Velociraptors!

[Nenga]

Same as my plan for zombie except a little closer to a fresh source of water while being a little more remote.

[Amaranth_GTO]

Am I the only one that would want to be on a military carrier ship? Out in the ocean, you have fighter jets, some have helicopters, and they all have plenty of weapons. And a HUGE refrigerator. And I doubt velociraptors can swim out to the middle of the Atlantic.

[perfetc]

I would go into a high montain enviorment assuming that most dinosaurs are cold blooded and would die before they get to me \

 

You don't understand what cold blooded means, do you. They'd have a better chance than you.

 

 

 

They know no fear, pain, or happiness. Only bloodlust.

 

 

 

A poikilotherm needs to lay in the sun to rise there body temp. how are they going to do that up in icy moutains?

 

 

 

Do you know what a poikilotherm is? Without google. :lol:

 

 

 

They do know pain atleast, they would have needed a central nervous system to detect things like heat and hunger which means they had to have felt pain.

 

 

 

You seem to talk alot of bubbles.

[Nero]

I would call my buddy Cthulhu to deal with them.

[TheStandIn]

I would go someplace cold. Velociraptors are cold blooded which means if they follow me, they will become slow and sluggish, allowing for my escape.

 

 

 

EDIT: after reading the other posts, I see some others had the same idea. Good thinkin'!

[EdgedThesis]

Please do not discriminate against my species so wildly.

 

We are a a peaceful race. Though we may still enjoy the thrill of the hunt, sometimes the rush can be replicated with a good book, or a fine-tasting wine.

 

 

 

We will not rip you to shreds unless provoked.

 

We will not bite into your soft flesh unless angered.

 

We will not effortlessly lunge through the windows of your homes unless endangered.

 

And we most definitely will not lap up your sweet, sweet blood with our tongues--unless harmed.

 

 

 

I hope you have learned a lesson in open-mindedness and humility today. Just because we have claws, sharp rows of teeth, bristling feathers and eyes that pierce through any sheltering darkness doesn't mean we will use them to eat you.

 

 

 

...Unless of course we find evidence that you have been conspiring against our great Raptor nation.

 

 

 

Oh dear. It appears, then, that we have no choice.

[rangeor]

Please do not discriminate against my species so wildly.

 

We are a a peaceful race. Though we may still enjoy the thrill of the hunt, sometimes the rush can be replicated with a good book, or a fine-tasting wine.

 

 

 

We will not rip you to shreds unless provoked.

 

We will not bite into your soft flesh unless angered.

 

We will not effortlessly lunge through the windows of your homes unless endangered.

 

And we most definitely will not lap up your sweet, sweet blood with our tongues--unless harmed.

 

 

 

I hope you have learned a lesson in open-mindedness and humility today. Just because we have claws, sharp rows of teeth, bristling feathers and eyes that pierce through any sheltering darkness doesn't mean we will use them to eat you.

 

 

 

...Unless of course we find evidence that you have been conspiring against our great Raptor nation.

 

 

 

Oh dear. It appears, then, that we have no choice.

 

Haha, look at you pretending to be a velociraptor on an internet forum! :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

... You're kidding, right? :uhh:

[EdgedThesis]

You humans believe that our opening of doors is some marvelous feat... No.

 

Centuries ago we built the first model for tractamorphic arms, versatile tentacles of a synthetic jelly-like material that takes on shape once stimulated by our lower-brain's impulses. Just one more appendage to be used in the defense of our glorious, underground nation.

 

 

 

We can use keyboards. We can connect our Intranet to your outer 'internet'. We can rip you limb from limb.

 

Do not force our claws.

[perfetc]

You humans believe that our opening of doors is some marvelous feat... No.

 

Centuries ago we built the first model for tractamorphic arms, versatile tentacles of a synthetic jelly-like material that takes on shape once stimulated by our lower-brain's impulses. Just one more appendage to be used in the defense of our glorious, underground nation.

 

 

 

We can use keyboards. We can connect our Intranet to your outer 'internet'. We can rip you limb from limb.

 

Do not force our claws.

 

 

 

Oh dear ...... :|

[FunPhish]

Dude I would just hide in my room and lock my door...Oh wait, THEY CAN UNLOCK DOORS! Jurrasic Park should be played in classrooms across the world for educational reasons :P

[perfetc]

What kind of door are we taling about here cos anything over a flimsy card board door with a simple door handle or a very light fire door and a velociraptor will be screwed

[Lenin64]

Now I'm guessing they can't jump too far,

 

They can. Very far. Seriously, have you even seen Jurassic Park? They scaled a building by jumping on the roof in the sequel.

[Flodder450]

Now I'm guessing they can't jump too far,

 

They can. Very far. Seriously, have you even seen Jurassic Park? They scaled a building by jumping on the roof in the sequel.

that's a movie :twss:

[Skully]

I'd just use the OT as a sacrafice to allow my escape.

 

 

 

Nice, original thread btw.

[Talset65]

Srsly.. How has nobody posted philoraptor yet?

 

 

 

[Nenga]

I'd just use the OT as a sacrafice to allow my escape.

 

 

 

Nice, original thread btw.

 

Yeah, original. That's the word I was looking for.

 

 

 

*Stares at TZDF avvy*

[Lenin64]

pray to the FSM that pterodactyls aren't carnivorous.

 

Seriously, guys, Jurassic Park. One dude almost gets fed to a nest of pterodactyls in the 3rd one.

[Zierro]

Srsly.. How has nobody posted philoraptor yet?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Those are perhaps the only memes I find funny. :lol:

 

 

 

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[perfetc]

Srsly.. How has nobody posted philoraptor yet?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Those are perhaps the only memes I find funny. :lol:

 

 

 

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That last one doesn't make sense, god made everything including man but according to science dinosaurs were around a long time before man was wondering around which means god couldn't have made dinosaurs cos they would still be walking around or did we hunt them to extinction?

 

 

 

Or is it there to make it funnier?

[Guest]

Assuming its an outbreak close to me....

 

 

 

Hide in my attic, with supplies and a paintball gun (seeing as I have no access to a real gun). Aim for the eyes. If you blind them It'll make hunting you harder.

[Nenga]

Srsly.. How has nobody posted philoraptor yet?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Those are perhaps the only memes I find funny. :lol:

 

 

 

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That last one doesn't make sense, god made everything including man but according to science dinosaurs were around a long time before man was wondering around which means god couldn't have made dinosaurs cos they would still be walking around or did we hunt them to extinction?

 

 

 

Or is it there to make it funnier?

 

You are questioning internet memes?

[Wisp]

Srsly.. How has nobody posted philoraptor yet?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Those are perhaps the only memes I find funny. :lol:

 

 

 

[hide=][/hide]

 

 

 

That last one doesn't make sense, god made everything including man but according to science dinosaurs were around a long time before man was wondering around which means god couldn't have made dinosaurs cos they would still be walking around or did we hunt them to extinction?

 

 

 

Or is it there to make it funnier?

 

You are questioning internet memes?

 

Anyone who actually thinks the earth has only been around a few thousand years shouldn't be allow to question philosoraptor. By your logic, nothing was around before humans. Which is false.

[gauper_kid]

Srsly.. How has nobody posted philoraptor yet?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Those are perhaps the only memes I find funny. :lol:

 

 

 

[hide=][/hide]

 

 

 

That last one doesn't make sense, god made everything including man but according to science dinosaurs were around a long time before man was wondering around which means god couldn't have made dinosaurs cos they would still be walking around or did we hunt them to extinction?

 

 

 

Or is it there to make it funnier?

 

You seem to like to start unnecessary arguments.

[Kiriyama]

Assuming its an outbreak close to me....

 

 

 

Hide in my attic, with supplies and a paintball gun (seeing as I have no access to a real gun). Aim for the eyes. If you blind them It'll make hunting you harder.

 

 

 

They can smell you.

[gauper_kid]

Assuming its an outbreak close to me....

 

 

 

Hide in my attic, with supplies and a paintball gun (seeing as I have no access to a real gun). Aim for the eyes. If you blind them It'll make hunting you harder.

 

 

 

They can smell you.

 

I'm pretty sure its harder to hunt only using your sense of smell, even for a raptor