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Assuming velociraptors can't swim, I'd live on an aquatic city for the rest of my life, or until someone kills them off, which seems unlikely.

 

Fish for food, desalinate sea water to drink, and solar panels for energy.

 

 

 

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Off topic but it needs to be asked..

 

 

 

Are these real? Where are they planning to make these?

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Step 1: Drive to nearest military base (1 hour from my house so I'm lucky)

 

Step 2: Steal Apache battle helicopter.

 

Step 3: Improvise.

 

Complete fail. Alright, say you manage to reach the base. How do you plan on stealing a well guarded helicopter? Do you even know how to operate one?

 

Dunno what good there is posting five pages later.

 

But I'd get into the base with my grandpa's clearance seeing how he's a Colonel in the army.

 

 

 

And yes I actually do know how to fly.

 

 

 

you can fly a helicopter....sure buddy. and I was married to jessica alba.

 

Knowing how to fly a helicopter isn't that amazing. It isn't even that hard to do. Besides, the military base should have a helicopter training simulator so you could learn.

 

 

 

And are me and da_latios still the only ones planning on going out to sea?

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I doubt he could fly a military helicopter, they're a lot more advanced than civilian models. But I know pretty much how to fly a plane, my uncle owns a little stunt plane type thing and taught me. I don't have my license though.

 

Helicopters are a lot more complicated, but it's not impossible for someone to know how to, obviously.

 

I've never flown one, but in a life/death situation, I could probably fly a helicopter. Well, I'd probably end up crashing but the idea of it is simple. Your left hand (or right, depending on the setup) controls your height, your right hand controls whether you're going forward or backward, or side to side, and then the pedals let you steer.

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I would go into a high montain enviorment assuming that most dinosaurs are cold blooded and would die before they get to me \'

 

You don't understand what cold blooded means, do you. They'd have a better chance than you.

 

 

 

They know no fear, pain, or happiness. Only bloodlust.

 

 

 

You speak of them as if you studied them. Did you join Dr. Grant in Costa Rioca? Seems you don't even know what cold-blooded means in biology. There is no evidence whatsoever about Dino "emotions"

 

 

 

If they wanted to. Not that they'd need it. They could use their tails and claws to propel a boat. They never stop hunting.

 

 

 

How do you know this? There is no evidence whatsoever that land dinosaurs (like Velociraptor) couls swim. Most modern day vertebrated know a basic swim stroke which they use for some minutes to surviove, but the idea that Velociraoptor could swim for large distance, let alone propell a boat, is rediculous.

 

 

 

I think you saw a bit too much Jurassic Park, and a little too little fact. And about the book you might write about the case: Michael Crighton beat you to it.

 

 

 

As for the topic: assuming "all" kinds od dinosaurs have returned, I'd sit and wait for them to kill off each other the way they did 65M+ years ago. I think the bigger predators would't mind us puny humans, as there are bigger species to feed on. As for their limited intelligence: I think we could outwit/outgun them if it would be necessary.

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I would go into a high montain enviorment assuming that most dinosaurs are cold blooded and would die before they get to me \'

 

You don't understand what cold blooded means, do you. They'd have a better chance than you.

 

 

 

They know no fear, pain, or happiness. Only bloodlust.

 

 

 

You speak of them as if you studied them. Did you join Dr. Grant in Costa Rioca? Seems you don't even know what cold-blooded means in biology. There is no evidence whatsoever about Dino "emotions"

 

 

 

If they wanted to. Not that they'd need it. They could use their tails and claws to propel a boat. They never stop hunting.

 

 

 

How do you know this? There is no evidence whatsoever that land dinosaurs (like Velociraptor) couls swim. Most modern day vertebrated know a basic swim stroke which they use for some minutes to surviove, but the idea that Velociraoptor could swim for large distance, let alone propell a boat, is rediculous.

 

 

 

I think you saw a bit too much Jurassic Park, and a little too little fact. And about the book you might write about the case: Michael Crighton beat you to it.

 

 

 

As for the topic: assuming "all" kinds od dinosaurs have returned, I'd sit and wait for them to kill off each other the way they did 65M+ years ago. I think the bigger predators would't mind us puny humans, as there are bigger species to feed on. As for their limited intelligence: I think we could outwit/outgun them if it would be necessary.

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To doom,i think velciorapors were living in the desert,or was that another raptor?

 

I think that was Deinonychus.

 

or utah raptor

 

 

 

 

 

and id treat the situation in much the same as a zombie appoc. hide in a strong bunker with weapons and food.

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You speak of them as if you studied them. Did you join Dr. Grant in Costa Rioca? Seems you don't even know what cold-blooded means in biology. There is no evidence whatsoever about Dino "emotions"

 

Shows what you know.

 

 

 

There are any number of articles in respected scientific journals which provide conclusive evidence that velociraptors are incapable of any state of mind beyond base, instinctive hatred for all humans and a desire to feast on man-flesh.

 

 

 

How do you know this? There is no evidence whatsoever that land dinosaurs (like Velociraptor) couls swim. Most modern day vertebrated know a basic swim stroke which they use for some minutes to surviove, but the idea that Velociraoptor could swim for large distance, let alone propell a boat, is rediculous.

 

Yeah?

 

 

 

Well, then I guess you'd care to explain how the HMS Hood was sunk, smart guy.

 

 

 

Here's a hint: it wasn't the Bismarck.

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I don't know what's more pathetic in this thread. The sheer amount of 4chan, trolling, or people who take this seriously and don't notice the trolling.

