I'll buy them for a million tons of kelp bread. MMmmm, yummu and nutritious.

I wouldn't go as far to say that it would be either tasty or nutritious for land based species.

Well, they can be easily stored dehydrated, then you just add some water and tada, it's nice and fluffy. I can send you some if you'd like; specialty kelp is grown on Earth :thumbsup:

Well, they can be easily stored dehydrated, then you just add some water and tada, it's nice and fluffy. I can send you some if you'd like; specialty kelp is grown on Earth :thumbsup:

No thanks I have a chronic over supply of food in my empire.

Ooooooh, I'm interested in doing a food trade off? I request a 100 tons of bread, if that's possible.

Ooooooh, I'm interested in doing a food trade off? I request a 100 tons of bread, if that's possible.

Finally I have a reason to set my farms to full capacity. Ships carrying the bread will warp out by the end of this year (unless you want it on earth...)

Oh yes, on Earth. My scientists will begin experimenting with the bread to genetically modify it so my people aren't allergic to it.

 

The bread will be used as a crust for deep-fried seafood. As a sign of thanks, the first catch of the week, a 300 year old Manta ray caught near the ocean bottom, has been prepared by chefs to create hundreds of pieces of the finest Sashimi, fit for the royal family.

Ten million elite troops are being trained in Tefarn. It will take 7 years or so, we are using advanced life extension techniques to ensure their continued usefulness. The top 10,000 soldiers will be inducted into project Merc.

Space production continues as normal, and the fleet from Tefarn has just arrived in the local area.

Ten million elite troops are being trained in Tefarn. It will take 7 years or so, we are using advanced life extension techniques to ensure their continued usefulness. The top 10,000 soldiers will be inducted into project Merc.

Space production continues as normal, and the fleet from Tefarn has just arrived in the local area.

 

The local area is Sol, correct?

Surface production on Midgard, Sol, and New Russia have started churning out Basilisk/Scorpion Artillery-Tanks, MAASs, Combat Mechs, Armoured APCs, Fighter-Interceptors, Tactical Bombers, and Rifles en masse.

 

Going through upgrade/production phase for the military.

 

-New Tank model being researched (Panzerkampfwagen VII Ausführung H) - Or you could just say Tiger Tank :P

-New Fighter Plane model being researched (Messerschmitt Me 960)

-Adding longer barrels and larger bores to the Basilisk mobile artillery

-Working on a new line of weapons (TFed SAW II - TFed Standard Assault Weapons II), since these are improvements of the ones I had before.

-Massive military training facilities being constructed on Tyr, New Russia III, and in France (Earth). Will include high-altitude training. TFed troops will also be rehearsing orbital bombardment/orbital dropship attacks on New Russia III.

-Repairing and reinforcing Fortress Europa.

-Building an industrial complex and two shipyards in Emazotran

-Combat space station in the Bail system

-Building of two Kent-Class space battlestations in Yggdrasil's system

-Building 6 Regular space battlestations in Holmgard

-Continuing placing the pylons all over TFed space (Project SW)

-Creating an off-shoot division from the Steel Legion, Ghost Division (I think Rommel just chuckled in his grave).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSzKhkOHKMA

 

-Building of the collosal stadium I had said on Midgard is complete, and the 1st annual intergalactic Olympics will be hosted by TFed in 4 years.

Are Mechos allowed to enter? I'd guess not, with them all being the same and all... As well as being able to run upwards of 50 km/h

Gah, another long absence. What's been going down in the hood? (lol)

Are Mechos allowed to enter? I'd guess not, with them all being the same and all... As well as being able to run upwards of 50 km/h

They'd have to compete is a separate tier then.

 

Hmm.

Enter what?

 

If it is an intragalactic sports competition I will sign up some of my jaffa.

 

A few notes on them for specifying what I previously just barely mentioned:

-They are about twice as strong as humans.

-They have an endurance so strong they can run for hours.

-They can run about 30-40 km/h.

Ooooh, my people would like to enter as well.

