap laughs for all the family at home.

 

 

 

1. Place the bowl at a height not accessible to the dog, [bleep]e the food with enough rat poison the knock the socks off a Rhino!! Wait till bird approaches, watch result, chuckle insanely afterwords.

 

 

 

2. Repeat as above, but instead of rat poison use a standard household rice, watch as Cuckoo the Pigeon fly away and all of a sudden bang!! starts to slow and falls to this death!

Two methods to provide cheap laughs for all the family at home.

 

 

 

1. Place the bowl at a height not accessible to the dog, [bleep]e the food with enough rat poison the knock the socks off a Rhino!! Wait till bird approaches, watch result, chuckle insanely afterwords.

 

 

 

2. Repeat as above, but instead of rat poison use a standard household rice, watch as Cuckoo the Pigeon fly away and all of a sudden bang!! starts to slow and falls to this death!

 

That wouldn't be so great if the dogs eat bird carcasses. :s

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Two methods to provide cheap laughs for all the family at home.

 

 

 

1. Place the bowl at a height not accessible to the dog, [bleep]e the food with enough rat poison the knock the socks off a Rhino!! Wait till bird approaches, watch result, chuckle insanely afterwords.

 

 

 

2. Repeat as above, but instead of rat poison use a standard household rice, watch as Cuckoo the Pigeon fly away and all of a sudden bang!! starts to slow and falls to this death!

 

That wouldn't be so great if the dogs eat bird carcasses. :s

 

Maybe if he put the food on a trampoline or something else that dogs can't jump onto but keeps the birds from hitting the ground could work.

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I think your dogs' gambling addictions are far worse than the bird problem.

Bird feeder is the best option in this case. And put it in a place that is far enough away from the dog food bowl to prevent them from getting into the dog food again.

I think your dogs' gambling addictions are far worse than the bird problem.

 

What, you don't have poker night with the guys? You are no man.

 

 

 

And Latinoking, if he crafts it he'll probably make it out of wood. Wood doesn't conduct electricity.

whalenuke.png

Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

angel2w.gif

Two methods to provide cheap laughs for all the family at home.

 

 

 

1. Place the bowl at a height not accessible to the dog, [bleep]e the food with enough rat poison the knock the socks off a Rhino!! Wait till bird approaches, watch result, chuckle insanely afterwords.

 

 

 

2. Repeat as above, but instead of rat poison use a standard household rice, watch as Cuckoo the Pigeon fly away and all of a sudden bang!! starts to slow and falls to this death!

 

 

 

The only problem with your second step is it is an urban myth, birds can eat rice just fine.

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Set up a turret defense system.

 

Bird sappin' ma sentry.

 

 

 

I like the rat poison idea though.

"The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."

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What, you don't have poker night with the guys? You are no man.

 

 

 

No. I have poker night with the ladies, and we don't use money if ya know what I mean. ;)

What, you don't have poker night with the guys? You are no man.

 

 

 

No. I have poker night with the ladies, and we don't use money if ya know what I mean. ;)

 

 

 

Tampons. Gotcha.

La lune ne garde aucune rancune.

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