Velociraptors!

[Kiriyama]

If they know what direction you are in, they know where to go for food.

[gauper_kid]

If they know what direction you are in, they know where to go for food.

 

But it would still be harder

[perfetc]

Anyone who actually thinks the earth has only been around a few thousand years shouldn't be allow to question philosoraptor. By your logic, nothing was around before humans. Which is false.

 

 

 

Actualy I don't belive in god or some body's poor attempt at a funny pic.

 

 

 

You seem to like to start unnecessary arguments.

 

 

 

Stating fact and it is a forum.

 

 

 

You are questioning internet memes?

 

 

 

Not so much questioning, more like pointing out it's obvious flaws.

[justcallmedaddy]

I grab every gun and shoot going lolololol

[gauper_kid]

Srsly.. How has nobody posted philoraptor yet?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Those are perhaps the only memes I find funny. :lol:

 

 

 

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That last one doesn't make sense, god made everything including man but according to science dinosaurs were around a long time before man was wondering around which means god couldn't have made dinosaurs cos they would still be walking around or did we hunt them to extinction?

 

 

 

Or is it there to make it funnier?

 

You are questioning internet memes?

 

Anyone who actually thinks the earth has only been around a few thousand years shouldn't be allow to question philosoraptor. By your logic, nothing was around before humans. Which is false.

 

 

 

Actualy I don't belive in god or some body poor attempt at a funny pic.

 

 

 

 

It can still be funny even if it isn't logical. :roll:

 

And anyways that was terrible logic. :lol:

[perfetc]

What was terrible logic? :?

[gauper_kid]

What was terrible logic? :?

 

The string of ligic you used to say that joke wasn't funny. Something like God can't exist if dinosaurs exist?

[Dragoon5464]

Are we talking Jurassic Park velociraptors or real velociraptors here? Randall Munroe only ever discusses JP raptors, and I hate to break it to you guys, but real raptors are the size of CHICKENS. They would not be killing anybody. If we're talking about movie dinosaurs, the plan goes as thus: be a white guy or his love interest. Be attractive. Don't do goofy things. Survival is guaranteed. IMPORTANT: must not be the inevitable loser in a love triangle, you will have to sacrifice yourself. All others, i.e. non-whites (me) and whiny, comic relief guys will all die.

 

 

 

For the sake of argument, then, I'll assume that we mean real dinosaurs. Firstly, reptiles have teeny tiny brains and cannot comprehend teamwork. The closest that they get to it is when they all rush for the same kill at once. Effective, but easily outwitted by our superior human minds.

 

Secondly, reptiles are cold-blooded. There are actually two factors here, one of which hasn't been brought up. One, reptiles move sluggishly in the cold. They can very easily be outrun. Watch a snake in the desert morning (when it's still 60F or so out) and you'll see what I mean. This is also why you never see reptile species in cold places. A mountain or just plain Canada would be a very good defense. The second factor of cold-bloodedness is hunger. The only reason that we as mammals have to eat daily is to regulate our body temperature. Even large reptiles like crocodiles can go about a month without eating. It makes them riled and easily provoked, but that's not what matters here. The point is that many reptile species don't go actively hunting, they lie in wait for a meal. We don't know that t-rexes would do this as crocodiles do, but it's quite possible.

 

 

 

To the actual survival plan, then (U.S. based, more below): grab winter clothing, a machete, a shotgun, a hatchet, every first aid kit that'll fit in a car, a bow with multiple arrows (not for dinosaurs), and a field guide to edible plants. Grab valid U.S. passport just in case of border patrol. Drive north. If and when you're low on gas, steal it while avoiding potentially armed gas station owners. If threatened, explain your plan to them as quickly as possible and offer to let them follow you. Ignore border checkpoints, finding an unguarded, off-road crossing point if necessary. Get into Canadian wilderness. Hunt meat with bow, eat safe plants. Avoid confrontation with wildlife such as competing wolves and defensive caribou. Avoid "civilization" for some time due to increased danger from panic. Find an abandoned house after approximately one year and take it. The biggest danger in this plan is the transition/travel period necessary to get to a safe, cold climate. Success in it is largely a question of personal fighting instinct.

 

 

 

If in Australia or New Zealand, I would suggest one get on a boat or a plane and head to the Asian mainland. Not much hope of cold to help you there. In Japan (dino apocalypse would probably start there anyway,) take a BOAT to Hokkaido or the mainland, not the tunnel or bridge systems. They're too risky. (Hokkaido is the northernmost island of Japan and is fairly cold year-round.) Those in S. America, Europe, or Asia should all do the same: head to the nearest polar region or cold mountainous region (i.e., those in India may find it most beneficial to go to the Himalayas rather than Russia...not that they'd all fit.)

 

 

 

After several years, perhaps three, seek out other survivors with which own children will be able to breed. NEVER LEAVE COLD ENVIRONMENTS. Abandoned broadcasting equipment may be useful here.

[perfetc]

And how was my "ligic" terrible?

 

 

 

God created man within 6 days so unless dino's lived for about 1 day then he can't have made them, according to the bible that is.

 

 

 

If the bible is wrong then a dino asking god for help is stupid cos if the bible is wrong then god doesn't exsist or does god exsist but the bible is wrong?