 

A few things about them:

1. They can swim up to 60 mph for short durations of time

2. They can maintain 40 mph for long distances

3. They have a top speed equal to that of humans on land, but they have much less endurance (without water pacs, which I'm not sure are allowed)

4. Most kelp contains a chemical which is processed by the body to create a testosterone-like substance in the body, much like a steroid. It is also the reason why the heart functions (the heart needs to pump blood really fast) and why men are so stupid. Females create a different substance out of the same chemical which make them leaner (lean strong, not muscular strong), and it improves brain function (much like why eating Salmon is good for you).

Enter what?

 

If it is an intragalactic sports competition I will sign up some of my jaffa.

 

A few notes on them for specifying what I previously just barely mentioned:

-They are about twice as strong as humans.

-They have an endurance so strong they can run for hours.

-They can run about 30-40 km/h.

They're inferior to my humans then.

 

 

Hmm.

Yep. I was just looking at the wiki page for that around 20 minutes ago :P

 

All participants will be shown TFed's military strength, with a full military parades and airshows and whathaveyous.

 

Maybe if I'm feeling particularily nasty I'll make them all sit through a German opera show. Or maybe I'll just show them Nation's Pride.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejF8LjohO-Y

Heh.

Lulz, did I help you find the pic?

 

By the way, Dusty, can you PM me the strength boosts from your previous Strength drugs? (p.e. You can lift a tank with Strength IV and so on.)

Lulz, did I help you find the pic?

 

By the way, Dusty, can you PM me the strength boosts from your previous Strength drugs? (p.e. You can lift a tank with Strength IV and so on.)

Nah, I wasn't looking for the picture, was just reading the information about the Olympic games of that year.

Enter what?

 

If it is an intragalactic sports competition I will sign up some of my jaffa.

 

A few notes on them for specifying what I previously just barely mentioned:

-They are about twice as strong as humans.

-They have an endurance so strong they can run for hours.

-They can run about 30-40 km/h.

They're inferior to my humans then.

You say your humans are more physically fit than a people bred to be a living weapon, the perfect soldier, trained from the age of six in both hand-to-hand, ranged combat, whose bodies are under constant maintainance by a creature far genetically superior to us?

Lulz, did I help you find the pic?

 

By the way, Dusty, can you PM me the strength boosts from your previous Strength drugs? (p.e. You can lift a tank with Strength IV and so on.)

Nah, I wasn't looking for the picture, was just reading the information about the Olympic games of that year.

 

Aight.

Enter what?

 

If it is an intragalactic sports competition I will sign up some of my jaffa.

 

A few notes on them for specifying what I previously just barely mentioned:

-They are about twice as strong as humans.

-They have an endurance so strong they can run for hours.

-They can run about 30-40 km/h.

They're inferior to my humans then.

You say your humans are more physically fit than a people bred to be a living weapon, the perfect soldier, trained from the age of six in both hand-to-hand, ranged combat, whose bodies are under constant maintainance by a creature far genetically superior to us?

Correct, that's exactly what I'm saying.

Because:

My humans have been genetically modified for that past 100 years to be the pen-ultimate humans weapons. Ridiculous resistance, incredible strength, amazing endurance, built in medical overlays to their clothing which function pretty much the exact same as your goaoulds or whatever they are, yes.

+ My people are trained from the age of sperm.

 

Mather, there's no way your silly stargate Jaffa are better than my soldiers, who have been being improved with training and genetic/bio enhancements for the past 200 or some such years.

My people have one thing over your people Dusty. They are faster at swimming, and they like German Opera. Aha, the tables are turned!

 

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I am sending a squad of 400 of my finest soldiers which have been brainwashed to do your whim Dusty. Consider it as a sign of goodwill. You can dissect them if you want, but they're good amphibious guardsmen.

Oh yes, and they can also do water ballet. They're surprising graceful for 200-pound beasts made of cartilage.

Ah no brainwashing is necessary, I'm sure once they come to TFed they'll never want to leave. We're much more militaristic then you hehe.

 

Thanks though :)

When is this turnament?

 

Jaffa of all ages now go through extensive strenght-training as part of their combat pactise,