Wow, slow down guys.i've got 15 more pages to read, then ill update.

So few posts today :/

 

 

 

You people, having lives, god you suck!

[hallucination mode]

 

[god mode]

 

A big [wagon] asteroid is heading toward Earth.

 

[/god mode]

 

[/hallucination mode]

 

 

 

I'm BORED!

 

 

 

Oh, by the way, the fake asteroid is 70% chance going to hit Findenland before it destroys the rest of us in this hypothetical scenario.

Yes, I think that's fair, and you did most, if not all, of the scenarios needed to be rolled on.

 

 

 

/me is a lucky duck

Damn, Rocco's good.

[hide=Its a big one!!!!][/hide]

[hide=Its a big one!!!!][/hide]

 

 

 

That's what she said. :twss:

[hide=Its a big one!!!!][/hide]

 

 

 

That's what she said. :twss:

 

 

 

I giggled. Hard.

 

 

 

hurrr

 

 

 

 

 

[Edit:FFFFFFFFFFF 62 words in a row on freerice, even defeating Ultramarine (seriously?) and I got beaten by "romp" :()

[hide=Its a big one!!!!][/hide]

 

 

 

That's what she said. :twss:

 

 

 

I giggled. Hard.

 

 

 

hurrr

 

 

 

 

 

[Edit]

 

 

 

Umm...

 

 

 

Ahh i get it now :)

New updates to TROK. We successfully captured Tajikistan. We will not be participating in the fake war.

I don't get it.

 

 

 

[hallucination]

 

 

 

Since I'm so damn bored, I wire up 3.5 million drones to my primary ARC cannon, and fire at absolute power directly at the moon.

 

The moon, having lost its gravitational balance, spirals into the Earth and crashes into the Atlantic ocean, flooding all land for that, and ends all life.

 

[/Hallucination]

 

Then I realise that I was hallucinating in the hallucination I was already in.

 

 

 

I back away slowly from any and all shrimp products.

 

 

 

I want Grim to post already.

 

I made a detailed plan to take the Malaysian capital, and he has to leave for two days :cry:

[hallucination]

 

I SECRETLY REVEAL 500,000 OF MY TROOPS IN NARNIA

 

 

[/hallucination]

 

 

 

(This should be a meme)

Its so stupid that it even contradicts itself

 

 

 

Secret = something that is hidden

 

Revealed = Something that can be seen

 

 

 

Secretly revealed = something that is hidden but can be seen.

 

 

 

I SECRETLY REVEAL OVER 9000 TROOPS IN EVERY CITY ON EARTH

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry Findenland, but it is pretty funny.

I lol'd so fking hard

 

 

 

[Note; Ross, think about "hard" in relation to that's what she said]

 

 

 

EDIT: Yes, yes it should

NZ Update: We have fully finished our tunnel :D

 

This means transporting goods it cut down from a day to about 1 tops :) Much more efficient.

 

We finally have 60,000 troops, aiming for 100,000 in the next 7 years.

 

We know have 200 Anti-Air and Navy machines round the country. Australia is exempt, as they are so close.

New World Order news: New Zealand just agreed to join (asked over PM).

 

 

 

Britannian news: Destroyers with railguns coming soon.

 

 

 

The number of Lancelots in the Britannian military has bolstered to 500,000 due to production over the past few years.

 

 

 

Britannia would also request that Brazil create some infantry weapons for Britannian soldiers. We are looking somewhere in the neighbourhood of ~7-10 million guns.

 

 

 

We're also interested in starting a space programme soon. Whatever remains of the annual military funds that hasn't been devoured by the Military Update Programme will be put towards developing our space programme and buying battleships.

Woah there Sere; battleships are crap

Woah there Sere; battleships are crap

 

 

 

Not when you literally dominate the waves. ;)

My Elysium space station could be used as the NWO HQ?

 

 

 

I spent a huge amount of money creating a supercomputer with enough storage space for about 100,000 neurons.

 

Thats actually quite a lot, considering a pair of neurons throw out multiple hundereds of gigabytes of data.

 

 

 

I'll keep going until I have a computer capable of storing the human mind :lol:

 

 

 

I also devote another 5000 people to building Elysium. Will be finished in about an hour irl time.

i get bored of wars and crash all my remaining satelites, spacestations and spaceships into major cities around the world, killing 100,000,000 people

 

 

 

 

 

what

i get bored of wars and crash all my remaining satelites, spacestations and spaceships into major cities around the world, killing 100,000,000 people

 

 

 

 

 

what

 

 

 

I SECRETLY REVEAL THE 20,000 TROOPS I HAD ON EACH SPAECTHINGY TO STOP THEM CRASHING

 

 

 

This will never get old. Ever.

We begin project Dominus. It will cost multiple trillions (possibly more than 10) over the course of 15 years. Basically a small space station, nicknamed the hotel. It will model the ISS. Later we will add mroe and more to the hotel.

 

 

 

Have fun getting out of the massive debt that would cause.

 

non-halu:

 

Germania's new air defense system is complete, and has been equipped on all our MAASs and static SAM positions. It increases missile hit %, response speed, and range of intercept.

 

 

 

Germania has also started on a design for a new silenced assault-rifle, should be done in 8 years. Bomb is coming along nicely as well, 26 more years.

 

Germania is also going through a big population boom.

Doom, if you read this, can I purchase 10 million AK-2047s (or whichever is best for infantry)?

With respect;

 

 

 

1) You overpriced your own space station

 

2) 20% of the income of 1.53 billion != a few trillion - actually, it might be around 2 tril

They're actually doing quite well, in terms of enforcing realism.