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How do you know that a raptor didn't have super strength or endurance? Could you guys imagine how hard it would be to kill an ant that is the size that is portrayed on the above pics? A 2 ft ant or hercules beetle would own a 6ft human.

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You speak of them as if you studied them. Did you join Dr. Grant in Costa Rioca? Seems you don't even know what cold-blooded means in biology. There is no evidence whatsoever about Dino "emotions"

 

Shows what you know.

 

 

 

There are any number of articles in respected scientific journals which provide conclusive evidence that velociraptors are incapable of any state of mind beyond base, instinctive hatred for all humans and a desire to feast on man-flesh.

 

 

 

That's what I mean to say. Why would the be after US? Cold blooded means that the organism cannot maintain body heat by itself. Not hatred, careless or whatever...

 

 

 

 

 

How do you know this? There is no evidence whatsoever that land dinosaurs (like Velociraptor) couls swim. Most modern day vertebrated know a basic swim stroke which they use for some minutes to surviove, but the idea that Velociraoptor could swim for large distance, let alone propell a boat, is rediculous.

 

Yeah?

 

 

 

Well, then I guess you'd care to explain how the HMS Hood was sunk, smart guy.

 

 

 

Here's a hint: it wasn't the Bismarck.

 

 

 

What I meant, is that most vertebrates can swim instictively for a few minutes. After that, most of them drown (chicken for example). As for the "Hood"; it was "outgunned" by the "Bismarck". I don't see how swimming raptors would have prevented that...

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That's what I mean to say. Why would the be after US? Cold blooded means that the organism cannot maintain body heat by itself. Not hatred, careless or whatever...

 

Do I need to spell it out for you?

 

 

 

It's because velociraptors hate humans. This is why they go after us. They go after us because they hate us. Ergo, they can feel hatred. QED.

 

 

 

What I meant, is that most vertebrates can swim instictively for a few minutes. After that, most of them drown (chicken for example). As for the "Hood"; it was "outgunned" by the "Bismarck". I don't see how swimming raptors would have prevented that...

 

Wrong on all counts.

 

 

 

Any competent historian will tell you that the HMS Hood was sunk by velociraptors. The Bismarck only lit its guns to make sure the raptors wouldn't sink it as well. But it was sunk anyway. Coincidence? I think not.

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That's what I mean to say. Why would the be after US? Cold blooded means that the organism cannot maintain body heat by itself. Not hatred, careless or whatever...

 

Do I need to spell it out for you?

 

 

 

It's because velociraptors hate humans. This is why they go after us. They go after us because they hate us. Ergo, they can feel hatred. QED.

 

 

 

What I meant, is that most vertebrates can swim instictively for a few minutes. After that, most of them drown (chicken for example). As for the "Hood"; it was "outgunned" by the "Bismarck". I don't see how swimming raptors would have prevented that...

 

Wrong on all counts.

 

 

 

Any competent historian will tell you that the HMS Hood was sunk by velociraptors. The Bismarck only lit its guns to make sure the raptors wouldn't sink it as well. But it was sunk anyway. Coincidence? I think not.

 

 

 

I am sorry.

 

I never saw the amazing capabilities of velociraptors. I stand corrected.

 

I now see how we humans could never stand a chance against this obviously superior species. I will follow your advice to stock up on beef jerkey and guns, try to die like a man.

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Assuming our chances of survival were slim to none, I would attempt to convince world leaders to set off their nukes so we take those dinos out with us. If that failed, I would get eaten.

 

 

 

I'll wait in my flat and see if the raptors learn how to climb stairs/take the lift...

 

Stairs, they can do... Not so sure about the latter.

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I think Blackdawn needs to edit the first post so there's no more noobs telling us we're gonna be fighting chickens. :x

 

I'm on it! I'll be making it clearer too, as to stop some confusion.

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sorry i didn't know we switched places with raptors... i can definetly see how the human race will be virtually extinct and dino's the size of a large dog will dominate the planet.

 

 

 

i must have missed that part.. -.-

 

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Maybe if we would be able to steal one of their eggs and keep it warm, we could domesticate one which would defend us from other raptors.

 

Maybe it could tell the other raptors in some raptor-way not to attack us.

 

 

 

We'd have to hide somewhere though.

 

Probably some tunnel with a door with a key code to open.

 

 

 

Offtopic: This thread is so meaningless yet entertaining lol.

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Can they swim? as in what is their swimming range?

 

They CAN swim. Although the distances may vary depending on things such as currents, or even water predators. They cannot swim out into the middle of the ocean, as even raptors get tired. But a stream, or lake, or maybe just off the coast, they can manage.

 

 

 

Remember, if you're going out to sea. There are other water dinosaurs to worry about.

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Can they swim? as in what is their swimming range?

 

They CAN swim. Although the distances may vary depending on things such as currents, or even water predators. They cannot swim out into the middle of the ocean, as even raptors get tired. But a stream, or lake, or maybe just off the coast, they can manage.

 

 

 

Remember, if you're going out to sea. There are other water dinosaurs to worry about.

 

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Can they swim? as in what is their swimming range?

 

They CAN swim. Although the distances may vary depending on things such as currents, or even water predators. They cannot swim out into the middle of the ocean, as even raptors get tired. But a stream, or lake, or maybe just off the coast, they can manage.

 

 

 

Remember, if you're going out to sea. There are other water dinosaurs to worry about.

 

 

 

Have you got any proof cos I know some birds can kind of swim and I know alot of lizards and snakes can swim but it doesn't mean that raptors can.

 

 

 

I mentioned birds cos raptors have wings incase any body thought I was being a little wierd.

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