Velociraptors!

[BlackDawn]

Alright, so the world in overrun with dinosaurs. Velociraptors are the new top predator, alongside such famous creatures such as the T-rex. What is your plan on this occasion? WHAT WILL YOU DO TO SURVIVE?!

 

 

 

Yes, this is serious. "I grab every gun and shoot going lolololol" is not a plan. It is suicide and idiotic.

 

 

 

My plan is still under construction as I'm not an expert in this matter.

 

 

 

The raptors we'll be dealing with would be the ones from the Jurassic park films. If you haven't seen any of the fims I'll try and give you a run through... Well, I'll try, at least.

 

 

 

I haven't got the exact size, but the raptors are at least the size of a full grown man, possibly bigger. They often travel in groups and hunt in groups. They are very intelligent, able to open doors, plan attacks (Albeit fairly uncoordinated ones), and much much more. They have a large scythe-like claw on each of their feet, along with the smaller ones. What these are used for is unclear for certain, but they can definitely penetrate your jugular. They are FAST. Much faster then a human. Making them very dangerous, and quite possibly the best predator there is.

 

 

 

Also, as some haven't read the full post. ALL OTHER dinosaurs are around as well, including T-rex, spinosaur, megasaur, or whatever their called. So yeah, plan for attacks from sky (Pteradons? Or something like that...) , sea, and the land. So yeah, this'll be a hell of a toguh thing to survive. But if we plan now we may have a chance.

[ImstillFly]

I would grab a special remote that says kill all dinosaurs on earth, and press it1

 

Boom problem solved. :)

[Lenticular_J]

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Honestly, with new research showing velociraptors could possibly have had feathers and even slight ability of flight, I don't think anyone would have a chance. Velociraptors are small, intelligent, fast, and vicious. They'd open doors, hide in places, jump over anything, and even burrow. They would ally with spinosauri, dinosaurs that could easily hop over or simply smash through the Great Wall of China. Dying on our own terms would be the only privilege we are allowed. Dinosaurs hung out for millions of years. I know they were smarter than us. Brains the size of walnuts, eh? Well, have you ever seen a prehistoric mosquito? Now think of how big a walnut was back then. Yeah, they'll crush us with their minds.

[Grim_]

I would go into a high montain enviorment assuming that most dinosaurs are cold blooded and would die before they get to me \

[Lenticular_J]

I would go into a high montain enviorment assuming that most dinosaurs are cold blooded and would die before they get to me \

 

You don't understand what cold blooded means, do you. They'd have a better chance than you.

 

 

 

They know no fear, pain, or happiness. Only bloodlust.

[Bouwzie]

I'd get you killed.

[oreocookie987]

Step 1: Drive to nearest military base (1 hour from my house so I'm lucky)

 

Step 2: Steal Apache battle helicopter.

 

Step 3: Improvise.

[BlackDawn]

Step 1: Drive to nearest military base (1 hour from my house so I'm lucky)

 

Step 2: Steal Apache battle helicopter.

 

Step 3: Improvise.

 

Complete fail. Alright, say you manage to reach the base. How do you plan on stealing a well guarded helicopter? Do you even know how to operate one?

[Lenticular_J]

A helicopter would only give a velociraptor good ideas.

[Alg]

Raptors?

 

Make my peace with whatever God exists and hide somewhere. Zombie outbreak? Survivable with preparation. Dinosaur outbreak? [cabbage] :( .

 

Will post more later

[Wisp]

My friend who's a decent rank in the army would probably steal a tank/apc. I'd chill with him. Steal all the MRE's from the base too. Then hide in the middle of a desert, where the velociraptors would starve before they got to me. Become a subsistence farmer.

[Flodder450]

Just hide

 

i had a dream once about a t-rex walking through my town,he died when i floored him :lol:

 

 

 

but i just go Turok i think

 

 

 

To doom,i think velciorapors were living in the desert,or was that another raptor?

[Lenin64]

To doom,i think velciorapors were living in the desert,or was that another raptor?

 

I think that was Deinonychus.

[Zierro]

Honestly, with new research showing velociraptors could possibly have had feathers and even slight ability of flight, I don't think anyone would have a chance. Velociraptors are small, intelligent, fast, and vicious. They'd open doors, hide in places, jump over anything, and even burrow.

 

 

 

Can they swim? :?

[BlackDawn]

Honestly, with new research showing velociraptors could possibly have had feathers and even slight ability of flight, I don't think anyone would have a chance. Velociraptors are small, intelligent, fast, and vicious. They'd open doors, hide in places, jump over anything, and even burrow.