[Nenga]

And how was my "ligic" terrible?

 

 

 

God created man within 6 days so unless dino's lived for about 1 day then he can't have made them, according to the bible that is.

 

 

 

If the bible is wrong then a dino asking god for help is stupid cos if the bible is wrong then god doesn't exsist or does god exsist but the bible is wrong?

 

There are more religions than just Christianity. You may have got the internet and real life mixed up. The internet is the place where you pretend you're not an ignorant douchebag.

[Kiriyama]

I thought the internet was the place he trolled.

[Nenga]

I thought the internet was the place he trolled.

 

Is that really any different from what I said?

[Kiriyama]

It is.

 

 

 

An ignorant douchebag wouldn't be ignorant on some matters.

 

 

 

That guy is ignorant on just about everything.

[Nenga]

Very well...

[Kiriyama]

Okay.

 

 

 

We have to factor in prime entry points.

 

 

 

If games have taught us anything, windows are the main point of entry.

 

 

 

If movies have taught us anything, then they can open doors.

 

 

 

We need to block all windows and doors, barricade the stairs and hide out upstairs, with supplies, shooting them from the roof.

[Seraphi]

In reality, if a meteor/ice age hadn't killed all the Dinosuars, we probably wouldn't exist right now.

 

Velociraptors are smart, fast, and they hunt in groups.

 

 

 

I would imagine that, had the mass extinction not happened, they would probably be the dominant predetor on the planet.

 

 

 

I don't think that there would be any real hope for survival, unless the military got involved.

[Kiriyama]

Let's hope they don't take the 28 Weeks Later approach to problems and just firebomb the areas.

 

 

 

Because that worked out great.

[perfetc]

You want me to have a respectable amount of knowladge of every single religion in the world just to say how stupid a picture is? :shock:

 

 

 

And because I don't have an intimate knowladge of said relgions I am ignorant about everything? :shame:

 

 

 

I am fairly sure however that no religion said anything about dinosaurs, although I maybe wrong.

 

 

 

Although isn't you throwing insults at me just adding fuel to the fire? I may need to put a bit more thought into what I type but you can't say you havn't played a part in it. It could be considered to be worse to add fuel to the fire, you had a choice, ignore my post or comment on what I said you obviously chose the latter.

 

 

 

See how I didn't insult either of you?

[Skully]

In reality, if a meteor/ice age hadn't killed all the Dinosuars, we probably wouldn't exist right now.

 

Velociraptors are smart, fast, and they hunt in groups.

 

 

 

I would imagine that, had the mass extinction not happened, they would probably be the dominant predetor on the planet.

 

 

 

I don't think that there would be any real hope for survival, unless the military got involved.

 

 

 

Of course they would be involved!

 

 

 

I'd just RPG them all tbh.

[gauper_kid]

And how was my "ligic" terrible?

 

 

 

God created man within 6 days so unless dino's lived for about 1 day then he can't have made them, according to the bible that is.

 

 

 

If the bible is wrong then a dino asking god for help is stupid cos if the bible is wrong then god doesn't exsist or does god exsist but the bible is wrong?

 

I love how you point out my typo, then end your post with a run-on sentence.

 

I'm done arguing now. You have bad reasoning.

[Nenga]

In reality, if a meteor/ice age hadn't killed all the Dinosuars, we probably wouldn't exist right now.

 

Velociraptors are smart, fast, and they hunt in groups.

 

 

 

I would imagine that, had the mass extinction not happened, they would probably be the dominant predetor on the planet.

 

 

 

I don't think that there would be any real hope for survival, unless the military got involved.

 

Even if there isn't any hope you still have to try. You know: Only those who try will become.

[gauper_kid]

I don't think this would be any harder than surviving a zombie outbreak. First of all they won't have the sheer numbers that zombies would. And considering there's no giant dinosaurs around to that they can feed off of, they'll probably starve to death pretty quickly. As long as we can live long enough to get somewhere safe, I think we'll be good.

[Kiriyama]

In reality, if a meteor/ice age hadn't killed all the Dinosuars, we probably wouldn't exist right now.

 

Velociraptors are smart, fast, and they hunt in groups.

 

 

 

I would imagine that, had the mass extinction not happened, they would probably be the dominant predetor on the planet.

 

 

 

I don't think that there would be any real hope for survival, unless the military got involved.

 

Even if there isn't any hope you still have to try. You know: Only those who try will become a tougher meal.

 

 

 

Fix'd.

 

 

 

In reality, I doubt we could beat Raptors, however, we still have to try. One point about humanity, we're extremely arrogant, maybe that will pay off.

 

 

 

Anyone thinking there will be a P.E.T.R.? And if you don't get that, you're a fool.

[Nenga]

I don't think this would be any harder than surviving a zombie outbreak. First of all they won't have the sheer numbers that zombies would. And considering there's no giant dinosaurs around to that they can feed off of, they'll probably starve to death pretty quickly. As long as we can live long enough to get somewhere safe, I think we'll be good.

 

You must have not read the first post. While these are the main threat they will be along side all types of dinosaurs. Including things like the T-rex.

[Kiriyama]

Or what if they become zombies?

 

 

 

Zombie Raptors. 10* as bloodthirsty, 10* as dangerous.