Granted but a Time Paradox occurs killing everyone BUT me so its the end of humanity

 

 

 

I wish i could make my wishes not corruptable so I can wish for 99 p-hats,99 black p-hats and 99 of santas

Granted, but your life is too perfect.

 

 

 

"Granted but a Time Paradox occurs killing everyone BUT me so its the end of humanity"

 

I wish I knew what you meant by granted. It doesn't look granted, I clearly wished that the person that posts next would die, not the other way around.

you dont get your wish cause i dont get it...

 

 

 

i wish nothing.

granted, you have completely nothing!

 

 

 

I wish I had some diet coke and mentos

Granted, you drink the diet coke and put a mento in your mouth and your head explodes.

 

 

 

I wish I had a game I coulden't beat. It gets boring when I beat all my games and have nothing to do.

ok then, but you get so stressed you cant do the first level so you go insane and shoot yourself

 

 

 

i wish that i had a machine gun.....and 6 throwing knives!

Granted: You find a machine gun and 6 throwing knives under your bed one day, but when you uses the gun it explodes. When you later have throwed the knives, you don't find them anymore.

 

 

 

I wish someone corrupts this wish.

granted, an alien from space named "someone" come and corrupted ur wish... then shoots you (yeah yeah i know i watch too much star trek)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish nobody or anything could ever wish again and the wont do anything to me!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ha ha ha ha ha take that logic!!!!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Granted, nobody cares about you anymore. So you get lonely. Not even inanimated objects care about you anymore, for example, your TV will NEVER turn on no matter how much you try, and your computer will NEVER turn on either.

Play the freakin game. Whats your wish?

 

 

 

 

 

I wish he had a wish

Don't act perfect, everyone can forget.

 

 

 

I wish I could do EVERYTHING, with just my body and I had all kinda powers and magic, and be 100% unkillable, then I'd become the biggest super villain ever. I also wish for no good end of this story. :twisted:

granted, your power becomes so great that you grow to the size of the sun x100 to the 100th power and then you get sucked into a black hole into another demension where you suffacate but dont die, and slowly you get younger and younger and suffer a punishment worse than death... rebirth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish the blazekin master was dead and nobody courrpted this wish!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

I wish I knew how that is a bad thing.

Well, see, you would be dead and the thread would die.

 

 

 

I wish for you to not use the letter "e" in your next post.

Grant'd, but I r'plac' ' with '.

 

 

 

I wish th' int'rn't wouldn't be so damn crappy today. Seriously. :evil:

Wish granted, internet deleted!!!!!

 

Wait how am I posting this? :-k

 

 

 

I wish Jagex would upgrade my account to members for free :thumbsup:

Granted, but you now are a member, you can only play for 3 hours after you log in next, then your membership ends. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish I had a magical remote, so I could make the statue of Statue of Liberty alive, and that statue would use the torch to burn New York City and walk on buildings, cars, etc. :twisted:

granted, the statue walks off its island off to new york and sinks...and sinks....its torch goes out...all thats left is a head sticking out of the water. *here comes a torpedo*

 

 

 

i wish people would stop currupting my wishes

Granted, People McDeffin no longer corrupts your wish, but it's useless as he never did in the first place.

 

 

 

I wish for even more wishes that words can also mean name of nonexistance people. :twisted:

Without a condition to grant, nobody can grant that. Therefore you get nothing!

 

 

 

I wish I had forsight

Granted, but you can only see the disasters that will happen to YOU, and you can't prevent them from happening as your foresight power is 100% accurate.

 

 

 

I wish someone would reply to my "Time Machine Thread", like now. Goddamn it.

Granted, but the post is just spam.

 

 

 

I wish I could read people's minds

Granted, but you can't go to public places like malls, or libraries. Because you always hear everyone think at once. And can never go to a movie without hearing them thinking, and have to wait for every movie to come on DVD.

 

 

 

I wish I had a magical remote, so I could make the statue of Statue of Liberty alive, and that statue would use the torch to burn New York City and walk on buildings, cars, etc. :twisted:

 

 

 

Also I wish that the statue can swim.

nice find for the weakness of mind reading

 

 

 

she swims through concrete destroying everything in sight.

 

 

 

I wish I could perform alchemy (not just gold, transforming any matter into what I want)

Granted, some gang is after you that wants to use your power on their evil scemes. And changing their gun into something isn't enough, because all the bad gangs of your city are after you as well.

 

 

 

I wish that I would go to a horror movie today, and at the same day I had the power to get the monsters out of the screen, then I'd do that. :twisted: