jasignhagj Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Wow, slow down guys.i've got 15 more pages to read, then ill update. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a_bert Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 So few posts today :/ You people, having lives, god you suck! 'Tis I, 'tis Vindice, 'tis I! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 [hallucination mode] [god mode] A big [wagon] asteroid is heading toward Earth. [/god mode] [/hallucination mode] I'm BORED! Oh, by the way, the fake asteroid is 70% chance going to hit Findenland before it destroys the rest of us in this hypothetical scenario. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a_bert Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Yes, I think that's fair, and you did most, if not all, of the scenarios needed to be rolled on. /me is a lucky duck 'Tis I, 'tis Vindice, 'tis I! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Damn, Rocco's good. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasignhagj Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 [hide=Its a big one!!!!][/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 [hide=Its a big one!!!!][/hide] That's what she said. :twss: SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a_bert Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 [hide=Its a big one!!!!][/hide] That's what she said. :twss: I giggled. Hard. hurrr [Edit:FFFFFFFFFFF 62 words in a row on freerice, even defeating Ultramarine (seriously?) and I got beaten by "romp" :() 'Tis I, 'tis Vindice, 'tis I! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasignhagj Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 [hide=Its a big one!!!!][/hide] That's what she said. :twss: I giggled. Hard. hurrr [Edit] Umm... Ahh i get it now :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasignhagj Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 New updates to TROK. We successfully captured Tajikistan. We will not be participating in the fake war. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 I don't get it. [hallucination] Since I'm so damn bored, I wire up 3.5 million drones to my primary ARC cannon, and fire at absolute power directly at the moon. The moon, having lost its gravitational balance, spirals into the Earth and crashes into the Atlantic ocean, flooding all land for that, and ends all life. [/Hallucination] Then I realise that I was hallucinating in the hallucination I was already in. I back away slowly from any and all shrimp products. I want Grim to post already. I made a detailed plan to take the Malaysian capital, and he has to leave for two days :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 [hallucination] I SECRETLY REVEAL 500,000 OF MY TROOPS IN NARNIA [/hallucination] (This should be a meme) SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Its so stupid that it even contradicts itself Secret = something that is hidden Revealed = Something that can be seen Secretly revealed = something that is hidden but can be seen. I SECRETLY REVEAL OVER 9000 TROOPS IN EVERY CITY ON EARTH Sorry Findenland, but it is pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a_bert Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 I lol'd so fking hard [Note; Ross, think about "hard" in relation to that's what she said] EDIT: Yes, yes it should 'Tis I, 'tis Vindice, 'tis I! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouchy Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 NZ Update: We have fully finished our tunnel :D This means transporting goods it cut down from a day to about 1 tops :) Much more efficient. We finally have 60,000 troops, aiming for 100,000 in the next 7 years. We know have 200 Anti-Air and Navy machines round the country. Australia is exempt, as they are so close. My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 New World Order news: New Zealand just agreed to join (asked over PM). Britannian news: Destroyers with railguns coming soon. The number of Lancelots in the Britannian military has bolstered to 500,000 due to production over the past few years. Britannia would also request that Brazil create some infantry weapons for Britannian soldiers. We are looking somewhere in the neighbourhood of ~7-10 million guns. We're also interested in starting a space programme soon. Whatever remains of the annual military funds that hasn't been devoured by the Military Update Programme will be put towards developing our space programme and buying battleships. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a_bert Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Woah there Sere; battleships are crap 'Tis I, 'tis Vindice, 'tis I! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Woah there Sere; battleships are crap Not when you literally dominate the waves. ;) SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 My Elysium space station could be used as the NWO HQ? I spent a huge amount of money creating a supercomputer with enough storage space for about 100,000 neurons. Thats actually quite a lot, considering a pair of neurons throw out multiple hundereds of gigabytes of data. I'll keep going until I have a computer capable of storing the human mind :lol: I also devote another 5000 people to building Elysium. Will be finished in about an hour irl time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walka92 Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 i get bored of wars and crash all my remaining satelites, spacestations and spaceships into major cities around the world, killing 100,000,000 people what I'm gonna be walking down an alley in varrock, and walka is going to walk up to me in a trench coat and say "psst.. hey man, wanna buy some sara brew"walka92- retired with 99 in attack, strength, defence, health, magic, ranged, prayer and herblore and 137 combat. some day i may return to claim 138 combat, but alas, that time has not yet come Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a_bert Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 i get bored of wars and crash all my remaining satelites, spacestations and spaceships into major cities around the world, killing 100,000,000 people what I SECRETLY REVEAL THE 20,000 TROOPS I HAD ON EACH SPAECTHINGY TO STOP THEM CRASHING This will never get old. Ever. 'Tis I, 'tis Vindice, 'tis I! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 We begin project Dominus. It will cost multiple trillions (possibly more than 10) over the course of 15 years. Basically a small space station, nicknamed the hotel. It will model the ISS. Later we will add mroe and more to the hotel. Have fun getting out of the massive debt that would cause. non-halu: Germania's new air defense system is complete, and has been equipped on all our MAASs and static SAM positions. It increases missile hit %, response speed, and range of intercept. Germania has also started on a design for a new silenced assault-rifle, should be done in 8 years. Bomb is coming along nicely as well, 26 more years. Germania is also going through a big population boom. Vienna Raszyn Warsaw Klushino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Doom, if you read this, can I purchase 10 million AK-2047s (or whichever is best for infantry)? SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a_bert Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 With respect; 1) You overpriced your own space station 2) 20% of the income of 1.53 billion != a few trillion - actually, it might be around 2 tril 'Tis I, 'tis Vindice, 'tis I! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 They're actually doing quite well, in terms of enforcing realism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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