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Deserted tropical island Survival plans.

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Ok so your stranded on a deserted tropical island, your boat has crashed and its only you and your friend. You can do anything you want within logic. AKA no teleportaion or any of that crap.

 

 

 

So what would you do?

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PSN: Skaterguy1224 Tactical Nukes - 22

Maybe this belongs in Forum Games ?

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Maybe this belongs in Forum Games ?

 

This more than just a count to 1000 or what ever, they have Zombie plans and such in off - topic so why not this? It seems like it takes more thought and strategy than just saying a number. But if a mod. feels as if this belonged there, im not going argue them.

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PSN: Skaterguy1224 Tactical Nukes - 22

So if I have enough food for 3 weeks, could I end up making this go 3 times as long by taking 3 days in between each time I eat? If so I would live 9 weeks or /2 for my friend, meaning we live 4.5 weeks each; enough time to get rescued. If this isn't how it works, let me know. :lol:

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i'd make some sort of thing to alert people as quick as i can.

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Eat until the food runs out, wait till my friend starves and eat him. If I'm still not rescued, starve to death.

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Ok i made a lil adjustmant. Now you cant save your friend and you and live for 6 weeks :lol:

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PSN: Skaterguy1224 Tactical Nukes - 22

You can either let your friend have half of it our kill him off and eat him.

 

 

 

Wow, kinda biased don't you think? What about the people who would choose to kill their self and let their friend eat them?

If they've already been on the island for 2 weeks wouldn't they already be out of food? I guess the only option is to go searching for food which would be the most logical answer along with fresh water if they haven't died from dehydration yet.

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So my friend and I set out for fruit right off the bat. It takes us 1 week out of our 1.5 weeks of food we have stockpiled, but we manage to collect enough food for 1 more week. As soon as we collect enough we're back on the search for fruit. It takes us 1 week, but we have half a week of rations left, and manage to find another weeks worth of fruit......As soon as we collect enough we're back on the search for fruit. It takes us 1 week, but we have half a week of rations left, and manage to find another weeks worth of fruit....

 

 

 

Could we not just live until 4 weeks time like this? Let me know if this isn't meant to be possible. Sorry if I keep wrecking your survival situation.

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Poetry

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Killed my maxed Zerker pure April 2010

 

Rebooting Runescape

 

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Ok i made some changes. Like how you can do anything within logic/realitity. Also my math may be a lil off. Im no math wizard :oops:

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PSN: Skaterguy1224 Tactical Nukes - 22

This is a stupid survival situation. How would we know how much food we have? Different food lasts different amounts of time. What kind of island is it? Where is it?

 

 

 

I'd have some nice leisurely swims, and, assuming my friend is Zooey Deschanel, eliminate the taboo on nudity. I just got a free vacation, might as well enjoy it!

catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream

Well, I'd eaither kill my friend straight off if food is hard to find, as letting him live will then cost me food in the long run.

 

 

 

If there is enough food, then well, he lives.

 

 

 

If my friend is a she, same plan, but mroe enjoyable (hopefully).

 

 

 

Also, massive bonfires. Maybe planes will see them.

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

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I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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Oh God, not another one of these.

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Ill go out in the sea finding some food and stuff, i guess watching survivorman and ultimate survival for quite a time now pays of. Some mushroomsponge kinda thing got a slime that protects him from the sun and you can take it off that sponge and put it on yourself :>

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Go fishing, go into the forest to try and find some fruit/animals. Set up traps for animals. Make huge fire.

A friend to all is a friend to none.

Eat all the supplies and then go swimming.

 

These things tend to work themselves out.

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So we can't go a day without food, why? If I know I have a chance of starving to death, there's a good damn possibility I won't eat every day and only one meal a day. I'd probably eat every three days. So divide each days food into 3 meals, which is enough to last for 10 days. So only eating one meal a day instantly takes that up to 30 days. Then only eating every 3 days gives me about three months. I get rescued in about a month and a half huh, bring it on? Even assuming we only have one meal for each day that's still 30 days with food. it'd run out in about a month, humans can survive about a month without food. We get rescued in 12 days, no sweat.

Oh God, not another one of these.

 

 

 

Oh God, not another one of those useless posts :?

 

 

 

 

 

OT: There's most likely animals on the island. Also you can hunt for fish off the coast. It should be manageable for 4 weeks without having to eat your friend :shock:

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Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy.

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Oh God, not another one of these.

 

O God, not another troll who makes useless posts.....

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PSN: Skaterguy1224 Tactical Nukes - 22

Oh God, not another one of these.

 

O God, not another troll who makes useless posts.....

 

Oh God, not another person with a late joke.

 

 

 

I'd go forage forfruit right off the bat. If there's a suitable food supply already present, how would survival be all that tough? Actually, maybe just set the jungle on fire. That'll get some attention somewhere and they'll find us sooner.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Oh God, not another one of these.

 

O God, not another troll who makes useless posts.....

 

Oh God, not another person with a late joke.

 

 

 

I'd go forage forfruit right off the bat. If there's a suitable food supply already present, how would survival be all that tough? Actually, maybe just set the jungle on fire. That'll get some attention somewhere and they'll find us sooner.

 

My new plan - Eat everything, burn the jungle, THEN go swimming.

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Updated this thread, i thought the last one didnt let enough creativity go. So more creativity is needed now :P

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PSN: Skaterguy1224 Tactical Nukes - 22

First off, I'd find something to get the attention of a plane with. Something brightly colored or out-of-the-ordinary... rocks shaped in 'HELP', or laying tying all the pieces of our clothing together and wave the clothing to catch a plane's attention. After that, see if I can find any food to live off of. Attract bird, kill them, eat them. Find wood for shelter and for burning. Basically, read Lord of the Flies, but be smarter than them.

So, basically Earthysun is Jesus's only son.

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Oh God, not another one of these.

 

O God, not another troll who makes useless posts.....

 

 

 

Oh please. Yea, this topic is so original... Only difference here is that you are alone, instead of zombies or stupid dinosaurs. Woohoo, [bleep]ing awesome. And kinggabe, stop holding a stupid grudge against me and just shut the hell up.

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