Velociraptors!

[Nenga]

there is no evidence of velociraptors bieng clever

 

I've yet to see any of you being clever, either, but that hasn't stopped me from believing that it's possible.

 

LOL, in terms with velociorsptors (which are equal in intellegance to wild big cats) we are überclever, there puny little minds probably aren't even sentient let alone having the ability to write or do things an average troller can do.

 

You say you're clever but you misspelled being... :

[Zierro]

there is no evidence of velociraptors bieng clever

 

 

 

Where were you when we posted the Philosoraptors? :?

[Kiriyama]

there is no evidence of velociraptors bieng clever

 

I've yet to see any of you being clever, either, but that hasn't stopped me from believing that it's possible.

 

LOL, in terms with velociorsptors (which are equal in intellegance to wild big cats) we are überclever, there puny little minds probably aren't even sentient let alone having the ability to write or do things an average troller can do.

 

You say you're clever but you misspelled being... :

 

 

 

And he actually said "troller".

 

 

 

The term "troll" is still correct there.

[Amaranth_GTO]

there is no evidence of velociraptors bieng clever

 

I've yet to see any of you being clever, either, but that hasn't stopped me from believing that it's possible.

 

LOL, in terms with velociorsptors (which are equal in intellegance to wild big cats) we are überclever, there puny little minds probably aren't even sentient let alone having the ability to write or do things an average troller can do.

 

wtf are velociorsptors? :?

[VEGHATERMEATLOVER]

there is no evidence of velociraptors bieng clever

 

I've yet to see any of you being clever, either, but that hasn't stopped me from believing that it's possible.

 

LOL, in terms with velociorsptors (which are equal in intellegance to wild big cats) we are überclever, there puny little minds probably aren't even sentient let alone having the ability to write or do things an average troller can do.

 

wtf are velociorsptors? :?

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velociraptor

 

 

 

heard of wikipedia?

[Omar]

PLAN A

 

Kill self

 

:|

 

 

 

PLAN B

 

Lrn2pk

 

#-o

 

 

 

PLAN C

 

Go into a wholesale like Costco, and lock the door. Hope the velociraptors can't unlock doors too

 

:thumbsup:

 

 

 

PLAN D

 

Make my way to Wales or Australia in hopes of Velociraptor-free tertitory

 

It would suck if plan A failed and you got eaten by dinos.

[perfetc]

there is no evidence of velociraptors bieng clever

 

I've yet to see any of you being clever, either, but that hasn't stopped me from believing that it's possible.

 

LOL, in terms with velociorsptors (which are equal in intellegance to wild big cats) we are überclever, there puny little minds probably aren't even sentient let alone having the ability to write or do things an average troller can do.

 

wtf are velociorsptors? :?

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velociraptor

 

 

 

heard of wikipedia?

 

 

 

I think he was pointing out he spelt it wrong.

 

 

 

 

PLAN A

 

Kill self

 

:|

 

 

 

PLAN B

 

Lrn2pk

 

#-o

 

 

 

PLAN C

 

Go into a wholesale like Costco, and lock the door. Hope the velociraptors can't unlock doors too

 

:thumbsup:

 

 

 

PLAN D

 

Make my way to Wales or Australia in hopes of Velociraptor-free tertitory

 

 

 

To get away from cold blooded reptile you would go to a place filled with cold blooded reptiles? Or wales? Every other country has raptors in?

[AdamMonkey0]

 

 

PLAN A

 

Kill self

 

:|

 

 

 

PLAN B

 

Lrn2pk

 

#-o

 

 

 

PLAN C

 

Go into a wholesale like Costco, and lock the door. Hope the velociraptors can't unlock doors too

 

:thumbsup:

 

 

 

PLAN D

 

Make my way to Wales or Australia in hopes of Velociraptor-free tertitory

 

 

 

To get away from cold blooded reptile you would go to a place filled with cold blooded reptiles? Or wales? Every other country has raptors in?

 

 

 

This isnt the first time a velociraptor has out smarted me #-o :wall:

[TTanT]

We seem to be exaggerating velociraptors a bit, guys. Velociraptors are shorter than humans, around five feet on average.

 

 

 

Velociraptors may be intellegent, or might no, we don't know. They hunted in packs, so they would be, at minimum, as smart as dogs. I've seen dogs open doors, so velociraptors could probably do so too.

 

 

 

Whether they could be smarter than dogs? A scary thought, but possible.

 

 

 

However, what I think we should be afraid of are deinonychuses. A deinononychus was around ten feet tall, if I am not mistaken.

 

 

 

Other than that, they were exactly like velociraptors as far as I can tell. Also, they were native to what is now North America, so Americans are screwed.

 

 

 

Anyways, if dinosaurs come back, I am so getting a pet microraptor (think bird sized velociraptor) and domesticating it. Argue with me a Fuu-fuu will leap off my shoulder and rip your throat out.

 

 

 

Really though, I'd hide in antarctica with masses of rations. Though there were dinosaurs that could survive severe winters, they were seasonal winters, not permanent ones.

[perfetc]

We seem to be exaggerating velociraptors a bit, guys. Velociraptors are shorter than humans, around five feet on average.