 

 

 

Can they swim? :?

 

I think they can, although we'll have to consult Lent to be sure. He seems to be rather good at this subject.

[Lenticular_J]

If they wanted to. Not that they'd need it. They could use their tails and claws to propel a boat. They never stop hunting.

[Wisp]

Or I might take a tank with my army-friend, put it on a truck, drive to the middle of the great plains. Then, we keep a 24/7 lookout, start a small farm, and since we'd have an unimpeded view of the entire area around us, we could see them coming for miles away. If we had a sniper rifle and some ammo, we could pick a few off at a distance, because if a barret can pierce thick metal, it can certainly kill a dino. So if we see them coming, we get in the tank, and shoot at them with the machine gun, and if they're still at a distance, a sniper rifle.

[Napalm]

Start a guitar battle between Buckethead and Malmsteen, the awesomeness of that would kill all the velociraptors.

 

 

 

OR, take some people to a small island and hope there are no dinasours there. Now I'm guessing they can't jump too far, so I guess I'd build a giant ditch with [bleep]es on the bottom and hope I can think of something before the pile of velociraptor corpses starts functioning as a bridge for them.

[Lenticular_J]

The grass of the plains will be tall enough to hide velociraptors within eight months. The only hope would be buffalo escaping and resuming their trampling of the plains. Otherwise, the grass could grow about human heads. Then, the terrorbirds come into play...

 

 

 

The problem is, there are giant angry dinosaurs and tiny smart ones. Well, they're all smart, but if they became angry they would down us to the last man, woman, or child.

 

 

 

Our only hope is allying with the dinosaurs and becoming a glorious human-dinosaur hybrid and ascending into the heavens, unleashing our wrath upon the unsuspecting universe!

 

 

 

I should write a book about this stuff.

[Kriegsmier]

Step 1: Drive to nearest military base (1 hour from my house so I'm lucky)

 

Step 2: Steal Apache battle helicopter.

 

Step 3: Improvise.

 

Complete fail. Alright, say you manage to reach the base. How do you plan on stealing a well guarded helicopter? Do you even know how to operate one?

 

 

 

Lolol. Once you're on base its pretty close to free roam. You're problems start when you have to run across yards of the air ramp to get to one. I shouldn't be telling everyone this should I....

 

 

 

My friend who's a decent rank in the army would probably steal a tank/apc. I'd chill with him. Steal all the MRE's from the base too. Then hide in the middle of a desert, where the velociraptors would starve before they got to me. Become a subsistence farmer.

 

 

 

You'd starve before the raptors, have you tasted MREs??

 

 

 

I'd personally wake up and it will all be over. :)

[Flodder450]

To doom,i think velciorapors were living in the desert,or was that another raptor?

 

I think that was Deinonychus.

researched on wikipedia,the velcioraptor lived in mongolian deserts

 

 

 

you're [bleep]ed in the desert :shame:

[Wisp]

 

My friend who's a decent rank in the army would probably steal a tank/apc. I'd chill with him. Steal all the MRE's from the base too. Then hide in the middle of a desert, where the velociraptors would starve before they got to me. Become a subsistence farmer.

 

 

 

You'd starve before the raptors, have you tasted MREs??

 

 

 

 

I've had a couple of good flavors. My friend gets them for really cheap, and he's stocked his basement with them. Eating some foods out of a bag weirds me out though. Applesauce shouldn't be in a bag.

[EarthySun]

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Honestly, with new research showing velociraptors could possibly have had feathers and even slight ability of flight, I don't think anyone would have a chance. Velociraptors are small, intelligent, fast, and vicious. They'd open doors, hide in places, jump over anything, and even burrow. They would ally with spinosauri, dinosaurs that could easily hop over or simply smash through the Great Wall of China. Dying on our own terms would be the only privilege we are allowed. Dinosaurs hung out for millions of years. I know they were smarter than us. Brains the size of walnuts, eh? Well, have you ever seen a prehistoric mosquito? Now think of how big a walnut was back then. Yeah, they'll crush us with their minds.

 

 

 

Lenticular took everything I was going to say... -.-

[stevepole]

Step 1: Drive to nearest military base (1 hour from my house so I'm lucky)

 

Step 2: Steal Apache battle helicopter.

 

Step 3: Improvise.

 

:lol:

 

 

 

I dunno what I'd do.. Build a fence?

[Sam]

Find a place well fortified, stock up on supplies, grab as much as firepower/ammo etc as I can get, and sit tight.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Though, I haven't worked out what happens when supplies of everything runs out :roll: