Arcticrunite Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Britney Spears has helped husband Kevin Federline multiply and replenish the earth. Again. The "...Baby One More Time" singer gave birth to a baby boy Wednesday afternoon in Los Angeles. The child is Spears' first; Federline's third. He has two young children from his previous relationship with actress Shar Jackson. According to U.K.'s Sky News, Spears was considering naming her and Federline's child London, after the British capital where their romance blossomed. Us Weekly's sources had the singer set on Preston Michael Spears Federline. Spears' publicist had no official confirmation. The 23-year-old Spears recently told Elle that she considered pregnancy "mindblowing." "And therapeutic--all the secrets from your family come of the closet," she said. One aspect of the life cycle Spears was not looking forward to was the business of labor. Saying she didn't "want to go through pain," the pop star told the magazine, "I have a feeling I'm going to have an operation [a Caesarian section]. I don't know why, but I hope so." Per reports, Spears' dream came true. The entertainer, accompanied by Federline, checked into an L.A. hospital about 6 a.m. to undergo a C-section. Througout Wednesday, the tabloids and glossies jostled with each other over the baby story--treating the birth like hard-news outlets treat election night, with each seeking to be the first to call it. The National Enquirer was first out of the gate at about 9 a.m. with news of Spears begin admitted to the hospital for a C-section. Life & Style followed with a press release outlining alleged complications. Us trumped everyone with a press release announcing the birth; the magazine sent out the alert at 1:30 p.m.--just a half-hour after Baby Spears made his debut. Spears and Federline, a 27-year-old former backup dancer, wed last year, only months removed from Spears' 55-hour marriage to childhood friend Jason Allen Alexander, and the birth of Federline's second child with Jackson. In the wake of her marriage, Spears, a media magnet since the age of 17, split with her longtime manager, declared her intention "to just chill," put down roots in a $6.9 million Malibu mansion and talked about her desire to start a family. Spears and Federline confirmed the "wonderful news" of their pregnancy in April. Days later, the duo launched another joint production: Britney & Kevin: Chaotic, their little-watched UPN reality series. The arrival of Spears' baby nearly coincides with Thursday's launch of Spears' new fragrance. In a note to fans, the singer described Fantasy Britney Spears as a "completely magical" blend of "enchanting scents and flavors," with "a hint of cupcakes." IT'S A BOY!!!!! Reports say she gave birth to a baby boy this afternoon, but unfortunatley she couldnt decide on a better name than "Preston Michael Spears Federline" how about it, whats ya feelings on this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forceape Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 :P lol can you imagine that girl in the video in the school uniform now a mum! :P hahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barihawk Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 I didnt like what she said about the C-Section. Oh God, why must I endure what almost every other women endures! Seriously, grow up Mrs. Spears... My heart is broken by the terrible loss I have sustained in my old friends and companions and my poor soldiers. Believe me, nothing except a battle lost can be half so melancholy as a battle won. -Sir Arthur Wellesley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatsilverwyrm Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 I just feel really sorry for the kid.. 15 years from now, kid is browsing on sites he probably shouldn't and all of the sudden: "MOM!?!" Poor, poor boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and1baller Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 I just feel really sorry for the kid.. 15 years from now, kid is browsing on sites he probably shouldn't and all of the sudden: "MOM!?!" Poor, poor boy. HA! I was thinking the exact same thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcticrunite Posted September 14, 2005 Author Share Posted September 14, 2005 I just feel really sorry for the kid.. 15 years from now, kid is browsing on sites he probably shouldn't and all of the sudden: "MOM!?!" Poor, poor boy. Pure, Statistical, Ownage...that should be bashed imo if said on irc :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faux Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 I just feel really sorry for the kid.. 15 years from now, kid is browsing on sites he probably shouldn't and all of the sudden: "MOM!?!" Poor, poor boy. I'm guessing more like 8. Props to her but it's just too much drama =\ :: Guess the Movie Contest Champion: pfilc23 :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AniseCookies Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 I just feel really sorry for the kid.. 15 years from now, kid is browsing on sites he probably shouldn't and all of the sudden: "MOM!?!" Poor, poor boy. Lmao!!! :lol: I'll bet this "relationship" will not last alot... From Shrek 1: Donkey: Celebrety marriages, they never last. :lol: Into my OoC sig you go :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jak722 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 But this morning her publisher just said she didnt have a baby yet!!! :x The Enrichment Center reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lime_Mercury Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 I just feel really sorry for the kid.. 15 years from now, kid is browsing on sites he probably shouldn't and all of the sudden: "MOM!?!" Poor, poor boy. And he wouldn't have been sucking on Britney's tits before? so there's this thread in p2p general called "the most annoying things ppl do on runescape" i am tempted to post "ya wen im cybering with a girl and they log off for no reason" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bloodkilla87 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 I just feel really sorry for the kid.. 15 years from now, kid is browsing on sites he probably shouldn't and all of the sudden: "MOM!?!" Poor, poor boy. And he wouldn't have been sucking on Britney's tits before? Haha :lol: but when your a baby, you just suck, you dont know what they are :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lime_Mercury Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 I just feel really sorry for the kid.. 15 years from now, kid is browsing on sites he probably shouldn't and all of the sudden: "MOM!?!" Poor, poor boy. And he wouldn't have been sucking on Britney's tits before? Haha :lol: but when your a baby, you just suck, you dont know what they are :twisted: I think at 15 he might realize how lucky he was :P so there's this thread in p2p general called "the most annoying things ppl do on runescape" i am tempted to post "ya wen im cybering with a girl and they log off for no reason" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordjake Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 Try to keep it G- rated.... Don't let this -sucking- issue warp this topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
How2PK Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 Interesting. :P I wonder how many people squeezed one out in the from Britney's child till now. Signature by Maurice SendakWhen the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool, that's amore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAGE Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 Let's just pray he doesn't have to listen to her albums while he grows up, let alone her actually singing for once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evilperson Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 I just feel really sorry for the kid.. 15 years from now, kid is browsing on sites he probably shouldn't and all of the sudden: "MOM!?!" Poor, poor boy. Say, um, do you happen to know one of these sit- err. . . Nevermind. . . :oops: Hah jk, but all I can say is the kids going to be spoiled Everybody lovin' it, but ain't no body touchin' it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triplets_KGB Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 I just feel really sorry for the kid.. 15 years from now, kid is browsing on sites he probably shouldn't and all of the sudden: "MOM!?!" Poor, poor boy. :lol: OWNAGE. I'm the father :P j/k It's gonna be tough on the little boy, after all, children of celebs are always shadowed by their parents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 Crikey, did you see the size of her? I was expecting twins! :shock: Must be one big, healthy boy. Good luck to him and the parents. This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assassin_696 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 I can see her using him to gain sympathy or promote a song or something, ah well. "Da mihi castitatem et continentam, sed noli modo" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromagus Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 If she thinks giving birth the normal way would have been painful, she has no idea what awaits her between now and the moment he moves out :roll: My Tip.It Times Articles (10 and counting) || The Varrock Library Author Index projectDo you dare to dream? - Part 19 added. || The Hospital (WIP) - New story!Necromagus looks like a viking ... with glasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjlhdevil Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 If she thinks giving birth the normal way would have been painful, she has no idea what awaits her between now and the moment he moves out :roll:Ummm when you have enough money to buy them anything, already have built the child it's own nursery the size of a house seperatly away from the main how and have enough money to hire 50 nannys if you wanted I don't see them doing much of the dirty work :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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