 

 

 

Velociraptors may be intellegent, or might no, we don't know. They hunted in packs, so they would be, at minimum, as smart as dogs. I've seen dogs open doors, so velociraptors could probably do so too.

 

 

 

Whether they could be smarter than dogs? A scary thought, but possible.

 

 

 

However, what I think we should be afraid of are deinonychuses. A deinononychus was around ten feet tall, if I am not mistaken.

 

 

 

Other than that, they were exactly like velociraptors as far as I can tell. Also, they were native to what is now North America, so Americans are screwed.

 

 

 

Anyways, if dinosaurs come back, I am so getting a pet microraptor (think bird sized velociraptor) and domesticating it. Argue with me a Fuu-fuu will leap off my shoulder and rip your throat out.

 

 

 

Really though, I'd hide in antarctica with masses of rations. Though there were dinosaurs that could survive severe winters, they were seasonal winters, not permanent ones.

 

 

 

What kind of logic is that? Two things have similar intellegence so they can do the same things? I have seen a programme were a sea lion out smarted over 100 adults but I doubt they could get through a door cos they have a different build to us.

 

 

 

(granted it does depend on the door)

[Powman3]

I'm in a house full of weapons so I'll be okay.

 

 

 

Oh, and how do you know if they could open doors? I don't think they were invented during the Jurassic period...

[perfetc]

I'm in a house full of weapons so I'll be okay.

 

 

 

Oh, and how do you know if they could open doors? I don't think they were invented during the Jurassic period...

 

 

 

Have you not seen that documentry "jurassic park"?

[Powman3]

I'm in a house full of weapons so I'll be okay.

 

 

 

Oh, and how do you know if they could open doors? I don't think they were invented during the Jurassic period...

 

 

 

Have you not seen that documentry "jurassic park"?

 

 

 

I hope you were being sarcastic.

[VEGHATERMEATLOVER]

I'm in a house full of weapons so I'll be okay.

 

 

 

Oh, and how do you know if they could open doors? I don't think they were invented during the Jurassic period...

 

 

 

Have you not seen that documentry "jurassic park"?

 

 

 

I hope you were being sarcastic.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

LOL.. Documentry.

 

 

 

A velociraptor couldn't open a door, a dog can open a door, with training!! Anyway, biowarfare is always a good idea.

[Lenin64]

PLAN D

 

Make my way to Wales or Australia in hopes of Velociraptor-free tertitory

 

 

 

To get away from cold blooded reptile you would go to a place filled with cold blooded reptiles?

 

They also have tons of lizards and snakes and stuff in Australia.

 

 

 

And you guys need to lighten up, seriously. "I hope you were being sarcastic", "You guys are overestimating them, they're chickens", "You guys are so stupid". Obviously, Velociraptors aren't going to reappear all over the world, so realism is already out the window. Just sit back and enjoy the ride, and if you get motion sick, you can get off anytime you like.

[pennywise]

Capture all the raptors, put them in cages, hire staff, become Zoo Tycoon.

[perfetc]

PLAN D

 

Make my way to Wales or Australia in hopes of Velociraptor-free tertitory

 

 

 

To get away from cold blooded reptile you would go to a place filled with cold blooded reptiles?

 

They also have tons of lizards and snakes and stuff in Australia.

 

 

 

And you guys need to lighten up, seriously. "I hope you were being sarcastic", "You guys are overestimating them, they're chickens", "You guys are so stupid". Obviously, Velociraptors aren't going to reappear all over the world, so realism is already out the window. Just sit back and enjoy the ride, and if you get motion sick, you can get off anytime you like.

 

 

 

Snakes and lizards are cold blooded animals so thanks for saying the exact same thing as me. =D>

 

 

 

They arn't chickens, there about the same size as chickens.

 

 

 

Seriously, were is your imagination? You say we need to lighten up?

[Zonorhc]

Snakes and lizards are cold blooded animals so thanks for saying the exact same thing as me. =D>

 

I'm under the impression that Lenin meant that Welsh people are cold blooded reptiles.

[TTanT]

PLAN D

 

Make my way to Wales or Australia in hopes of Velociraptor-free tertitory

 

 

 

To get away from cold blooded reptile you would go to a place filled with cold blooded reptiles?

 

They also have tons of lizards and snakes and stuff in Australia.

 

 

 

And you guys need to lighten up, seriously. "I hope you were being sarcastic", "You guys are overestimating them, they're chickens", "You guys are so stupid". Obviously, Velociraptors aren't going to reappear all over the world, so realism is already out the window. Just sit back and enjoy the ride, and if you get motion sick, you can get off anytime you like.

 

 

 

Snakes and lizards are cold blooded animals so thanks for saying the exact same thing as me. =D>

 

 

 

They arn't chickens, there about the same size as chickens.

 

 

 

Seriously, were is your imagination? You say we need to lighten up?

 

 

 

 

 

What? Velociraptors are about five feet tall. When you find a five foot tall chicken, tell me. :ohnoes:

 

 

 

 

 

Also, what I emant when I said velociraptors would probably could open doors is that since their intellegence is most likely greater than or equal to dogs, then they probably could adapt to poening doors, like dogs can.

 

 

 

Sure, not every velociraptor would be able to, but you wouldn't be able to realy on doors being barriers.

 

 

 

And why did everyone ignore deinonychus? -.-

[perfetc]

PLAN D

 

Make my way to Wales or Australia in hopes of Velociraptor-free tertitory

 

 

 

To get away from cold blooded reptile you would go to a place filled with cold blooded reptiles?

 

They also have tons of lizards and snakes and stuff in Australia.

 

 

 

And you guys need to lighten up, seriously. "I hope you were being sarcastic", "You guys are overestimating them, they're chickens", "You guys are so stupid". Obviously, Velociraptors aren't going to reappear all over the world, so realism is already out the window. Just sit back and enjoy the ride, and if you get motion sick, you can get off anytime you like.

 

 

 

Snakes and lizards are cold blooded animals so thanks for saying the exact same thing as me. =D>

 

 

 

They arn't chickens, there about the same size as chickens.

 

 

 

Seriously, were is your imagination? You say we need to lighten up?

 

 

 

 

 

What? Velociraptors are about five feet tall. When you find a five foot tall chicken, tell me. :ohnoes:

 

 

 

 

 

Also, what I emant when I said velociraptors would probably could open doors is that since their intellegence is most likely greater than or equal to dogs, then they probably could adapt to poening doors, like dogs can.

 

 

 

Sure, not every velociraptor would be able to, but you wouldn't be able to realy on doors being barriers.

 

 

 

And why did everyone ignore deinonychus? -.-

 

 

 

FogHorn LegHorn :lol: (hes close enough)

 

 

 

"Velociraptor was a mid-sized dromaeosaurid, with adults measuring up to 2.07 m (6.8 ft) long, 0.5 m (1.6 ft) high at the hip, and weighing up to 15 kg (33 lb).[3] The skull, which grew up to 25 cm (9.8 in) long"

 

 

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velociraptor

 

 

 

You might want to change the your paragraph to the correct tense, "Velociraptors are about five feet tall" they WERE not are.

 

 

 

There intellect has nothing to do with it a dog sized animal cannot open a closed a door, a raptor would be screwed by a low fence!

[TTanT]

PLAN D

 

Make my way to Wales or Australia in hopes of Velociraptor-free tertitory

 

 

 

To get away from cold blooded reptile you would go to a place filled with cold blooded reptiles?

 

They also have tons of lizards and snakes and stuff in Australia.

 

 

 

And you guys need to lighten up, seriously. "I hope you were being sarcastic", "You guys are overestimating them, they're chickens", "You guys are so stupid". Obviously, Velociraptors aren't going to reappear all over the world, so realism is already out the window. Just sit back and enjoy the ride, and if you get motion sick, you can get off anytime you like.

 

 

 

Snakes and lizards are cold blooded animals so thanks for saying the exact same thing as me. =D>

 

 

 

They arn't chickens, there about the same size as chickens.

 

 

 

Seriously, were is your imagination? You say we need to lighten up?

 

 

 

 

 

What? Velociraptors are about five feet tall. When you find a five foot tall chicken, tell me. :ohnoes:

 

 

 

 

 

Also, what I emant when I said velociraptors would probably could open doors is that since their intellegence is most likely greater than or equal to dogs, then they probably could adapt to poening doors, like dogs can.

 

 

 

Sure, not every velociraptor would be able to, but you wouldn't be able to realy on doors being barriers.

 

 

 

And why did everyone ignore deinonychus? -.-

 

 

 

FogHorn LegHorn :lol: (hes close enough)

 

 

 

"Velociraptor was a mid-sized dromaeosaurid, with adults measuring up to 2.07 m (6.8 ft) long, 0.5 m (1.6 ft) high at the hip, and weighing up to 15 kg (33 lb).[3] The skull, which grew up to 25 cm (9.8 in) long"

 

 

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velociraptor

 

 

 

You maight want to change the your paragraph to the correct tense, "Velociraptors are about five feet tall" they WERE not are.

 

 

 

There intellect has nothing to do with it a chicken sized animal cannot open a closed a door, a raptor would be screwed by a low fence!

 

 

 

 

 

I confused height and length.... :oops:

 

It seems I did so with deinonychus, too. It was 11 feet long and around four feet tall.

[Skull]

 

There you go.

[RpgGamer]

I'd die fightng, but if it looks too hopeless than the motto

 

"If you can't beat them, join them"

 

comes into play.

 

So for the sake of this thread

 

 

 

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[perfetc]

yeah, wild carnivores are into inter species alliances, you would be fine .....

[gauper_kid]

 

 

 

And you guys need to lighten up, seriously. "I hope you were being sarcastic", "You guys are overestimating them, they're chickens", "You guys are so stupid". Obviously, Velociraptors aren't going to reappear all over the world, so realism is already out the window. Just sit back and enjoy the ride, and if you get motion sick, you can get off anytime you like.

 

QFT

 

Seriously guys. I you're just gonna ignore the OP, then get out.