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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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Granted, but Jagex shuts down RuneScape before you get the chance to hack it so it's useless.

 

 

 

I wish I'd meet a dangerous gangster then I'd say "Hey you," and scream "YOU ARE A JACKASS!!!!", then order a taxi to get away from him.

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  • Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.   Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

Granted but he shoots you in the leg so you can't get in the taxi and then he stuffs a grenade in your mouth and runs off.

 

 

 

I wish I actually had a decent german teacher.

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You get a decent german teacher, but then he falls ill, and you get the worst teacher ever as a perm-replacement.

 

 

 

I wish I could live with my friends.

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Granted, but when you are not at home, some criminals come and force your friends to drink some magical potion that makes your friends hate you.

 

 

 

I wish I was a fatass.

You turn into a fatass.. unfortunately, you turn into a really fatass... and weigh 2 tons.. you can't move at all....

 

 

 

I wish I could do magic.

Granted, but you can't control it so you accidently kill your friends.

 

 

 

I wish I'd find a dead FBI agent in my kitchen. And then say "How the hell did an FBI agent get into my kitchen?"

Granted, but I'm lying when I say I couldn't wish anymore, and since you can't think of anything, there is nothing to corrupt.

 

 

 

I wish that these that shot would miss, and some of the FBI agents would stop the others from shooting mean, and prove to these that were trying to kill me that some killer was in my house the other night, and that FBI agent was just trying to save my life.

Granted, you didn't wish for a universe peace, so there is only peace in this world, but everyone is forced to move to Mars, where there is a war worse than World War II.

 

 

 

I wish I knew how the drunk homeless guy could kill ALL THESE FBI agents. :roll:

Granted, But you cant use smilies in this thred untill you post IN THIS THRED 10 times

 

 

 

You didn't grant my wish, this has nothing to do with how the drunk homeless guy could kill ALL THESE FBI agents. <.<

 

 

 

Granted, but you get spammed by people that begs you to get sig like yours.

 

 

 

I wish the same as last time, since smilies in this thread until blah blah blah was completely off topic.

Granted, he gets too drunk and kills you.

 

 

 

I wish someone wouldn't post after this.

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danke Schon Sam!^^

"Blood runs thicker, oh were thick as thieves you know"

-Carl Barât

Granted, the person named Someone doesn't post.

 

 

 

Damn it, so that explains why I couldn't know. <.<

 

 

 

I wish I was a dirty old pirate.

You turn into an old dirty Pirate, unfortunately, dirt becomes your staple of living, and you die when someone throws a bucket of soap water on you.

 

I for One hundred Meeelleeeon Tuna.

granted, then a second after you obtain said fish, an escaped ghast appeas and turn it all rotten

 

 

 

I wish i had more to say

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

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you get your dish, but it was broken during shipping :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish i had a real life "one up" mushroom

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

Granted, but it was stolen from mario's house an he's coming for you.

 

 

 

I wish a Princess peach [which is a human] came to my house and didnt kill me. and she stays for 1 year. I don't die and mario or bowser or anyone came for her or me or my family. :XD:

Granted, but it was stolen from mario's house an he's coming for you.

 

 

 

I wish a Princess peach [which is a human] came to my house and didnt kill me. and she stays for 1 year. I don't die and mario or bowser or anyone came for her or me or my family. :XD:

 

 

 

was that english? i'll attempt to make sense of it...

 

 

 

granted, but after exactly 1 year princess peach dies.

 

 

 

I wish i had a decent internet connection

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

granted, but now your now known wish will never come true, for you have used your one and only wish...

 

 

 

I wish TIF had an auto-grammar fixer

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

granted but then you are hacked and lose everything including your hard earned account

 

 

 

i wish the term "wish" will not appear in the next post

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

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